Teens Garden review

Reviewed by J., 2004-08-09
Categories: 18-23, Amateur
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Review summary: Teens Garden is an amateur teen site offering thousands of hi-quality images, hours of videos in extra high resolution with daily updates.

Intro promises

- Thousands of HQ photos
- Best Eastern European girls you ever seen
- Hours of video in extra high resolution
- Updated daily

First impression

So, one of the descriptions on the main page is "You could see biddy bone fuggy sluts with silicon baps or/and bums." I'm guessing a beat poet wrote this, since I think I understood three words in it. Upon further review, I think these descriptions have been written by someone who speaks English as a second language and the more I read of it, the more I like his version of my ridiculous language because at least it's more interesting. The opening page is busy, but not overbearingly so. Some of the girls in the samples look pretty damn hot, so I'm ready to look at some "glistening pictures."

Our opinion

The main members' page has one link: View pics by date. Then the top five video and picture series are listed with a thumb each as well. Kinda cheap, but I guess it works. Clicking on the Sets by Date link opens up a page that has a sample photo for each of the updates for that entire month. You can also choose a month from the past year and view that month's updates as well (January-March of 2003 are listed but contain no images for some reason... seems like a waste).

I can hardly believe it, but it appears that there's an update 7 days a week- that is truly a rarity. Clicking on a set's thumbnail opens up its page... and the first major problem I have with the site. You get a bigger thumnail in the middle, and the pages of the set are listed on the left. My problem is that I'm not a fan of having to guess which page has the pictures you want. Plus, there are only 15 images per page, so you're in for a lot of guessing. You choose if you want "Original Size" (usually 1200x900) or Resized (600x800) images once you're in a set's page. You can also access all of that model's sets from this page as well.

Clicking on a page number opens up the thumbs for that page and then clicking on a thumb opens up the image in its own window. The picture sets are all archived in downloadable .zip files as well, which is quite handy.

The pictures themselves are of a relatively good quality. Not quite magazine-level, but certainly not amateurish. I'm pretty disappointed in the way the pictures are listed- not only are there a lot of sets that have a lot of similar pictures (think flipbook), but some final pages within a set will have just one picture. Was that really worth a click? Could you not have taken out one of the 45 pictures of the girl looking into the camera with all her clothes on? The picture content is varied only a little bit. Primarily solo girl stuff, ranging from soft to hardcore penetration, though it's mostly stripping and spreading and whatnot. You'll find an occasional blowjob and boy/girl scene (but only rarely with a cumshot) and a lesbian scene here and there as well. The girls aren't all that varied- mostly young European girls with petite bodies and natural breasts (nice for a change), but not much enthnicity to speak of. All in all, I was hoping for a little more from the pictures, since there aren't many videos on the site yet.

The videos there are actually look very nice at 640x480 resolution (DiVX encoded), but they take damn near forever to load.

I started one loading in the background (they're for streaming only- no downloading that I can see) and I forgot all about it until about 10 minutes later when I heard the audio kick on in the background. The video content is almost purely softcore.

Stripping and solo stuff abound, along with one or two girl/girl scenes. The videos aren't exactly as well-produced as the pictures, but they're not terrible. I heard the same bad music a lot though.

Conclusion

Overall, this is a site that needs some work in pretty much all its areas. The pictures are good, but the selection is a little thin. The videos look nice, but there aren't many of them and the ones that are there are all pretty softcore. The navigation works, but it could be a lot better. And to top it off, the site moves slower than most I've been to (perhaps the server is in Europe). The good news is that the foundation is there- to create all this nice-looking exclusive content is not an easy task and they deserve a lot of credit for that. The question is whether you want to bet a semi-premium price per month on whether or not the site will make the improvements that they need to make.

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