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Summary: Teach Me Ass is a niche site focused entirely on cute amateur girls' asses. The movies are filmed in the POV of the teacher, who fondles the girls' natural bodies before having them get on their hands and knees so he can start to finger and masturbate their tight assholes with lube and toys. The girls then have anal sex to finish off every vignette. The downloads aren't HD as promised and the site doesn't look to be updating either. Even so the porn is good enough and the extras generous enough that fans of this niche anal content should still give them a look.

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Jerry Fritz, 2013-01-10

Butts, 18-23, Amateur, Hardcore, Videos, Movies

adult toys, anal gaping, anal play, anal sex, ass worship, European girls, insertions, POV

Intro promises

"Teens lose anal virginity at my lessons!"

- Uncensored HD videos
- 47+ bonus sites

First impression

Teach My Ass is a site dedicated to training beautiful European amateurs in the erotic use of their tight buttholes. The scenes promise a mix of POV anal toying and masturbating with sex toys and lots of lube that culminates in a hardcore ass fucking followed by a facial cumshot finale. Various extras are promised, like access to more than 47+ bonus sites, and they also promise HD quality video downloads.

The site has been online for several years and its appearance hasn't changed much for a long while. I'm interested to see what this long-ago established anal porn site can bring to fans in 2013. Read on for an in depth look at their members area and the site's features.

Our opinion

Teach My Ass is an anal niche site for those who love anal play, gaping, anal sex, and ass worship. The scenes are just as promised, vignettes built entirely around the anal play and sex from start to finish, but the site's promise of HD is an exaggeration. There are some other areas of the site that are a bit disappointing as well but in the end, this site could still give you what you're looking for.

18-23 Year Old European Girls Learning the Thrill of Anal

The porn itself is the best thing that Teach My Ass has going for it. Whatever it might lack in some other areas, its content delivers just the sort of anal-obsessed vignettes that they promise you on the tour.

Most of their scenes are filmed in the same room and even follow the same patterns, so they become pretty predictable, but this didn't make them any less enjoyable. That is because the enjoyment here comes from the extended anal toying and playing, which is followed by some cock sucking and finally, the real thing: a hard ass fucking by a big cock.

From start to finish the scenes are filmed in POV, starting with the cute 18-23 year old amateur girl being introduced. She pulls up her shirt and lets us grope her tits. She pulls down her panties and shows us her round bottom - we'll pinch and squeeze it, spread her cheeks apart for a peak at her still-tight butthole. Next the girl gets on her hands and knees on top of the bed, naked, and we finger her asshole with plenty of lube. Once the finger masturbation has begun to loosen her up, we start to use a combination of sex toys, pushing them in and out, and eventually getting pretty rough, really fucking that now gaping asshole with the lube-slicked toy.

At this point the girl's ass gets a break. She gets on her knees and sucks cock for a good 10 minutes, then gets back on hands and knees to have her ass fucked by a real cock while bent over and then while on her back, legs in the air. It all ends with a cumshot, usually a facial.

No High Definition Videos

The site says there is Hi-Def video here but there isn't. The videos do look good, but they come in a 540p Windows Media download with a 960x540 screen (3 moist) and no other formats. You do have the option to save a full length scene in a single file, or to download the scene as a series of shorter clips.

Good Looking Pictures

I wouldn't go as far as to say that the galleries are high resolution, but they are nice photographs. They open to 853x1280 pixels and you can browse through the pictures in a gallery online. There are now zip-archive download options though.

Decent-sized Library but it isn't Updated

I counted a total of 74 videos and 58 galleries, and those numbers haven't changed in well over a year. The library is no longer updated by all accounts.

Large Bonus Network

You get access to 17 sites on the same network - which includes lots of anal themed porn sites like Make Teen Gape and Analyzed Girls. On top of that are another 30 sites that come from the Jerk-Off pass network.


Teach My Ass brings you some great POV anal play and ass sex, but the site isn't growing and not quite up to the HD standards promised.

If you came in hoping for porn like that promised on the tour pages you won't be disappointed. This site's strong suit is its niche appeal, with every scene offering lots of anal fingering, toying, masturbating, and eventually hardcore anal sex. Their girls are pretty with great bodies and they are definitely amateurs you haven't seen before, too. The movies come in 540p downloads that look good, not HD like promised, but more disappointing is that the site hasn't updated in ages. It will still be worth a closer look for fans into anal play and worship porn.


Anal Acrobats is an HD site offering high quality anal sex, anal toying and anal play porn. The site stars porn stars and European babes in their large collection of Evil Angel DVD series.

The beautiful 18-23 year old European girls at Lezcuties won't disappoint either. They are particularly ass obsessed, doing insertions, licking and rimming each other's buttholes, gaping, and using strapons to penetrate each other's lubed up holes. The library is huge, in 1080p HD, and network access is included as a bonus.

And finally, do stop by our Ass Amazing review and learn more about their fantastic site. It's a butt lover's dream with lots of ass worship niche content.


PricePeriodRebillsAdditional Info
USD 29.95 1 month / 30 daysRebills after every period
USD 59.95 3 months / 90 daysNON recurring

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External Opinions

Don't take our word for it and see what others think! We have collected a list of opinions and impressions from other sites, so you can compare them all from one place.

Name Date Score
Porn Reviews 2013-01-22 57/100
Porn Paysites 2011-08-26 72/100
Porn Adept 2011-02-21 73/100
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Porn DB 2010-12-30 4/5
Free Ones 2006-07-27 7.5/10
Total average: 71.4/100      Our score: 7.5/10

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