Hip Hop Meets Porn Review

Intro promises

“You have arrived on the world famous hip hop meets porn adult portal online. Our exclusive community features the hottest hip hop groupies, rap video hotties, freaky pornstars, college girls with gangsta grillz and real girls next door who love fucking big black cocks on film! If you are tired of the same ass, lame LA based fake porn bitches, your prayers have been answered because we represent to the fullest! So your wait is finally over, click below to enjoy the hottest xxx interracial porn videos from Asia, Europe, Canada, Thailand, Trinidad, Jamaica, Barbados, Miami, Atlanta, Chicago, Detriot, Down South, (Dirty, South dat is), West Coast & New York City!!”

First impression

Shockingly, Hip Hop Meets Porn is where hip hop meets porn. Honestly, though, hip hop and porn are already well acquainted with each other, what with rap stars like Ice-T and Snoop Dogg both attaching their names and street cred to various porn products in the past couple of years. Regardless, “Hip Hop Meets Porn attempts to blend together the worlds of hip hop and rap music with the world of porn to create a crazy site filled with the hottest hip hop hos around! From hip hop groupies [and] rap video starlets to hot porn stars, Hip Hop Meets Porn is filled with fine honeys that like nothing more than to get a hardcore dicking before a baying crowd!”

Hip Hop Meets Porn describes itself as “the clash of the baddest phat booty round tittie freaks laced with the hardest underground hip hop beats” and “showcases the culture of urban music, clothing, slang and the glamorous world of hip hop lifestyle;” Hip Hop Meets Porn “seduces its guests [into] entering inside the sexy world of the hottest adult performers.” According to the site’s braggadocios tour, “no other community online represents the underground world like Hip Hop Meets Porn.” Membership to this site has advantages that include unlimited downloads of over seventy-five thousand adult movies (“over seventy-five thousand adult movies” is a bit of an exaggeration…), two hundred thousand “jerk off pictures (again, an exaggeration), “phat beats from the best up-and-coming hip hop producers in the game,” exclusive sex party invitations, “off the chain” guest model interviews, behind the scenes movie downloads and V.I.P. access to exclusive upscale hip hop porn parties. Word.

Pricing

Our opinion

The members area announces, “Your prayers have finally been answered… Life doesn't get any better than this! Sit back, relax and get ready to download some of the rawest, big butt, black cock, sperm-loving hip hop hottie content on the World Wide Web! Fresh updates are added every Thursday.” The navigation on Hip Hop Meets Porn is a bit simplistic, with all of the updates listed via thumbnails and titles on a scant two index pages, some of which linking straight to video downloads with no browsing options or movie descriptions at all.

Hip Hop Meets Porn currently features one hundred and twenty-six different updates, all of which feature videos or photo galleries. Sample update titles include “My Asshole Hurts,” “Oh God Help My Asshole,” “Cum Dump Whore,” “Sperm Meets Piss” and “Fill Me with Black Cum.” You’ll notice that almost none of those titles mention hip hop or rap in any way. Sadly, this is no mistake on my part — there just isn’t much hip hop to be found on Hip Hop Meets Porn, which results in the videos on the site being little more than formulaic hardcore interracial porn. Granted, this porn is exceptionally hardcore (you’ll find plenty of anal action and pissing in many of the clips), there just isn’t much here to justify the hip hop theme of the site. Where are the “phat beats” and “exclusive sex party invitations”? I do not know.

The videos on Hip Hop Meets Porn are only available for download in the DivX format (playable in Windows Media Player). Some of the videos are cut up into a couple of small clips while many are just one long clip. The videos generally come equipped with a bunch of screen caps and a small typo-ridden description of the action to be found in the clips. The videos look really good and contain all kinds of random action, from group sex to solo masturbation; hell, there’s even a number of clips featuring salad-tossing! Ew, gross!

The photos on Hip Hop Meets Porn look pretty good to my eyes (to be fair, though, I am not wearing my spectacles). The photos are pretty big and are relatively crisp, like a Spicy Chicken Sandwich from Wendy’s. Mmm, Spicy Chicken Sandwich from Wendy’s…

Members of Hip Hop Meets Porn get access to a bonus interracial site that’s either called Welcome to the Jungle or Black Bachelor, I’m not sure which. This bonus site is updated every Wednesday and features tons of links to blogs, screensavers and additional photos. This bonus site contains even less hip hop than Hip Hop Meets Porn does!

Conclusion

Hip Hop Meets Porn got the porn part right, now they just need to concentrate on the hip hop side of things. Put bluntly, fans of interracial porn will probably get a kick out of this site but hardcore hip hop heads will be sorely disappointed. Add some more “phat beats,” Hip Hop Meets Porn, and you’ll be well on your way to world domination.

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