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Summary: Hot and Mean is a new site from reality network Brazzers. It is their first lesbian site, and there is lots of pussy licking and chemistry between the porn stars involved in each scene. The name however is a bit misleading as those who are seeking lesbian bdsm and FemDomme domination should look elsewhere. If you are looking for intense lesbian action featuring some of the most popular pornstars in addition to high quality reality hardcore porn, then by all means give the site a closer look.

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Tamesin, 2009-10-15

Lesbian, Pornstar, Reality, Mega-Sites, Videos, Movies

big boobs, Brazzers, pussy licking

Intro promises

- Intense lesbian videos
- Real orgasms
- New porn stars added weekly
- Network features almost 30 exclusive sites, with over 2500 scenes and over 850 porn stars

First impression

Brazzers Network's Hot and Mean bills itself as a site featuring the world's most intense, dominating, and orgasmic lesbian videos. From the tour pages, you'll see lots of well known and hot porn stars licking their way through some sexy vignettes. If you want to see your favorite porn stars getting it on with each other - with no cocks to get in the way - then Hot and Mean will definitely catch your attention.

Our opinion

I have to admit to being confused about the name of the site - Hot and Mean. While the lesbian pairings and threesomes here are very hot, you won't find much in the way of meanness. For those who are in to bdsm, this is definitely not a site for you. However, if you like watching lesbian porn wherein babes might do an unconvincing "No, we shouldn't do this. This is so wrong," and the other hottie just keeps right on licking and groping, then you'll like this site. The vignettes are typical porn scenarios, such as a horny female doctor taking advantage of a young woman patient, a sexy step mom taking advantage of a sleepy and horny step-daughter, or an adult toy saleswoman showing her potential client the joys of a dildo.

For cunnilingus fans, you can't go wrong here. Since this is a lesbian site, there's plenty of pussy licking. And not only is there plenty of it, but Brazzers capitalizes on it by showing lots of closeups. Usually with male-female porn, or even some other lesbian porn sites, there might be a couple licky lickies, and then that's it. Here, you'll see literally minutes of close up pussy licking, uninterrupted. And, luckily, most of the closeups don't get blurry either. Additionally, while these are all professional porn stars, a lot of them have a lot of chemistry with, and passion for, each other, and that's something you can't pretend.

There's not a whole lot of content inside Hot and Mean on its own - around 20 scenes, but that includes movies and photo galleries. This is because the site is brand new, and has only been uploading for a couple months now. The latest updates are usually one a week, so they're making an effort to regularly update, which is a good sign.

Brazzers is currently undergoing a change to High Def content which means that some scenes are available in HD while others still come in SD (Standard Definition). To view the HD videos of episodes available in HD you have to have been a members for 6 months though. So you can't sign up today and view HD right away. You can however download and stream them in medium quality which is still a big improvement compared to SD.

Videos always come in multiple formats: WMV, Mpeg1, Mpeg4, iPod/PSP, and for HD; Blu-Ray 720p, and Blu-Ray 1080p. You can also stream in Flash Player in 480p and 720p. Additionally, you can view the movies in their entirety, in several parts that last a few minutes each, or in one minute clips. There are also trailers for every episode, so you can readily see if the action is something you'd like. The videos open to various sizes, such as 768x432 (approx. 2.38 Mbps) and 640x480 (approx. 1.37 Mbps) pixels. Buffering is wonderful, with no freezing up to catch up to the streaming. The quality is also very good, with definitely no complaints from me!

Each movie has two types of photo galleries to go along with it: high quality posed pictures and screencaps. The posed photo galleries are quite sizable, usually with a few hundred pictures in each of them, and some with around 2,000 pictures each! The pictures open to various sizes, such 667x1000 and 600x900 pixels and are very good quality. The screencaps open to different sizes as well, such as 640x480 and 768x432 pixels and are, you guessed it, screencap quality, though still fairly decent. There are usually several hundred pictures in each of these screencap galleries. Both galleries are zip downloadable and also have a slide show option.

A handy feature that I think members will like is if there's a particular model you fancy after watching her content, just scroll down that particular episode's page and find out where her other scenes are (and handy links to it) within the Brazzers' network.

In addition, don't forget that your membership to Hot and Mean includes access to all the content within the famous Brazzers network. Despite so much content, the side menu is fairly simple, with such options as New Scenes, HD Scenes, Highest Rated (scenes and porn stars). Along the top, you'll find such handy links as Pornstars (a huge database), sites, Bonus Content, Community (user submitted content), and Forum.


Hot and Mean features a lot of hot lesbian action, although not much in the way of meanness. Those who are seeking bdsm and FemDomme domination should look elsewhere.

However, if you're looking for popular and hot porn stars getting it on with each other, you've come to the right place. You'll see very good quality episodes that show a lot of pussy licking. Updates are weekly, though there's not much in the way of content yet since the site is new. There's plenty of content, however, to keep you busy because you get access to almost 30 exclusive sites within the famous Brazzers Network.


PricePeriodRebillsAdditional Info
USD 1.00 2 daysRebills after every periodTrial. Recurs at $39.95/monthly
USD 19.95 1 month / 30 daysRebills after every period
USD 59.95 3 months / 90 daysRebills after every period

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Total average: 84.5/100      Our score: 8.5/10

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2010-11-19 07:16:27

I signed hotandmean.com two weks ago and I'm so glad I did. A friend gave me a tip about this site, good tip indeed. Some videos are your classic square g/g porn with dildoes, bleach, silicone and the like, but there are also several videos that are simply fantastic, very well done, very erotic lesbian sex, story line oriented, aprox. 30/35 minutes long each. Video quality is excellent, truly HD. Streaming in HD incredibly fast, downloading is also very fast. I loved it. Get this one, you'll thank me later.