Take Van Review

Score 78.0 /100
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Intro promises

"Picked up, fucked hard, covered in cum and dumped on the street!"

- Full HD video
- Regular updates
- Network access

First impression

Driving around and picking up chicks who are total strangers to fuck never gets old. It's a staple of reality porn but at Take Van they've upped the ante a bit. They pick up gorgeous European girls, fuck them very, very hard, and as soon as a big load of cum has been sprayed on their face and tits, they get dumped on the side of the road and left naked and used! Updates are made in 1080p HD every month and you get a network pass a bonus, too.

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Our opinion

Take Van is one of those sites that caters to single, mid-20s male, bro-like audience. A dude named Figi cruises around Prague in the backseat of a minivan looking for some sidewalk cooze (think of a Euro version of Bang Bus). He and his driver/cameraman, often accompanied by a woman companion, convince the gorgoeus girls they pick up to hop a ride with them back home, or back into the city. But the cost of a lift is a hard, fast fuck and a messy cumshot.

The sex at Take Van is fun and energetic, but make no mistake, there is no intimacy on display here: the fucking is raw and rough, which is just how these girls seem to want it. The scenes have a bit of dark humour in them, too. At the end of most hard fucks, the babe freshly pasted with a messy facial or a big load of cum on her tits or pussy, they abruptly kick her out of the van and onto the side of the road and drive off.

TakeVan is a newish and rather small site, and there are currently only 38 exclusive videos posted. About 40 models are currently featured in those scenes, and they are all extremely sexy, slim, fit European babes.

The videos can be downloaded in Full HD (1920x1080; 8 mbits) and the playback quality is great. You can also stream in Full HD instantly right in the members area. Some of the scenes have small photo sets attached (~20 pictures), but they can only be downloaded individually--there is no zip-download option, and all scenes come with a few other resolutions that you can save and stream.

Updates have been posted once per month since the beginning of 2016 and they look like continuing that pace. So new movies are a little slow in coming but the wait tends ot be worth it. You also get access to six other, similar sites as a bonus. These include POV Bitch, First Public, and Teeny Playground. The network on the whole is rather small, though updates are constantly being added.

Conclusion

Take Van brings its own rough and humiliating twist to a classic porn fantasy: picking up girls on the street and fucking them in the back of a van. The site isn't huge but its movies are hot, their girls are gorgoeus, and the scenes a darkly humorous.

Competitors

Bang Bus is the godfather of all 'pick up and fuck' porn sites out there. Lately they've been cruising the streets of Barcelona and other Spanish cities as well as their native Florida, pounding tight amateur pussy as they cruise the town. The library is massive and a network pass to Bang Bros is included.

You should also check out Fake Taxi. They drive around in a cab rigged with hidden cabs and talk girls into fucking, just for fun or to pay their fares. They bang some really hot and busty English babes but have a cab that cruises in Prague and Budapest, too.

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