Ass Parade Review

Score 90.0 /100
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About Our Ratings

Intro promises

"Where the biggest asses in the world get banged all day long!"

- HD video
- 10+ years online
- 100% exclusive
- Access to all 30+ Bang Bros sites included (7k movies, 6k girls)

First impression

Ass Parade's homepage leaves little doubt of the site's pedigree in selecting the finest, roundest, largest, most juiciest asses in porn. A quick glance over some of their thumbnail previews reveal real superstar babes: Alexis Texas, Lisa Ann, Flower Tucci, Luscious Lopez, Jenny Hendrix and Cherokee D'Ass. In each preview they are bent over and showing off their big butts - often in public - or having those cheeks lubed down with oil for a grabby massage, or just having sex.

Our last visit to this ass lover's mega site was in 2010, and I'm excited to get inside and update our review. It looks like they've brought on even more talent, and the bonus access to the Bang Bros network offers more content than ever before as well.

Read on for an in depth look at the media features, update schedules, and overall content quality at Ass Parade and its parent network, Bang Bros.

Pricing

Payment Processors:
Epoch, Jettis

Our opinion

Ass Parade is yet another site brought to you by the Bang Bros and you can expect their quality and lusty creativity in each and every scene here. The site is all about ass - big, thick, round porn star and amateur ass. Bubble butts, massive buns, tight round bottoms, they love them all! The scenes include a fair amount of ass worshipping then some hardcore gonzo sex in 720p HD. The site still updates weekly and has grown to over 400 scenes! Access to the Bang Bros network sites are included as a free bonus as well.

An Ass Lover's Wet Dream
Ass Parade gets the butt niche perfect. They don't cut any corners, and the 45-minute-longish scenes here deliver all the action you come in craving for: ass worship as well as hardcore, gonzo sex.

The ass worship takes up the first half of the scenes. The girls go out and flash their booties in public, or climb out of the pool to show off their thongs. The guys play with that ass, oiling it down, shaking and squeezing it, the girls will gyrate their hips and make those bubble butts bounce and jiggle. There's a bit of ass licking and that sort of thing. It all builds up to the hardcore sex, which makes up the second half of the movies.

The hardcore sex is hot. There's no acting or scenarios here: porn stars just serve up their big asses for horny guys to enjoy. There's some anal but it's not always about anal. The girls are fucked in a number of positions that are ass-focused, though. You'll get lots of cumshots on their booties and that sort of thing. There were a number of threesome and group scenarios with multiple big ass babes and plenty of different sexual acts: blow jobs, anal, DP, tit fucking, facials, gagging, etc.

Totally Exclusive & Creative Scenes
All of the movies at Ass Parade are original and you will only find them right here in the members area. They produce the content in-house as well, not outsourcing it to studios or directors, so all of their scenes have the same sort of feel and style. This is definitely a good thing, because the Bang Bros are really good at what they do. Their scenes always manage to feel more wild, more sexually intense and more fun than other sites. It's hard to compete against the Bang Bros intensity and passion!

720p HD Video Downloads
Bang Bros lets you save full length episodes in 720p HD MP4 downloads. They have 1280x720 screens (3 mbits) and an excellent playback - very clear image and crisp sound. These are true high def. The streaming player also has an HD option but has a maximum embedded resolution of 960x540 pixels - they still look remarkably sharp, though.

Streaming Video, Alternative Downloads, Zip-Archives
They had a lot of different ways to enjoy and store the content here. Besides the HD file you have two other full length options: a Windows Media fiel with a 852x480 screen (2 mbits) that looks great and a special MP4 download optimized for iPods and portable devices.

You can find a few other formats if you prefer to grab the scene as clips - they provide big and small clips in different formats including WMV and MPEG.

If you're in a hurry to see some action you can just stream a video online as well. Each can be viewed in an embedded Flash video player that has a great quality playback, loads quickly, and even lets you skip ahead or rewind as you like, with hardly any delay in loading.

While the videos are definitely the soul of the site, fans of photography will find large galleries with each scene as well. These have photos with 2000x1333 pixel resolutions (at largest) that you can look through online or download in zip-archives straight to your hard drive.

Massive Library
When we were here in 2010 they were almost to 300 videos, and in 2012 they have now passed 400! This site is constantly growing and as a result they have one of the largest exclusive gonzo/ass porn collections on the web - not to mention one of the best in quality.

Weekly Updates
Every week a new scene is added to Ass Parade without fail - they haven't missed an update in a decade.

Network Access to Bang Bros
When you join Ass Parade you are actually joining the entire Bang Bros network since you get full network access with your pass. Thats over 30 original sites and near 9,000 different videos starring more than 6,000 girls (both amateurs and porn stars). These aren't just filler sites, either. It is original and high quality gonzo hardcore just like Ass Parade. Check out reviews for some of the sites you'd get access to for a better idea of what the network offers: Bang Bus, Tug Jobs, Big Tits Round Asses.

Intuitive Members Area Full Of Tools
With so much content a good members area is crucial, and Ass Parade has one of the best. You can browse a model index and use a variety of tools and filters for sorting through the videos here. The network is also integrated into the same members area, so switching to one of your bonus sites or browsing the entire Bang Bros network as a whole is very easy.

Conclusion

Without a doubt one of the best ass sites on the net, full of great gonzo porn with hot porn star and amateur models with some serious ass cleavage!

Ass Parade gets high marks in all columns. Its porn is exactly the sort of hardcore, ass-obsessed action that ass lovers want to see; the movies offer phenomenal 720p HD playback; they take care of you with media options, regular updates and an easy to use members area; and on top of that you'll have thousands of other original Bang Bros scenes to enjoy on the network, included free. This is a huge stash of some of the best gonzo porn!

Competitors

Ass Parade is at the very top of its niche but we've been to some other big butts and ass worship focused sites that you should check out as well, if only to get a better idea of the context of the niche.

Obviously there's Buttman, who was the original ass worshipper.

Big Wet Butts, which includes free access to the Brazzers network, offers 1080p HD scenes with hot porn stars with big asses slicked with oil and having their big booties toyed with then fucked hard. With Brazzers network access you also have the Big Butts Like It Big collection to call your own.

Monster Curves is another hot ass site to be at - it's hardcore and messy, and includes access to the entire Reality Kings network.

The 21 Sextury network also has some nice sites, but they tend to be a bit more focused on anal rather than big butts: Asshole Fever and DP Fanatics are two fine, 1080p HD examples.

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