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Summary: Horny Mother Fucker's five sites offer a mix of entertainment, but most of it comes from 18-23 year old authentic amateur girls starring in their own homemade sex tapes and nude pics. One of the sites, Try My Wife, features lots of professionally made porn star movies, and you'll find some professional flicks in the other sites' collections as well. Media options were limited to streaming and downloadable Flash videos that just look okay, and the library has some repetition of scenes within it. It's a decent overall collection but one that needs work, too.


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Author:
Jerry Fritz, 2012-08-14

Categories:
Amateur, 18-23, Mature / MILF, Blowjob, Hardcore, Videos, Movies

Tags:
authentic amateurs, ex girlfriends, homemade porn, POV, self shot, user submitted content

Intro promises

"The hottest amateur content in the world on one network"

- 5 Years Online
- Nominated for multiple awards
- Access to 5 ex-gf and housewives sites
- All user-submitted pictures and videos

First impression

Horny Mother Fucker is a 5-site network of amateur porn sites. Four of them feature content created and submitted by 18-23 year old amateur girls (self pics, sex tapes, blow job movies) and the fifth site stars real housewives in hardcore action. The tour lets you jump out to each of the listed sites and have a look, and by joining any of the sites you get access to the entire network.

In this review we'll sign up directly with Horny Mother Fucker and see how the network access pans out. Read on for an in depth review of what the site has to offer.

Our opinion

Horny Mother Fucker just launched in 2012, and in mid-2012 at the time of my visit it has a reasonable number of videos and galleries online. The site explains its collection as one made by real amateurs and indeed, you'll find a lot of real amateurs inside. But you'll also find several scenes that are full-on porn star productions which were made for other sites first and then put here second. The mix takes some of the steam out of the site's promise of being the best in amateur porn. Read on for all of the details.

Mix of Real User-Submitted Porn and Produced Hardcore

'GirlFrom the tour I was prepared to find five sites that all offered totally amateur-made porn movies and pictures, but this wasn't the case. It's hard to put a number on it, but I'd say its about a 60/40 split between amateur and porn star content.

The amateur material is exactly what you'd expect. The sites Banged 18, Bang Emo and Real GFs Book are especially full of real amateur girls between 18-23 years old. Most of the content is hardcore - the girls sucking their boyfriends cock or having hardcore sex. Some feature the girls giving strip teases, masturbating or showing off their tits. This is authentic amateur content, just the sort of porn that this network should be full of.

But there are scenes mixed in of porn star sex movies, too. You can usually tell just from the thumbnail preview - Sienna West and Jenna Presley are in movies, for example, and easily identified, but also the clarity and quality of the thumbnail gives it away (as do the big fake tits). While watching one movie the cameraman mentioned that the movie was for another website - something about Juicy Butts - and my guess is these might be scenes from a site that closer or they might be nonexclusive scenes bought by the owners of Horny Mother Fucker to fill out the library in the first months of its existence and while it is still trying to grow. In the latter case, I appreciate the effort, but I don't think the extra content should be mixed in. Make a bonus page for them or something, because people signing up here are looking for the real amateur content.

Only Flash Streams & Downloads

'BoyfriendA lot of ex-gf and real amateur sites with user submitted content have limited content options for downloading and streaming, and all of the sites at Horny Mother Fucker are no different. You can either stream the video online in a Flash video player, or download a FLV (Flash) copy of the scene. The screen size of the movies varies with the real amateur stuff being smaller and poorer quality, and the porn star movies sharper.

Small Galleries

Picture galleries are small here but usually are focused on one girl or group of girls, which is a nice change from most sites in this niche that just lump together random pics in a set. The galleries might only have 10-15 images, but they are of the same girl posing, flashing, or having sex. Images are usually just average in quality because they are taken by the girls and their boyfriends with cell phones or consumer digital cameras.

Members Area is Muddled

The members area isn't very well thought out. You can click on a site's logo at the top of the page to browse its videos and galleries in a table of thumbnails, or browse all of the networks videos or photos as one collection. There are no search tools or categories to assist you in browsing.

Some Duplication in Library

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Looking through the library I saw the same videos and galleries repeated a few times. I guess this is probably because some of the sites list the same video in their library so it shows up twice when browsing the entire network as a single collection.

A Few Updates Each Week

Since the updates can be out of order it was hard to be sure about the update schedule here but it looks like the network adds at least 3-5 scenes or galleries to its sites each week and possibly more often.

Horny Mother Fucker Porn Review Take-Aways:

  • Mostly focused on 18-23 year old amateur girls who made sex tapes or took nude pics, then uploaded them.
  • One of the sites is focused on MILFs and housewives, and it features some porn stars and professionally produced movies.
  • Updates are made several times each week, but the members area is unorganized so it's hard to be sure.
  • You can only stream movies online or download them in FLV (Flash) files.
  • Unlike other user-submitted porn sites, galleries tend to focus on one girl or couple rather than a mix of submitted photos.

Conclusion

Some good user-submitted porn movies and pics but the network suffers from a few flaws.

Horny Mother Fucker does offer some great user-made and user-submitted amateur porn, but there was some professional produced content mixed in as well - especially on their MILF site Try My Wife. The members area was cluttered and the media options were quite limited. Comparing it to other authentic amateur and user-submitted sites, however, it measures up decently. Updates are pretty frequent and the site is new as well, but I'm not sure that will be enough to convince users seeking real ex-gf and user-submitted amateur porn that Horny Mother Fucker is the best place to get it.

Competitors

The ex-girlfriend and homemade amateur sex niches have exploded in popularity in the past few years, you'll have several quality competing sites to consider and hold Horny Mother Fucker up against in comparison.

All of GFs focuses on 18-23 year old girls, real amateurs that took nude pics or made sex tapes/masturbation tapes for and with their boyfriends. The site is a network of 9 sites, each with its own theme within the ex-gf niche (big boobs, emo girls, etc). This is one of the better run and larger sites in the niche and definitely worth having a closer look at.

There isn't a whole lot of difference in content with Teen GF Sex either, only Teen GF Sex tends to focus more on the raw, homemade and user submitted content, at least more so than Horny Mother Fuckers manages. A big library, lots of updates, and lots of variety in sex, nude pics, and other types of content.

Pricing


PricePeriodRebillsAdditional Info
USD 1.95 1 dayRebills after every periodTrial. Automatically renews as monthly subscription of $29.95 unless cancelled.
USD 24.95 1 month / 30 daysRebills after every period
USD 99.96 1 yearNON recurring

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Porn Reviews 2012-08-20 58/100
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Total average: 58/100      Our score: 7.0/10

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