Twistys review - 1st revisit

Reviewed by Joseph, 2006-06-23
Categories: Photography / studio, Babes, 18-23, Movies, Videos, Pornstar
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Review summary: On Twistys you are going to find an extreme amount of the hottest looking babes and pornstars from across the World. Quality of the 5 daily updates is consistent and all content is downloadable. Many models are also featured in videos on the site.

Intro promises

600,000+ Full Sized Photos
14,000+ Action Filled Video Clips
1,400+ Stunning Hand-Picked Models
75+ Full Length DVD Movies
Updated Every Single Day
More Than 400 Gigs of Content!
ZIP Files for Easy Downloading
Fast and Reliable Customer Support

First impression

Twistys bills itself as “the ultimate babe feature site on the web” and it’s hard to argue with that boast when you take into consideration the sheer number of models (over seventeen hundred), images (more than six hundred and sixty-five thousand) and video clips (fourteen thousand and counting) to be found on this site. Any babe you can think of is featured on Twistys somewhere, from Penthouse and Playboy models to insanely popular porn starlets like Jenna Jameson and Tera Patrick. Yup, they’re all here — even Elizabeth X!!! (Full disclosure: I have no idea who Elizabeth X is. I picked her name at random to prove just how extensive the archives at Twistys truly are.) Hell, I wouldn’t be shocked if I found my own mother somewhere on this site! Okay, I’d be a little shocked, but only because my mother’s been dead for fifteen years and thus it seems downright unlikely that she’d still be doing porn. But I digress.

Our opinion

Twistys has more babes per capita than Bulgaria, an Eastern European country known for its high number of hot chicks (I made that up, but it sounds reasonable enough, doesn’t it?). Seriously, there are a lot of babes on this site, one thousand seven hundred and seventeen to be exact. That’s enough smoking hot babes to fill up the Grand Canyon ten times over!!! (Not really, but I’m sure you could still fill up a substantial portion of the Grand Canyon with all these hot babes.) If those phony factoids don’t impress you, this real statistic will: there are well over six hundred and sixty-five thousand photos currently making the rounds on Twistys. Seriously. That’s absurd!

As if there weren’t enough photos and movies already on the site, new images and videos are added every single day to Twistys. Yes, you read that right — every single day! That’s four new photosets and one new video a day! Hurrah! Generally speaking, the photos on Twistys are high quality. View the images as a slideshow, look at ‘em individually or download ‘em all in a zipfile — your choice, tough guy. The movies are small, but load fast and can be viewed with Quick Time Player or Windows Media Player. A large number of the videos on Twistys are scenes from full length DVDs, of which you can download eighty-three at the moment. Yowza!

The site is fairly easy to navigate, though I did experience some trouble getting back to the main members area from the photo galleries, partly due to the fact that I am an idiot. D’oh. One thing you won’t have any trouble doing is searching for your favorite babes. You can browse by name or search through the models utilizing various search options, including Category (Couples, Guy/Girl Orgy, Lesbian Orgy, etc.), Location (Balcony, Bathroom, Beach, etc.), Clothing (Bikini, Boots, Bra, etc.), Toys (Anal Beads, Dildo, etc.) and so on. You can also search by name, age, eye color, hair color, cup size, height, weight, ethnicity, country and state. If you can’t find what you’re looking for here, then you probably won’t be able to find it anywhere.

Still having trouble finding the hottest babes on Twistys even after using all those dang search options? Check out Twistys Treat of the Month, where the site’s “babe of choice” reigns supreme. Here you’ll find exclusive Twistys photo shoots and videos, downloadable wallpapers, personal bios and email interviews of each succulent Treat. Past Twistys Treats include Playboy’s Jaime Hammer, dirty magazine model Jamie Lynn and Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice (just kidding). Please note that Twistys Treat is trademarked. So don’t try anything funny, smart guy! Twistys has your number, especially if your number is 36-24-36 (see how I did that?).

Conclusion

In conclusion, Twistys is a veritable mountain of high quality smut. From photos of famous porn stars to videos of anonymous hot chicks (also known as “hotties”), Twistys has it all. If you like babes, you’ll love Twistys. End of story.

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