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Nude Male Dancers review

Summary: Nude Male Dancers features hunky, manly guys at one of Montreal's prominent gay strip clubs. Although it is hindered by low bitrate and small resolution on the videos, the nightly live shows are entertaining. During the day, you get to check out the last night's show, and there's a collection of extras that will either get you hard or bring a smile to your face.


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Author:
Tiffany, 2009-07-21

Categories:
Hunks-and-Muscle

Tags:
gay, gay strip club, gay strippers, live gay cam

Intro promises

The hottest live performance from the biggest gay bar in Montreal
6 Live Cams 24/7 Access

First impression

Nude Male Dancers greets me with a dark red and black motif and a simple member's area. Relevant navigation is spread across the top, while smack dab in the middle I get an eyeful of a recorded show. First there's a look at the back stage cam, where one of these hairless hunks is stroking himself off. It cuts to the stage after that, revealing a well toned stripper strutting his way down to the catwalk. The countdown for the next live show is also provided. The schedule is 9pm to 2am EST and judging by the prerecorded show from last night, they pack a lot of variety into every night.

Our opinion

Nude Male Dancers is a great concept for those of us who don't have easy access to a gay strip club, whether it's due to location, time, or money constraints. The main attraction is the live show, although you don't have to worry if you can't make it to the site in their timeframe. They play last night's show the entire day until their scheduled show, so you can check out everything you missed.

The live show window is a 522x300 streaming Flash video that is average amateur quality. You can take it full screen, as well as adjusting the volume, but it is on the grainy side. Although the video quality could be a lot better, the way they shoot it does keep your interest. They switch between their back stage cam to the stage, and even into the crowd. It gives you the feeling of either looking in through the strip club window with a voyeur feel, or just actually being there. There is a chatroom that is lively when the live shows start, so you can chat with fellow members about the action taking place on stage. This helps to add to the feeling of actually being at their club, talking to the guys sitting at the next table. If you're just looking to check off the Jerk Off room backstage, you can choose that option in the navigation, as opposed to just checking out what's on the main stage cameras. The only big complaint that I have here, other than the quality, is the fact that they don't archive their live shows. That seems to be a big omission in a site like this.

The Portfolio section has featured stripteases of the dancers. A quick glance through here reveals that they are pretty focused on well built, nicely toned guys. If you like the hunky look, you're in luck, although if you're after variety you probably will be better off looking elsewhere. The smooth and shaved look is also in, with only one guy sporting a burly bear look. There are 53 videos in total, in 522x300 streaming WMV format. Like the Flash, it's a bit on the grainy side, and could be better quality as it is currently shown at 500 kbps bitrate.

There are 11 different dancers featured in their Dancer's sites section. This section has videos and photos for each of their featured dancers, great if you're looking for something to explore outside of the live or prerecorded show. The videos are shown in embedded WMV players, with the same resolution but a slightly higher bitrate 722 kbps so the quality tends to be a bit better throughout this section. These videos are around 20 minutes long, and there is a variety of both solo and hardcore material.

The picture sets in this section are split into two parts. First are the main page photos these are shown at 681x1024 and show off the highlights. Then you have the good quality 800x532 gallery photos that have over 100 photos per set. Both types look professionally shot, and show off these hunks very nicely.

The Dj's Choice section features hand picked archived videos from the past four years. There are 90 embedded WMV videos that are on the short side at around 5 8 minutes each, but highlight some of the most interesting thing you could see in a gay strip club. Like the other videos at Nude Male Dancers, it is 522x300 with bitrates varying from 500 800 kbps. There's gay parades, some rather acrobatic pole work, kinky scenarios, and other interesting bits from the annuls of their horny history.

The Photos section, like DJ's Choice, is a collection of hand selected photos taken during the best parts of various performances. These are good quality photos shown at 800x531. The photos are in mini series of 5 7 pics from the same selection, although they really should have been in their own separate galleries. Everything runs together in one big gallery, which is a bit of a pain to navigate when you're looking at over 300 photos.

Now on to one of the most fascinating, and sadly no longer updated sections on Nude Male Dancers. It's called Tiger News, it has a stuffed tiger as the news caster, and it's one of the coolest ways I've ever seen an update delivered. The last one was back in December 2007, where they covered things like new strippers, sites, and other tidbits. It's just so hilarious coming from a stuffed animal great show of personality with these 35 news videos.

Another one of their quirky sections is Nude Idol, which is essentially American Idol with tight bodies and lots of dong. There are three years of competition, with 2005, 2006, and 2007 shown. There are seven different areas of competition, from best funny show to best slow song, shown in an embedded WMV player at 522x300 and 700 kbps. Although there are only three complete competitions here, it's offbeat enough that you'll want to take a look, if only to see yet another off the wall thing that Nude Male Dancers is offering.

They have a small bonus section with licensed DVDs featuring guys that are pretty close to the body style of their stripper core. There are 5 full DVDs here that you can download or stream. It's okay as far as bonuses go, but it seems like more of an afterthought than an actual bonus section.

Conclusion

Nude Male Dancers is a bit of a mixed bag. The quality of the videos on this site could be much better the grainy Flash is a bit distracting, and the overall bitrates are low throughout all the sections. That said, the selection of male strippers is great if you like shaved, smooth, and well toned men, and the various extra sections and the shows themselves are entertaining. If you can see past the quality, you're in for a good time.

Prices



2.95/3 day trial membership (full)
29.95/month
68.95/3 months

All recur unless cancelled
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Porn Adept 2012-12-20 82/100
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Adult Reviews 2009-07-21 7.5/10
Total average: 80.5/100      Our score: 7.5/10

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