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Bone My Wife review

Summary: Bone My Wife brings hard-core, amateur action featuring Mature/MILF models. A cuckold type site that holds no images, only videos that span 30+ in length.


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Author:
Fred Lake, 2005-06-07

Categories:
Mature / MILF, Boobs, Videos, Movies, Hardcore, Amateur, Reality

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Intro promises

We bone their wives while they watch! A reality site where husbands bring their wives and watch the wife screw a porn star.
The sign-up page talks about a poll to select which wife is boned next, but I found nothing about this inside the site. Perhaps it is a new feature they haven't added yet?

First impression

Nice graphics at the top, a row of buttons (Home, movies, bonus, shopping, casino, contact), and a list of the most recent additions.

Our opinion

The first thing to mention is that this site (and the rest of the megasite it is part of) have no still photos, only movies. But WHAT movies! These things are 30 minutes long (some of them 45 minutes long!), not a bunch of little snippets. The movies are available in both WMV and MPG and are downloadable. So, back to the point, if you want still photos for your collection, there just aren't any to be had and the site owners say they decided that their customers only wanted movies anyway and don't plan to add them. The videos are some of the highest quality ever seen anywhere; the WMVs are a masive 640x480 pixels and run at 1000 kbps providing a very clear picture.

The women are good looking and range from mid-20s to mid-30s (a couple could be older). These are good-looking women, but the husbands range from swinger-studs to couch potatoes to nerds to wimps. Some of the husbands join in, most just watch, a few get kind of upset.

A typical scene starts with the couple and the bald host sitting together. The host does much of the talking, leading the conversation where he wants. They talk about the woman's fantasy to fuck a porn star and the man's desire to see her screw another man. There is some variation, a shy woman her, a man who doesn't believe his wife is going to go through with it there. The woman gets stripped, sucks cock, gets boned in several positions, and finally gets cum on her face. The host sometimes get his cock sucked and rarely the husband gets into the act. Most of the sex is one-on-one, but some women get two porn stars and in one scene, two couples do the scene together (with two porn studs and with the two housewives who are friends going lesbo on each other).

The big question in such "reality" sites as this is whether it is in fact real. Are these women housewives with a fantasy, or porn actresses getting paid to pretend the lump on the sofa next to them is their husband? It's hard to tell, and the evidence is unclear. Some wear wedding rings (which could be fake) and some don't (perhaps they took them off for the scene so they wouldn't snag on something?). The women are all attractive, but perhaps the producers had many volunteers to pick the best-looking women from? The women are really into getting screwed, but would a woman who doesn't like sex show up for this site anyway? The stories of unhappy wives or of couples who want to start swinging seem a little cliche, but perhaps they were coached in what to say. The women seem professional (knowing where the camera is, a bit of overacting, going through one sex act after another without coaching) but perhaps the director told them ahead of time what to do, or maybe they even rehearsed? The sex is bareback, but what woman (housewife or actress) would show up for this without her own birth control? The scenes all end in facials (except for one that also includes a creampie) and it would seem that any housewife on birth control would take the sperm in her pussy without even thinking about it, but would balk at getting it shot on her face (which real people don't really do much), but perhaps the director explained to her that this was necessary for porn and she should pretend she likes it? I don't know (and a hard-edged analysis might lead one to believe that these are actresses, or at least swingers getting paid to volunteer) but it is certainly possible to suspend disbelief and just enjoy believing they ARE housewives and that's all you could really ask for.

The "creepy bald guy" who hosts the show is well known in the industry, and many (perhaps all) of the women on this site (in the exact same photo shoots) are featured in the Screw My Wife so this content is not exclusive, but is bought from another company. (Compare "Mrs S Jaye" from SMW with "tony's wife" on bonemywife. Compare "Mrs Knox" from SMW with "Michael's wife" on bonemywife. Same lady, same exact footage.) Screw My Wife has more women in the series so perhaps some of these scenes just haven't migrated over there yet, and anyway, if you join this version of the material you get a different set of bonus sites. One wonders if the (future?) poll to select which wife to bone next is only a list of the SMW videos not yet ported over?

Navigation is fairly easy as the site is small. There are about 25 women getting fucked here, so the menu is just a few pages long. (Since each woman comes with 20-40 minutes of video, you're still getting bang for the buck.) Click on an entry and it takes you to a screen for that woman which repeats the main picture, adds a few small ones, and has links to the movies. (Some of the movies are available in small chunks, but most as one big chunk.) The descriptions of the scene posted here are somewhat inaccurate and it appears that somebody wrote a generic list of the kind of sex acts a scene would contain and repeated it every time.

A new woman is added to the site every week.

This is part of a megasite including Trannyfucked, Teeny Fetish, Tommy's Grannies, Rasta Fucker, Boobie Bondage, Monster Cock, Make them Gag, Max Fisting, Hard Fisting, Drunk Girls, Big Cocks, and Asian Rope Bondange.

The Casino link doesn't get you free gambling, just some links to various on-line casinos. The "shopping" link has a video store and a toy store.

Conclusion

If you like long full-length video scenes, this is a good place for them. If you like still photos, they don't have anyway. If you like good old general screwing with a bit of a fantasy, you'll be very happy.

Prices



5 days ($4.95)
7 days ($9.95)
30 days ($29.00)with rebilling
60 days without rebilling ($49)

The shorter memberships may be limited to just a couple of movies and they rebill at $38 so either decide you want the whole thing or not.

Payment can be made by various credit cards through "abmoxcorp" or by on-line check. BE CAREFUL and read the screen or you could find yourself signing up for another site (for three days with a $39 rebill) that you didn't even know about. READ the screen to find out just what you are signing up for and "uncheck" the boxes for sites you didn't mean to buy into.

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External Opinions

Don't take our word for it and see what others think! We have collected a list of opinions and impressions from other sites, so you can compare them all from one place.

Name Date Score
Porn Adept 2005-06-12 78/100
Name Date Score
Adult Site Surfer 2005-05-27 80/100
Total average: 79/100      Our score: 6.5/10

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