LOL Cumshots Review

Score 75.0 /100
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Intro promises

- 1080p HD Movies
- Access to 25 bonus sites
- 1,000+ Models

First impression

The LOL Cumshots tour lets the thumbnails and pictures do most of the talking. In terms of concrete promises we're offered 1080p HD downloads, 25 bonus sites and over 1,000+ models. I took some time to look over the tour pages and the samples there and this looks like some pretty outrageous and exciting facial porn. By the look of things there are usually two pornstars in every scene as well. I've visited this network and many of its sites in the past and have had good things to say about them, so I'm eager to login and see if LOL Cumshots is going to be as good as it looks.

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As is the case with all of the sites on the Porn Pros Network, logging into LOL Cumshots takes you to the network homepage. You'll get an overview of recent activity across the entire network here and easy access to any of its sites. Since I'm here primarily to see LOL Cumshots I just have to select it from the menu and and I'm taken to a new page. Here only episodes from this particular site are showcased and it's evident that there aren't a bunch of them. At least not yet. Updates are weekly though so the site is growing.

Scenes here are just as exciting as I had imagined. I quickly found a few episodes to watch and the action was really something different than what you get at most facial sites. Scenes start with some reality-esque set ups. Out of nowhere a big cock appears in the bottom of the screen, sneaks up on the girl and cums in her face. This happens anywhere and everywhere--babes waiting at the traffic light get cummed on in their cars, another girl is eating breakfast, another just walking down the street. These dicks and their huge loads of cum are fake, but the hardcore action that follows these attacks is not.

The hardcore is almost always a threesome with two pornstar babes. Hotties like Isis Love and Madison Scott have been on the site. You'll see them stripped and fucked hard in a wide variety of positions. One thing I noticed about the scenes here is that they were very visceral. The girls get nasty and talk dirty, they let their lust overtake them as they eagerly choke down cock. Most babes are covered in sweat as well as multiple cum loads by the time the threeway fuck session has come to its sticky finale. Scenes feature a lot of cum play variety, too. You'll see them drink it out of cups, lick it off of a naked girl's body, drink it through straws and snorkels or just have their faces completely coated in it.

All of this action is packed into movies that generally run over thirty minutes long, sometimes up to 45 or 50 minutes. There's a fair amount of acting and humor to kick it off, but once the hardcore starts it's all about the greedy fucking. The site promised 1080p downloads but I could not find any for LOL Cumshots. What I did find were two options for 720p HD downloads. The first is in Windows Media file and offers a 1248x700 resolution (close enough) and a 3.75 Mbps. The second is MPG format and has the same resolution and a lower 2.61 Mpbs bit rate. Both formats also offer standard res versions that have resolutions of 720x404 and bit rates of 2.41 and 1.11 Mbps respectively. Other formats are also available, including some optimized for use on various portable and mobile devices. If you want shorter clips you'll have those too. A streaming flash movie can be played online as well and it looks great.

Every video comes with a large gallery of photographs. These are 850x850 and look very sharp. The lighting and camera work are fantastic. You can browse through these online or download them in zip files. You'll find images of the models posing and showing off their bodies, action you won't see in the movies. There are also screen caps.

The promises of 1,000+ models was obviously in reference to the network as LOL Cumshots is relatively new and not that huge yet. One thing I noticed was that some of the episodes were repeated on the network's similar sites like Cum Martini and Cumshot Surprise (this site in particular).

Conclusion

LOL Cumshots is a fun site that really will make you laugh out loud. More importantly the hot, hardcore and often group action that follows the hilarious beginnings will make you moan out load. If you're into sticky facials, funny reality scenarios and hot pornstars in threesome action this site would be a good one to check out.

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