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Vagina from China review

Reviewed by Joseph, 2007-01-02
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Review summary: What is the theme on Vagina from China? Chinese girls fucking? No you're wrong. The girls are actually Japanese and Filipino and there is actually only 6 movies on there at the moment. Look elsewhere for better Asian sites.

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Intro promises

“Welcome to Vagina from China. We are here to serve you with a huge amount of pictures and an impressive database of REAL Japanese movies. From Asian teens to Asian whores - all Asian babes can be found in here: not only from China but also girls from Japan, Thai chicks, Philippines, Korean chicks, and more! Come in right now and... We love you long time!”

First impression

The introduction to Vagina from China (catchy name, huh?) promises an “impressive database of REAL Japanese movies.” Okay, I have problems with this site right from the get-go. First off, shouldn’t a website called Vagina from China have Chinese movies in its “impressive database”?! I understand that Vagina from Japan doesn’t roll off the tongue nearly as well as Vagina from China, but let’s have some truth in advertising here, people! I mean, how ironic is it that most of the vaginas on Vagina from China come from Japan, the Philippines and Korea?! Pretty ironic, I’d wager. It’s either pretty ironic or really fuckin’ racist, I’m not sure which. And I have to wonder if models with names like Kianna Dior and Bobbi Blair are actually from the Far East in the first place. And what’s the deal with Lovely Asian Lady? Who is she and where does she come from? The world may never know... Anyway, adding insult to injury, Vagina from China has just six videos in its “impressive database of REAL Japanese movies.” Well! That’s not nearly as impressive as I thought it would be! Let’s see if the rest of the site is as unimpressive as the movie database appears to be...

Our opinion

Vagina from China is updated every five days with content that is allegedly exclusive to Vagina from China. Vagina from China is easy as heck to navigate. You see, the main members area displays all the latest updates to the site as well as a handful of helpful links to photo galleries, videos, bonus sites and customer support (there’s also a link to upcoming updates, but that section of the site is suspiciously empty, which is somewhat distressing for folks who paid to join Vagina from China, I’m sure).

Currently, there are fifty-six picture sets on Vagina from China. Each set contains about one hundred to two hundred photos that come in two sizes: low and high. The high resolution photos look great — they’re as large as Godzilla (yeah, I know he’s not Chinese either...) and as clear as day. The low resolution shots? Not so hot. Don’t get me wrong: The low resolution shots look fine, they just aren’t nearly as impressive as the high resolution photos. The vast majority of these photo sets contain solo models stripping, but a few contain girl-on-girl content and hardcore fucking.

As I revealed earlier, Vagina from China has just six videos in its “impressive database” of movies. These six videos can be downloaded in two formats (Windows Media and QuickTime) and in three speeds (low resolution for dialup, medium resolution for DSL and high resolution for T1). Five of the videos contain hardcore action and the sixth video documents a lesbian romp. The videos average about fifteen minutes in length and feature bizarre background music consisting of traditional Chinese wood string music and obnoxious techno beats. The videos look pretty decent, though they obviously won’t provide too many hours of wholesome family entertainment for you and yours. Thankfully, members of Vagina from China get access to three bonus sites (True Hentai, Tanline Sex and Euro Fuck Friends) and nine Asian DVD collections.

Conclusion

Okay, so Vagina from China doesn’t have hardly any videos in its library. And it doesn’t have hardly any Chinese girls on it. But it’s worth twenty-five bucks a month, right? Wrong. I’d advise folks to pass on the eloquently named Vagina from China until the webmasters get their act together and add some more content (preferably some more videos with actual Chinese people in ‘em).