Pornstar IQ Review

Intro promises

Part quiz show and part strip tease, PornstarIQ.com features over 20 of today's hottest pornstars in one-on-one question and answer mode. After every few questions we have the hotties take off various articles of clothing. Most of these ladies give better answers once their clothes are off!

First impression

Billing itself as “part quiz show and part strip tease, Pornstar I.Q. features over twenty of today’s hottest porn stars in one-on-one question and answer mode.” I know that sounds duller than reorganizing your sock drawer, but don’t worry, the gals do get naked! (Phew!) Think of Pornstar I.Q. as Jeopardy! with strippers. And incredibly easy questions, questions that are so easy that your nephew could answer them correctly… and yet the porn stars usually get most of ‘em wrong. (Shocking!) Well, now I guess we know why these women are in porn in the first place!

No matter how educated these strumpets may be (some allegedly went to college and even earned master’s degrees!), they’re all pretty stupid, which is the point of this site — instead of degrading these chicks with facials and anal-banging, the porn stars are humiliated by revealing their lack of smarts. Pretty subtle for a porn site, huh? Well, Pornstar I.Q. certainly has a unique premise and it’s definitely funny in the same way that seeing a man get hit in his sex-junk is funny, but can you get your rocks off to this shit? Let’s find out, kids.

Pricing

Our opinion

Log into Pornstar I.Q. and you’ll find yourself in The Hardcore network; this is where you can access not only all the content in Pornstar I.Q. but the content in every other site in the network as well (more about those later). You can search through all the shit in the network, view latest updates, peep top ranked content and check out bonus material, which includes many cams and feeds. Scroll down for the link to Pornstar I.Q., the members area of which is brutally simple, just a smattering of links to pics, videos, support and top rated content.

Each episode on Pornstar I.Q. is EXACTLY the same: Twenty common knowledge questions are put forth to “some of today’s hottest porn stars, from hardcore teen hottie Eden Adams to busty MILF Tabitha.” The porn starlets take off various articles of clothing every so often because “most of these ladies give better answers once their clothes are off!”(If you say so…) I don’t mean to quibble, but wouldn’t it make more sense to have the gals remove articles of clothing when they get the answers wrong?! You know, give ‘em something work for… Lord knows they’ll be naked in no time anyway… You do have to wonder what kinda woman would be willing to make herself look foolish in this manner… I guess it beats spending the day on your back… Anyway, all of this material is the softest of softcore — the gals don’t even touch themselves!

Each episode comes with a video and a small set of very large photos. Photosets contain twenty-eight to eighty-two photos (average number of photos per set is forty). The photos look quite good, as do the videos, which can be downloaded in three qualities: Best Quality, Good Quality and Fast Download . As of February 2009, there are twenty-two videos and over one thousand pictures on Pornstar I.Q.

So, yeah, when you become a member of PornstarIQ.com, you get full unrestricted access to everything in the Hardcore Network, which currently features over two thousand scenes, totaling well over five hundred gigabytes of high quality videos. These sites contain no “DRM bullshit” and no limited trial access or partial scene updates — members are given twenty full updates every week. But what sites are in this goddamned network?! I’m glad you asked (not really, but I will answer anyway).

Well, there’s Afrihoes, which contains sixty-seven episodes of “raw animalistic jungle love” starring “black sluts craving white dick or white whores begging for big black cock,” Ass Smoothie, which contains one hundred and seventy-three episodes featuring “sexy girls” drinking smoothies fresh from their asses, Chicks Fucking Chicks, which contains ninety-three episodes and has a fairly self-explanatory premise, Chopstick Sluts, which contains seventy-three episodes and has a premise which is also easy to figure out, Cum Is Good, which contains eighty-nine episodes starring “cum addicts” who “feast off fresh semen pumped from hard cocks straight onto their faces or inside their mouths, pussies or assholes,” Fuck My Flab, which contains seventy-two cellulite-ridden episodes, Golden Hardcore, which contains one hundred and sixty-six episodes recalling the golden era of porn, Her Last Fuck, where young men “give granny what she wants before she dies: a hard cock inside her wrinkled old hole and a thick batch of hot cum on her shriveled face” in seventy-two episodes, I Love You Celeste, which contains fifty-two episodes of folks loving Celeste, I Love You Madison, which contains twenty-five episodes of folks loving Madison, I Love You Melanie, which contains thirty-three episodes of folks loving Melanie, I Love You Mya, which contains thirty-four episodes of folks loving Mya, Nasty Raw Sex, which contains sixty-seven episodes of “pure filth,” Only the Biggest, which contains eighty-seven episodes starring women with “only the biggest” tits, Please be Gentle, which contains sixty-nine sexy episodes featuring young starlets in some of their earliest appearances on film, Porn Prep, which contains six episodes that detail what models do before the camera rolls, Pornstar Solos, which contains eighty-six episodes of porn stars masturbating all solo-like, Stop the Camera, which contains a staggering five hundred and fifty episodes and is “a massive collection of hundreds of the best and worst moments on porn sets,” Swirlie Girls, which contains thirty episodes where “a hot girl politely asks to have her head flushed in the toilet while she sucks a random cock” and, lastly, Attack My Ass, which contains one hundred and forty-six episodes and asks, “Why just fuck an ass when you can attack it instead?”

Bonus sites are extremely filthy, especially when compared to the relatively tame Pornstar I.Q. These guys weren’t kidding when they said their shit was hardcore!

Conclusion

Hey, turns out porn stars are stupid! Who’d have thunk it?! On the plus side, Pornstar IQ has an interesting premise and employs some top shelf talent… that doesn’t really do anything. At all. Sure, I enjoy watching women being made to look stupid, but I enjoy watching them ride cocks even more, thus Pornstar IQ is a little too tame for my tastes… and I’d imagine it will be too tame for you, you sick fuck. Pornstar IQ is good for a laugh, but it’s not good for much else.

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