I swallow Peter North Review

Score 60.0 /100
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About Our Ratings

Intro promises

- See who succeeds and who fails to swallow Peter's cum
- Watch him cream tons of pretty faces

First impression

Well, if you can get the tour page to load, you'll see tons of women getting facials like you wouldn't believe. I can see why Peter North is the creme de la creme of jizz production. I'm feeling a little leary of the quality of this site since loading is so slow. Hopefully it's just a momentary glitch and will soon aright itself once I'm inside. Peter North is legendary in the porn world, so I'd hate to think this site doesn't live up to his reputation.

Pricing

Our opinion

Navigation may be a wee bit confusing at first, since I Swallow Peter North is part of a network of porn sites. Up top, you'll see the stats for this site: 31 DVDs, 131 total hours, and 116 GB of total content. Total network content stats are 1,020 DVDs, 13,770 total hours, and 12,110 GB. Gee, this site is almost as big as Peter North's famous - or infamous - load! Below these stats are quick links to the network's Updates, DVDs, Movie Clips, Pictures, and Live Feeds. Underneath a bevy of cum guzzling babes are the menu links for the site at hand: Movies, Updates, News, Links, and Store. You'll also see some thumbnails to the latest update, which is dated August 26, 2007. Hm, this site certainly isn't updated all that much. There are also quick links to yesterday's, today's, and tomorrow's network updates.

"Movies" takes you to nine good sized (307x224) thumbnails of each movie, along with the title of the movie the clip came from. There are 83 such movies, along with a photo set to go with each one. Loading is still pretty slow, which is getting a bit frustrating. I started streaming the first clip, but it kept stopping to buffer, so I decided to download it. You can choose to download in a small version (25 MB) or a big version (198 MB) up to 1.5 mbps bitrate. You can stream in Windows Media Player, chosing the same above options of small or big. Small streams in a 320x236 (349 Kbps) sized screen, while big streams in 720x528 (2.11 Mbps). The quality of the video is good; full screen mode diminishes quality a lot. Unfortunately, if you try to speed up the action while streaming, the movie pauses to buffer. The videos I saw were in the 4 to 10 minute range.

The movies deliver up Peter North at his copious cum finest. There are lots of close ups and hard core action. Various shot methods are used - like POV, as though you're the one getting the blow job, and different camera angles. One angle I hadn't seen before was where the camera was placed on the floor, focusing on Peter's jewels, while the porn star sucked him. She apparently was standing over the camera, but you didn't see any pussy shots; you saw her breasts and stomach. By the way, Peter isn't the only man entertained in these videos. Sometimes there's a group of men, all vying to plaster a porn model's face. These women ask Peter if he'll "pretty please" spray his load on them. When it's time, they swallow it all, with the camera looking in their mouths to see just how much of Peter's jizz got in there. They then swallow, and voila, empty mouth. Some of these women are famous and beautiful porn stars, but others have really bad complexions and look...well...skanky. Their screenshots may look nice, but somehow sucking cock seems to bring all their bumps and blemishes out of hiding, and you start seeing polka dots all over their faces. They definitely need a facial!

There are screen shot galleries to each movie clip. They open in 720x528 and, as expected, are screen shot quality. Amount widely varies in each gallery, but there seems to be at least 30 pictures in each.

"Updates" takes you to current, recent, and upcoming updates. What I don't like about this layout is that there are no links to the current and recent updates. It just lists the title of the update and the name of the site it's on. There are several updates a day throughout the network, and you can also choose a specific site to see all its updates. I was curious about I Swallow Peter North, so I chose it from the drop down menu. There were no updates listed for today or upcoming; also, there weren't any updates listed in the archives. Hm. One could say this is a brand new site, but that's not the case. There's a News item dated June 27, 2007 which states this site will be the "special home" for those who swallowed Peter's cum: "You know we had to do it … With cum shots as big at he has there just wasn’t enough space on one site to contain them all!" You'd think with that build up, there'd be regular updates.

Last but not least, "Links" takes you to advertisements of other paysites, while "Store" whisks you away to Peter North's official store, where you can buy toys, herbal enhancers and, of course, his DVDs.

Conclusion

I didn't like I Swallow Peter North too much. It's not updated regularly, if at all, and the speed on this site is sloooow. I think if you join one of the other sites within this network, you won't be too disappointed in the the lack of updates. The site needs to take one of the herbal enhancers that Mr. North recommends. Maybe that would pump it up and bring it to life. All it's swallowing right now are blanks.

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