Meat Swords Review

Intro promises

"Video quality:
All of our videos are offered in 4 different formats. From near DVD quality XVID video to fast downloading Windows Media Video. You've never seen video of this quality on the internet.

Frequent updates:
We update each of our sites weekly giving you a brand new scene almost every day. These aren't small clips either, we are talking about 30 minutes FULL quality scenes that you are not going to believe.

A great value:
Your membership gives you full access to our other super high quality, downloadable video sites at no extra charge. Buy 1, get 4 totally free!

Download speed:
With speeds up to 400kB / second, you'll be watching these high quality monster cock videos in minutes. Do you have broadband? Then this is [sic] Watch the videos on your television: That's right, we will give you free software to burn our movies on CD-ROM for viewing in ANY STANDARD DVD PLAYER. No longer is your adult entertainment bound to your computer monitor.

Discrete billing and strict privacy:
No embarrassing charge on your credit card. Your information is kept in strict confidence. We NEVER sell any of our member information.

You deserve better porn:
A lot of adult sites will promise you the world, and give you nothing but leased crappy feeds. This site is part of the Unitedpimps network of sites.
Unitedpimps = Quality. "

First impression

Well, going through the tour pages, there seems to be quite a lot of videos. And I like the descriptions they give. Although, I think some of this stuff is not exactly exclusive. If it is, the style is very similar to a lot of sites out there. Let's hop on in and check it out.

Pricing

Our opinion

Well, first entering the site, it looks a little sparse. Gone is the decent design work of the tour pages in favor of a piddly table with relatively few links. The main sections are Videos, Updates and Xxxtras. A quick look at updates reveals it'll lead you to video section 2 (out of 5). Why number 2? I don't know. I suppose "Updates" doesn't have to mean recent, but it should. So, really, there's only one true section of content: Video.

Each of the five video sections are divided up into multiple pages. There's no real clear purpose or reasoning behind this division and it's pretty tough to tell that's what's going on. It'd be easy for someone to think that clicking on page two of video section 1 would lead them to video section 2. What's really happening is they're going to video section 1, page 2. I don't get it. Either have one page per section, or label the sections for a clear division of content, or lump it all in one section with multiple pages. That doesn't seem so hard.

Once you're in the video section, you get the tour page style back. There are the descriptive titles (some are funny, most aren't), a series of screencaptures, a description of the content (some are very brief, others are detailed and informative), and options for download. It's pretty obvious early on that this stuff isn't exclusive. It's lifted from specific cited titles or from other sites. I would be surprised if any of it was exclusive, actually. Granted, they don't promise exclusivity, but it seems like there should be a tiny bit more if there isn't.

There are four gradients of download to choose from. All give you the whole scene, which is usually at least 20 minutes. So, keep your connection speed in mind, for sure. The highest quality is recommended, but I would hardly call it near DVD. I've seen other sites produce higher quality resolution. It's not bad at all, but I have seen better. The high quality is an avi file using the XVID codec, otherwise, they're in wmv format. The high wmv has quite a bit of pixelation. Perhaps this is just the price to pay for getting a 20 + minute video in one swoop. It could be worse, and does with the lower quality.

Some of these videos look bad to start with. Age or just shooting style for a lot of the content has gotten the best of these video scenes. The colors are desaturated or oversaturated, depending on the video you choose. And occasionally the editing is jumpy. For the most part, these are put together by what I call amateur-professionals, and the composition and coverage reflects this. They tend to zoom and keep the one camera used hand held all the time. It's functional, but far from artistic.

You can also get pictures from each shoot. These are just screen captures. They're usually blurry and don't seem to be taken from the highest quality version of the scene. It shows the pixelation very well and none of the video problems are corrected here. There is gallery navigation to the extent that you can jump from one page to another. Once you click on a picture, it's back button or nothing. Although, I wouldn't recommend saving these pictures, it (along with the descriptions) will give you a good idea of whether or not to spend the time downloading the file.

The rest of the site is the Xxxtras section, which leads you to the other sites in the package. It's more of the same, but with a definite focus on content. This seems to be pure basic hardcore activity. The scenes do offer a variety of positions.

Conclusion

There are plenty of videos, but for a non-exclusive site, I'd like to see a few more. Over time, I'm sure that'll happen. If you don't like the pornstar look, you'll have a harder time finding something to jerk to. The highest video quality isn't bad, but I wouldn't go lower. It'd also be nice to see some varience in the content. Give us something to justify a membership here instead of one of those other non-exclusives. It's good to have a theme (albeit a broad one), but the sword seems to be lacking a little meat.

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