Stunt Cock Tryouts Review

Intro promises

"Stunt Cock Tryouts is the only HD porn site online that shows guys trying to become porn stars. We film them trying to get their dick hard on camera. If they can do that, they are welcomed back to learn how to have sex on camera. All the movies are shot in 1280x720 - true high definition porn."

First impression

Stunt Cock Tryouts asks, “Can you get hard on camera? Can you hold off your orgasm when you are getting blown by a hot chick? Can you cum on camera? It’s not as easy as you think!” I believe it! First off, I can’t even get hard when cameras are far away let alone when they’re filming me; hell, I can’t even get hard if the air conditioner comes on while I’m jerking off alone in my apartment. And I have no idea if I could hold off my orgasm while getting blown by a hot chick cos that shit has never happened — I’ve never been blown by a hot chick. So I don’t think I could never be a success at Stunt Cock Tryouts, where good men come to do bad things to porn starlet Mandy More.

In order to succeed (or get your seed sucked) at Stunt Cock Tryouts, you will have to accomplish three very simple tasks. First, you will have to be able to get hard on camera (Mandy provides inspiration by giving you “a hot seductive” lap dance); this seems easy enough, but most guys can’t even make it past this first part. Next, you will get a blowjob (or “bjob”) from Mandy and you have to be able to cum… and not too quickly either. If you can accomplish those tasks, you get to fuck Mandy More, who will teach you “how to fuck like a porn star.” Yup, pass this first audition and you get a second audition! IT NEVER ENDS. All of this sounds rather intriguing, doesn’t it? But is it actually a turn-on?! (Spoiler alert! The answer is no.) Let’s find out.

Pricing

Our opinion

Stunt Cock Tryouts is incredibly easy to navigate, as it has a nifty sidebar at left filled with pertinent links (movies, pictures, FAQ, etc. These links can also be found at the bottom of each page…) as well as dropdown menus to help members browse by niche or search for porn stars and studios. Stunt Cock Tryouts is part of a network and members get access to the other sites in the network via a dropdown menu at the top of each page as well as links on the right-hand side of each page (I’ll discuss the bonus sites later…it’ll give you something to look forward to!). Exclusive episodes are located right in the middle of the goddamned members area! Talk about convenient! Oh, there are also tags to aid in finding content, which you can rate if you nothing better to do with your time when you’re done servicing the account, as it were.

At this point in history, there are twenty-three episodes available and the webmasters seem to be adding a new one every week. Each episode comes with a set of high-resolution photos, which can be viewed one at a time or downloaded in a zipped file, and a high definition video that can be streamed in Flash or downloaded in the Windows Media and QuickTime formats. There is even an iPod option! My stars! The HD movies take a while to download and stream, but that’s the price you pay for quality. And you get some excellent quality here! Just look at these stats, bitch: Windows (1280x720; 4000k), Mov (1280x720; 4000k) and MP4 (720x400; 1500k).

So the content looks great, but it’s not actually that hot. The problem is this: The male talent employed by this site usually can’t perform in front of the camera; hell, they’re not even that studly on the rare occasion that they can get hard and stay hard! Yeah, I know that’s the premise of the site, but does anyone actually wanna watch a guy fail to get hard in the presence of a beautiful woman?! (If so, get yourself a time machine and travel back to that fateful night in November of 2006 when I actually had the opportunity to fuck a hot girl and couldn’t keep it up due to sheer terror.)

Like I said, the premise for Stunt Cock Tryouts is interesting, it’s just not all that hot. Mandy More, though, is “all that hot.” (What?) This bitch is smoking hot. It’s a shame we can’t see her get fucked by some professionals… But we do get to see plenty of her on this site, luckily. We get to see her in a variety of little outfits and she is in each and every episode. She does her best to aid the young hopefuls in their tryouts, but you won’t be seeing any man inside her pussy until they pass the first and second rounds (and not many men do that). But you will get to see her strip, dance, jerk fellas off and touch herself. If you’re really lucky, you’ll get to see Mandy suck some cock. And it is a wonderful sight to see, I assure you.

So, yeah, most of the guys do not have what it takes to pass the tryouts, thus you aren’t going to be seeing hardcore action with every update; in fact, you will hardly see any hardcore action at all. Thankfully, there are those four bonus sites I mentioned earlier to ease the pain: Indecent Massage (is that not a great name for a website?!), My Lesbian Secret, Dick in Dash out and HD Internet Hookups. These sites also have very little content at the moment (is this a new network or something?), but they are updating weekly and all have high definition videos. My personal favorite bonus site was HD Internet Hookups, which has an amusing premise and a cabal of hot chicks. Oh, and members also get access to adult personals, video-on-demand, flash games, live cams, full DVDs, shopping and feeds.

Conclusion

Stunt Cock Tryouts scores major points for having a genuinely novel premise, but it loses points for employing men who just can’t seal the deal. I’m not judging ‘em, of course (I could never do what they are trying to do), I just wish the action here was hotter. Sure, the episodes are fun and even funny, but people don’t come to porn sites for a laugh, they come to cum. Give us something to cum over, Stunt Cock Tryouts! Try out some stunt cocks that could actually turn pro, please.

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