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Teens Analyzed review

Summary: They might look the part of innocent and naive 18-year-old girls, but the Russian and European cuties at Teens Analyzed are lustful and eager to have their tight assholes deflowered. The site is pretty large and active, adding new 1080p HD videos irregularly but frequently. They also include access to some related bonus sites and feeds at no extra cost. A few minor quirks with adverts and download speeds aren't enough to keep this from being a good deal.


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Author:
Jerry Fritz, 2013-09-04

Categories:
Butts, 18-23, Amateur, Hardcore, High-definition, Videos, Movies

Tags:
1080p, anal play, anal sex, authentic amateurs, creampie, European girls, petite

Intro promises

"Petite girls get anally deflowered and take internal cum shots!"

- HD videos
- 5,487 scenes (network)
- 28 Bonus sites (network)

First impression

On the tour for Teens Analyzed you are suffocated by naked, slender 18 and 19-year-old European girls riding big dicks in their asses, their pussies, and in some cases in both holes simultaneously. The girls are natural and pretty and are in no way averse to the rough and deep penetrations their horny boyfriends desire - they're all about having those buttholes broken in and deflowered, and if their boyfriend blows his load while still inside of them, they don't care about that either.

The scene previews are very explicit and leave very little to the imagination. Episodes here look to be very hot and they're promised in 1080p HD downloads. There's also the promise of several other sites and videos from the larger network, included as a bonus.

Let's see how well Teens Analyzed measures up to its promises in the review that follows.

Our opinion

Teens Analyzed is an exclusive and original site, but there are many of its kind out there in the anal niche. The porn here is just the sort of explicit and rough anal and DP action fans of the niche are looking for, but the site has a few annoying features, such as adverts on just about every page including surrounding the streaming video player. It does a lot to redeem itself for these minor offenses, though, so let's take a closer look.

Petite and slender 18 and 19-year old girls

They star a familiar type of petite Russian or Eastern European girl who wordlessly is undressed, gives great oral sex, and has her tight shaved holes deeply penetrated and left gaped by big dicks. A few of the girls I recognized from other sites in the niche, though they tend to have different names for every studio they work under. Other girls had new faces, new bodies to watch bend and stretch around deep and hard penetrations.

Explicit and rough but still passionate

The girls here aren't being wined and dined, there's no flirting or teasing. The clothes start coming off pretty quickly, and sooner than later they are running their tongues along the length of meaty cocks and having their buttholes finger-banged while their pussies are thrust full of hard dick. But there's a lot of kissing, touching, groping and moaning that assures you that both the lad with the big dick and the hot petite girl riding him are really into the scene, the sex, and the pleasure. There's always moments where they seem to get so into it they go a bit off-script, the guy unable to hold back and wanting to thrust himself deeper and harder into the petite little thing on top or below him. It's good, hot anal sex. There's also some great DP and foursome scenes, and a few girls let the guy cum in their assholes and show you the dripping anal creampie at the end.

They promise and deliver 1080p HD video

I thought, at first glance, that these videos weren't going to be that great - so many scenes produced in this niche with these girls in the same sort of studio settings come off a little flat - but Teens Analyzed actually has a pretty sharp looking collection. The camera work and production quality are just as high quality as the final Windows Media and mp4 downloads that offer a stunning 1080p hi-def quality playback (1920x1080 screens; 5-8 mbits).

You have three mobile-ready downloads, too; one is for iPods and iPads, another for Sony PSP devices, and the last a 3GP format that works with most every type of smartphone.

Picture sets average around 100 images each and they are high-res shots that open to 2500x1667 pixel resolutions. You can browse the galleries online or save them in zip-file downloads.

Not a great streaming option

You can stream all the videos start to finish, but you can't skip ahead in the scene until the entire episode is loaded into the player's memory - and this can take time, especially if you are downloading something else from the site. The picture quality could be better for the streams, too.

Downloads get slow

If you're grabbing just one file, downloads are fast. Once you get 2 or more downloads or streams running, however, the site starts to slow down noticeably, most of all with the streaming player.

Too much advertising

There are big adverts everywhere, including some that sit above the streaming video player and between the rows of scene previews when browsing, both of which can be mistaken for content and clicked on accidentally - which is of course the very reason that they put them there.

Big library, irregular but numerous updates

I counted 188 movies and 126 photo galleries at the time of my visit. Updates are a bit irregular. Sometimes they update multiple times in one day, or just once in a month. It works out to be an average of 2-3 updates a month when averaged out, though.

Bonuses

You have access to a lot of average quality site feeds and a good number of bonus sites, most of which bring you more of the porn you love. The sites have names like Bang My Teen Ass, Teeny Lovers, and 18 Pussy Club.

Conclusion

Teens Analyzed is a big site with some fantastic anal and DP action. The petite Russian girls are stunning, the 1080p HD quality looks amazing. The site has lots of adverts in it and a few other quirks but is a pretty nice pick overall for those looking for quality anal porn with these sort of 18 and 19 year old hotties.

Competitors

Asshole Fever stars smoking hot European babes and porn stars in the 18-23 age group enjoying some intense, explicit hardcore anal play and ass fucking. These movies are totally original and filmed in full high definition. The library is big there and you get 21 Sextury network access as a bonus.

Famed porn studio Evil Angel has a membership site that features a huge collection of their DVD scenes, and they produce some of the best ass fetish and anal porn on the planet with titles like Buttman among their most famous.

Teen Mega World is a mix of porn themes, but there's a lot of anal, DP sex, and other explicit hardcore and all of the network sites star the same sort of European and Russian petite babes as you enjoyed at Teens Analyzed.

Pricing


PricePeriodRebillsAdditional Info
USD 1.95 1 dayRebills after every periodTrial. Automatically recurs at $29.95/month until cancelled.
USD 29.95 1 month / 30 daysRebills after every periodComes with 7 days bonus access.
USD 39.95 2 months / 60 daysRebills after every periodRenews as $19.95/month.
USD 49.95 3 months / 90 daysNON recurring

Payment Processors:
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External Opinions

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The Best Porn 2015-08-11 80.0/100
Porn Paysites 2014-11-18 66/100
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Porn Adept 2013-12-11 84/100
Porn Reviews 2013-09-09 70/100
Total average: 75/100      Our score: 8.0/10

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