MP Tease review

Reviewed by Tamesin, 2009-01-06
Categories: Fetish, Reality, Amateur, Hardcore, Videos, Movies
Tags: shower, solo masturbation, trampoline, voyeur

Review summary: MP Tease seems to focus on girls jumping on trampolines, showering and masturbating. At least those are the types of content you will find on the site. It comes in the form of average quality videos and photos. The content is well organized, but the site is relatively new with not much content and it never becomes obvious what the its mission is.

Intro promises

- 15 girls
- Over 80 video clips to watch instantly
- Around 30 full videos to download
- Almost 800 photographs
- Over 80 wallpapers
- Exclusive content

First impression

MP Tease bills itself as a masturbation videos and photograph site, where naughty amateur girls get into all sorts of sexy action. Most of the women I've not seen before, so that's always a welcome feature in a porn site. I do wonder, however, how the women masturbate when they're jumping on a trampoline. I guess there's only one way to find out: enter MP Tease!

Our opinion

The menu options are the same as on the tour: Home, Members, Join, Tour, Clips, Forum, FAQ, and Links. On the members' page you enter, the photos and videos aren't divided into their own separate category. Rather, the around 30 episodes are displayed in thumbnails that are cropped and sized perfectly for you to see the woman and her body. Some of these episodes offer only videos, while others also contain photo galleries and wallpapers. When there are galleries, the average amount of photos per set is around 30. Sometimes there are wallpapers to the episode, which are usually 4.

You can stream the videos in clips in Flash. Some are in a larger screen than others, so of course the smaller screen is disappointing. It's like watching it on an iPod. If you want a bigger screen (720x480), you can download the episode as full length in a zip file. Make sure you have the ability to unzip files, or you're out of luck. You can also download to your iPhone, which opens to 320x240 pixels. The movies are generally between 10 to 20 minutes in length and are pretty good quality. When there are close ups, some of them are still good quality, while others get blurry.

When there are pictures to the episodes, they open to 1200x1800 pixels and are pretty good quality, unless they're from the jumping trampoline series. Then those are kind of blurry at times. There's no zip download option available. The wallpapers open to 1024x768 pixels.

MP Tease bills itself as naughty amateurs, but some of these women aren't amateurs because I've seen them elsewhere. Certainly Sarah Jane Ceylon is a well known porn star. I also wonder why the site is called MP Tease when there's nothing teasing about it. It's just like the usual porn or voyeur site out there. Actually, I don't know what this site is about, even after having been inside it. Since I know the tease and denial fetish very well, this site wouldn't cater to that crowd. As I said, it seems like any other porn site out there, only with a very small amount of archives since it's a new site.

The tour mentions female masturbation videos and photos, but I'd say about half to deal with voyeur and no masturbation, with a couple videos of man-woman fucking thrown in. One of the voyeur showering videos I watched was pretty believable, although it was heavily edited to bring in various camera angles from the different windows. Another of the shower voyeur scenes had the camera inside the bathroom, so it didn't really have much of a voyeur quality to it. If you like watching women take a shower, then you will like these videos. The quality is pretty good, and the women definitely take their time lathering up all over their bodies!

Most, if not all, of the women featured in here all got to do the voyeur shower scene, as well as the trampoline scene. The first trampoline scene I saw was not believable to me because the gardener didn't seem to care that a siliconed breasted blonde was jumping around topless on a trampoline outside. (Maybe he was just freaked out - like I was - that her fake boobs didn't bounce one bit). He did eventually get on the trampoline, and they had sex. There were some good hardcore closeups in that video, which still maintained a clear quality. They used the same trampoline and backyard (apparently a lot of exhibitionist women live in the same house) with non-siliconed breasted Sarah Jane Ceylon. The premise was a bit different in this one; this time a guy was spying, rather than the siliconed woman trying to get the gardener's attention. I understand the voyeur aspect of seeing a woman jumping on a trampoline and slowly stripping. But let's face it, after about two minutes of seeing a woman constantly jump up and down, it gets boring. You can't really see her body since she's moving so fast.

Conclusion

The problem I have with MP Tease is that it doesn't really distinguish itself from any other porn site. The use of the word "Tease" in their site title still puzzles me because their site is just like most of the usual porn sites I've seen.

If you're looking for masturbation videos and photos, there are plenty of other porn sites out there that show that niche, and show it a LOT better. Same with the voyeur niche. Additionally, this site is new, so it doesn't have much in the way of archives, and they don't seem to know what direction they want to take their site. Are they voyeur? Are they masturbation, as they bill themselves as? If the latter, then why does about half (or more) of their content feature voyeur and male-female fucking, with no masturbation?

The content is just okay; you can find much better quality content on other porn sites that revolve around masturbation, voyeur, and all around porn.

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