English Spankers Review

Score 79.0 /100
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About Our Ratings

Intro promises

"Authentic and actual punishment sessions"

- Exclusive pictures and video
- Top quality and regular updates
- Invites to spanking parties and shoots
- Fresh girl being spanked

First impression

Some girls need the hard hand of discipline to really learn the lesson. Mr Stern is happy to provide that hand, or paddle, or leather switch. English Spankers is a site with English amateurs bending over his knee and taking a very rough spanking that leaves their bottoms red and sore. From bratty coeds to cheating housewives, Mr Stern doles out some quality discipline here.

Pricing

Payment Processors:
CCBill, Verotel

Our opinion

Mr Stern is a serious older gentleman who believes in firm discipline, and there are number of pretty female students and sexy housewives who come to him to learn obedience. The punishment of choice here is spanking and Mr Stern has quite a few tools for carrying out the bottom-smacking his girls deserve.

Real spankings that leave the girls red and sore

It's all about the spanking here, from start to finish. Their bottoms start out pale, pink and healthy but by the time they are sent home they are red and sore - maybe even carrying a few painful welts. Mr Stern, the disciplinarian, likes to use his hand but he also has several paddles and a few leather switches which usually leave the worst marks. Not all girls like the paddle, some just get a hand-on-ass spanking that leaves them hot and sore and occasionally turned on. He spanks brats and housewives, and you'll usually see a glimpse of their pussy while their naked asses are bent over his lap, but there is no sex or sexual touching beyond the spanking.

A big and exclusive collection

To date there are 232 movies and 156 galleries of pictures at English Spankers, and all of that is content they produced themselves and that you can't find anywhere else. They list all their updates complete with text and images on the tour but in the members area there were no dates and not a lot of previews from each scene. Overall the presentation was better on the tour than in the members area.

The movies and media options could have been better

Each movie can be saved in a Windows Media download, and the newer movies look good in a 960x576 (1.3 mbits) resolution. Older movies are smaller but the quality is comparable. This will be the only download option you'll find for a movie. They don't have an embedded video player to stream movies in and they don't offer any other download formats. The galleries vary in size but the images look fairly good, between 912x684 and 1040x691 resolutions are most common. I would however wish that compression was lower since a lot of the images had visible compression artifacts, which is a great shame.

No bonuses and site navigation is lacking

There weren't any extras and the members area could stand to add some features - like content tags. Right now they just list 50 movie with a thumbnail and brief description on each page to browse down through. It would be nice to be able to look up scenes with housewives, coeds, a specific model or scenes using a wooden paddle quickly.

Conclusion

This is raw, real spanking and though the productions are amateur in quality they really deliver what fans of spanking want to see - very real discipline and very red butt cheeks from a great variety of British amateur women. The site is big and offers you a lot of entertainment.

Competitors

Spanked Cheeks is a fetish site that revolves around girls being spanked and disciplined. Each video includes a build up that explains why the girl is in need of some stern discipline and punishment, and they shoot in 720p HD.

Real Life Spankings is just what the tin says: real girls having their asses spanked hard until they are red. They've got a mix of paddles and spanking implements but don't mind applying a firm hand to a bare cheek, either!

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