Banned Celebs Review

Intro promises

- Largest collection of celebrity pictures
- Extensive celebrity movie archives!
- Gossip, news, reviews and more!
- Paparazzi photos
- Celebrity home videos

First impression

Hey, everybody likes celebrities, right? Right. Look, if we didn’t worship all these lousy famous people, then there wouldn’t be websites like Banned Celebs, which do their very best to undress our favorite celebrities. And for that we are grateful — Banned Celebs and their ilk are truly doing the Lord’s work. But what sets Banned Celebs apart from all the other naked celebrity sites on the net? Honestly, not much — like most of these kinds of sites, Banned Celebs has movies, pictures and reviews of movies that various celebrities have disrobed in. And, yes, all of these durn nude celebrity sites have the same basic content. Clearly, the only thing that ever sets these sites apart from one another is the amount and quality of content on ‘em, so let’s take a quick look at the stats: over one million pictures, ten thousand movies, three million articles and one hundred and twelve thousand reviews. Not bad. Now let’s take a closer look at the site itself…

Pricing

Our opinion

Logging into Banned Celebs will take you to the members area of the All Elite Pass network, thus giving your ass access to every site in the network (eighteen sites in all). These sites are Assifications, Ass Licking Club, Black Booty Bonanza, Black Dicks Sweet Chicks, Black Juicy Creampies, DP Violation, Dripping Goo, Gagaholics, Major League Asses, Mommy Loves, Monster Cocks, Moms That Cheat, Sistas in the Hood, Squirt My Cum, Teenage Violations and Teen Tuggers. Members of Banned Celebs also get access to a site called Celeb Defamer, which contains a large archive of faked celebrity nudie content — why you would want to look at any of that phony shit when you can just look at the real stuff on Banned Celebs is beyond me. Anyway, the AllElitePass members area gives you access to all those sites as well as live chat, a DVD archive, a handy search function and advertisements (whoo!). In addition to all of that, the members area also displays the latest updates to the network, members polls and latest news.

The members area of Banned Celebs itself is overflowing with information and links to content. You got your updates, your sex scandals, your search engine, your featured videos (current featured video: Top 100 Nude Scenes of All Time), beach photos (yours and mine), Upskirts (someone else’s), reviews, site news, etc. Most importantly, there’s a nifty menu bar at the top of the page which lets you access all of this (and more!) in one convenient spot. Navigation seems pretty good, but I must say I wish the search options were better — you’ll most likely wind up browsing through random names for quite some time before you what you want. The search engine is less than reliable. Sigh. Honestly, there is so much fucking content on this site that you’ll probably end up browsing aimlessly no matter what.

So, yeah, there’s a shit-ton of content on Banned Celebs and the site appears to be updated quite regularly, every few days, in fact, thus there’s always gonna be a lot of stuff to look at here. Realistically, any celebrity you can conjure in your mind can probably be found on this site somewhere — not necessarily naked, mind you, but she’ll be here waiting for you just the same. Truthfully, the vast majority of the photos and videos on Banned Celebs don’t contain any nudity (most are paparazzi shots and scans from magazines), but most are pretty sexy nonetheless.

The quality of the pictures and videos on Banned Celebs varies somewhat, you know, cos they’re all from a variety of wildly different sources. Let’s discuss the pictures first. Unlike my dick, most of these scans are fucking huge. And unlike my skin, most of these scans are clear. Now we’ll tackle the videos. Most of the videos I downloaded were AVI files that could be viewed in Windows Media. Again, quality varies, though most of the clips I watched looked alright. For the most part, the photos are better quality than the videos.

There’s also a lot of text on this site, you know, the aforementioned movie reviews and articles and whatnot. This stuff isn’t updated anywhere near as often as the purely visual content, though. Now if only I knew how to read…

Conclusion

Admittedly, I am bored shitless by nude celebrity sites at this point. Let’s face it, they’re all pretty much the same. Having said that, I will report that Banned Celebs is pretty decent despite the fact that nothing here is exclusive to this site — all of this shit can also be found on other sites on the Internet. Sure, Banned Celebs is basically the same as every other nude celeb site I’ve seen, but at least it’s not a bad one. And yet here I sit stifling a yawn...

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