Summary: Pornostatic has a really nice collection of videos and pictures for those that like UK porn stars, alternative girls, and sex that is a little bit messy and exotic -- dogging, gloryholes, gang bangs and just good boy/girl hardcore rutting. The site updates every weekday with a new video/picture package. The media options are limited but good quality. The only real downer is that there are no free web cams as promised, but otherwise this growing site offers one of the best deals in UK hardcore action online.
Jerry Fritz, 2012-04-30
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- Daily updates
- 9 Exclusive sites
- FREE Webcam chats
- HD Video
- Downloads & streaming
If you know your UK porn stars, then a close look at the tour pages, sample clips and pictures on the Pornostatic homepage will reveal several to you, including Delta White and Lolly Badcock. You'll also notice all types of hardcore sex, alternative goth and rocker sluts, dogging, gang bangs, glory holes and other hard and fast action.
Pornostatic is a sort of mega site that has multiple "sites" within it, 9 all together. With a subscription you get access to all of the videos on each site, the regular daily updates, and the full length scene downloads and streams.
We signed up to have a closer look at this mega site dedicated to English and European porn stars and cum lovers. Read on for an in depth review of what sort of porn they offered, the media options, and much more.
Pornostatic is a network of nine UK porn sites, none of which are marketed alone -- you have to sign up at pornostatic to enjoy them. Each site has its own style and themes, but all of them star UK porn stars, mostly girls with big tits, or hot girls from the Continent. If you're a fan of the more famous UK models, of dogging and gloryholes, or good messy hardcore in general, then Pornostatic's growing library of porn is one you'll want to check out for yourself.
Exclusive, Exciting & Eclectic Hardcore
All of the movies at Pornostatic are exclusive and original productions you can't find anywhere else. They are also original in the sense that they have their own style, their own vivaciousness. Movies deal with a lot of raw and eager lust without any acting or playing coy. In one scene you'll watch a blond with big fake tits and black eyeliner running down her cheeks suck multiple cocks through gloryholes; in the next a MILF lets us tag along as she hits a hot dogging location and fucks and sucks perfect strangers like a true whore. Anal sex, lesbian sex, cock sucking and gagging, and lots of filthy dirty talk fill up these high energy episodes, and each scene feels like a new experience, not just a rehashing of the same porn tropes that other sites content themselves with.
Very Hot UK Models
Though they don't really mention it much in the promotions, the site is packed full of UK models -- just about ever girl here is English, in fact. There include their hottest exports such as Delta White, Natalie Heck, Kerry Louise, Lolly Badcock and Daisy Rock. There were 81 total models at the time of my visit and most have a few scenes and galleries to their credit.
Nice Members Area, but...
The members area is neat, clean and easy to browse through by models or by site. There are also drop-down menus to filter results by category or genre. There are convenient lists of most popular and most recent scenes, too... but the site also has some misleading links and third party advertising that is a touch annoying and distracting at times.
Content Quality is Good
The tour had some "HD" logos on the previews but there were no true high definition download options. Instead you get a single MP4 file download for each movie. It has a 640x360 screen (1.5 Mbits) and looks good. Each download is a full length scene, usually 20-30 minutes long. You can also stream the video online in a Flash video player that looks even sharper than the download. It may be 720p HD in quality or near it, because at full screen it still looks quite sharp. Perhaps this is the "HD" option they reference. Pictures are great quality and come in high resolutions.
They add a new scene every day except for weekends (Saturday and Sunday). This keeps things moving along at a nice clip, and has built up a pretty large library in short order -- I counted over 530+ original scenes here to enjoy at the time of my visit, and as many picture galleries to go with them.
No Real Webcams
The web cams that are supposedly free are not. The link in the menu takes you off-site to a third party provider. You can sit in on public free chats if the girl isn't private, but to go private yourself it takes credits, and you'd have to sign up and pay money to get them. I was really disappointed here. The tour specifically promised free Cam access and did not deliver it.
Download Options Are Limited
You have the single MP4 download to save movies in. The Flash player has one quality setting. The site could really do for more formats and quality options to choose from. At least pictures galleries are provided in zip-archive downloads.
9 Network Sites, But No Bonuses
You have access to their 9 exclusive sites but there are no further extras or bonuses included. The store, cams, and dating in the menu are all third party services not included with a subscription.
Good quality scenes featuring very hot UK porn stars in filthy and creative hardcore action.
Pornostatic delivers an exciting bunch of porn movies and pictures, and the quality and novelty of the porn makes up for most of what the site gets wrong. Still, I'd love to see this network add more media options and to drop the promises of free cams from the tour, since they don't really offer that access. Otherwise this site is easily heading into the top list for UK hardcore porn mega sites, which is just as it should be.
If you're after UK hardcore and British porn girls then do have a good look at Pornostatic. If you're interested in what else is out there you don't need to look too far, though. We've reviewed the best competitor sites.
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