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Housewife 1 On 1 Review

Summary: Housewife 1 on 1 holds age as a factor in this mature/MILF reality site. Streaming and download options for the videos, images can be downloaded as well.

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Score 80.0 /100
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About Our Ratings
Author:
J., 2006-01-09

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Mature / MILF, Reality, Videos, Movies

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Intro promises

- "Every naughty fantasy you have about a house wife has all been caught on video!"
- Weekly updates

First impression

As if you couldn't tell by the site's title, this one's all about the desperate housewife fetish. There's a simple preview page here with plenty of thumbnail images of what you can expect on the page. I would have liked a little more info on the technical specs of the site (video resolution, etc.) but this gives me a pretty positive impression of at least the production value of the content on the site.

Prices



Credit Card, Check, Phone ($10.00 surcharge)

*) 3 day trial: $1.95
*) 7 day trial: $4.95
30 days: $24.95

*) Trials may be limited to only parts of the site's content..

Our opinion

The opening members' page has pretty much the same layout as the preview.

Up top you get a too-large header followed by a detail view of the latest update and a single thumbnail for each of the other recent updates on the site. The detail view contains a larger thumb of the model herself, plus 6 smaller ones detailing the action in the scene. Below the images is a table with links to all the different formats for video and to the picture sets for the scene as well. It's compact, concise and works like a charm- no need for fancy buttons or anything here which would clog up the otherwise clean and professional layout and design of the page.

Flipping through the sets I see that they've definitely gone for the age factor in convincing you that these are housewives- these are women in their 30s and 40s for the most part and I would say they range from "damn good looking" to "not so sure she should be in porn." I suppose what they're going for here is the girl (errr... woman) next door look to further convince you that these women may actually be your neighbour's wife. That theory kind of falls apart when I notice that a very high percentage of these women have obviously fake tits. I don't know what your neighbour's wife looks like but, chances are if she got breast implants to entice him, she doesn't have much interest in you. But maybe I'm being too analytical about this fetish, so I just click on one of the thumbnails and from there you get the detail view of that vid, just like the one at the top of the entrance page. It would be nice to get some more detail here (model info, length and size of files, etc.) but this is a pretty good amount of info to get started.

The videos are available both for downloading and streaming in a few different flavors. You can get the whole video in one file in versions they describe as 56k, 512k and MPEG. The seperate clips (the vids usually come in 4 or 5 of these smaller segments) you only have 2 options: an MPEG or a WMV.

The large, MPEG video format has an absolutely huge filesize (some upwards of 250MB) so be prepared for some long download times. Surprisingly, the size of the video is prety small (320x240) but the quality is crystal clear at that size. At full screen this size is sub-DVD quality but it sure does look nice. The 512k vid (this one a WMV) looks nice at its natural size of 480x360, with some digital artifacting showing up. The graininess of the format really gets magnified when you blow up the video so it's not all that recommended that you view this one in full screen mode, but it's a nice step down in download time from the large size MPG. The 56k format should be avoided at all costs unless your modem is a carrier pigeon with a ticker tape of ones and zeroes going back and forth between your computer and the server. Seriously, it's almost worse than an animated .GIF. Luckily the clips are of a reasonable quality, with both being an acceptable size somewhere between the 512k and the 56k vids- perfect for streaming. I prefer the WMV here because it's a bit larger and has better streaming capabilities for the most part. Right now there are about 20 video sets on the site with one a week being added as promised. Each video runs about 20-30 minutes in total duration, with the little clips being about a minute each.

The production value of these vids is pretty unique, at least. These are certainly professionally produced to some degree (there's even a couple of fancy production company animations at the beginning of each) and there's a surprising attention paid to the format they decided to go with for the way these videos play themselves out. There's always some attempt at story- the housewife is mad at or happy with the husband, he gets some sort of punishment blowjob or reward blowjob (I'll let you know when I figure out the difference). The videos are all shot in first person with the girl talking to the camera, in an attempt to get you really into the action and make YOU the cheatin' husband or whatever. Speaking of talking, these girls do a LOT of it. In fact, the diry talk is so over the top it really draw attention to the direction. The girls seem to run out of legitimate things to say and end up using words like "mammaries" to describe their tits. I'm not necessarily saying that less is more when it comes to dirty talk- I'm quite a fan of it myself. However, when there's so much talking that you can almost hear the director telling her to never stop talking, it can kind of take you out of it. Other aspects of the production can take you out of the scene as well- the old porno standby of only one mic (and an on-camera one at that) draws attention to the production process in a bad way and sometimes the extreme closeups on the girls' faces and sudden obvious cuts to the facial are just plain comical. But I have to give these guys points for taking their idea to a certain level and maintaining it. I suppose this works against them in the end again though, as the pretty obvious format (intro, blowjob, fucking, facial) is something we've all seen before. At least the packaging is pretty nice, despite the bizarre insertion of "I love you so much, baby" in every video... more than anything, that just makes me feel dirty.

The pictures sets are, as previously mentioned, accessible from the set's detailed view. You can view the gallery (larger ones are split into two) or simply download the whole thing at the click of the mouse. Very convenient system there. Viewing the galleries is easy as well. You get a simple page of thumbs and a pulldown menu to select which page of thumbs you'd like to be viewing. Clicking on a thumb opens up the image in the same window and I am instantly surprised to see that these are not just video captures- they're actual quality images. However, with a resolution hovering around 600x400 I wouldn't say that these are "high quality" or whatever, but they certainly have a sense of a photographer who knows what he's doing- and sometimes that's better. On a site like this, I pretty much consider the pictures an accessory to the videos and, as such, these are pretty damn good.

Conclusion

As far as content goes, the current vids are all you get besides access to another NaughtyAmerica site (AssMasterpiece). I really would have liked to see some more stuff on here- video content or otherwise. However, the relatively unique style of the videos and the relatively high production value ("relatively" being the key word there- this is still internet porn, folks) definitely score these guys some points in my book. If you're into MILFs and dirty talkin' this one's worth a look if you don't mind shelling out semi-premium cash for some exclusive stuff.

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