Ass Parade review- 1st revisit
Summary: Ass Parade is truly a parade of magnificent big butts getting worshipped in High Def videos. With over 300 scenes each containing 45+ minutes of teasing, licking, fucking and showing off big juicy asses, the site is a must see for fans of bootylicious pornstars and amateurs. A scene doesn't always contain anal sex, but often two or more girls are getting fucked by one guy. As part of the Bang Bros network, there is plenty of more big butt porn to enjoy across the network.
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Jerry Fritz, 2010-08-20
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- HD quality video
- Access to entire Bang Bros network
- Daily updates
- 5000+ Hours of porn
- Live nude cam shows, free for members
- No spam, no mailing lists, no problems
Ass Parade promises what is without question booty overload for ass loving butt fans. This site is packed with porn (if you believe their promises, over 5,000 hours) and with some of the biggest, juiciest asses you have laid eyes on anywhere. I think the choice of 'Parade' in the title looks fitting--this is just a long train of big booty girl after big booty girl strutting her stuff, showing off that big ass, tiny waist and nice tits for the camera and letting her gigantic butt be the focus of the fun. From the look of the tour a lot of scenes star two big butt babes which together tease and taunt you with their asses before getting into the hardcore.
I need not tell you, but I will anyway: this looks like perfect ass man/woman porn! The site's also part of the Bang Bros network, a trusted name in porn, and if you join you get free access to that network as well. Let's jump in and see what the member experience is like.
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When I was still sniffing around the tour pages, I was a little skeptical of some of the stats. The site promises over 5,000 hours of porn and live cam shows, among other things. While I don't doubt that the Bang Bros network has all that, I didn't think Ass Parade was that big. Many of the claims are indeed for the whole network, not Ass Parade alone. That is not to say that Ass Parade is small by any means though.
We might as well do a quick run down of some of the stats for Ass Parade, then. First, updates are made weekly, every Monday, like clock work. There are just over 300 scenes in August 2010, or about 233+ hours of porn, with an average running time for each scene being around 45 minutes (yes, these are pretty long movies). The cam shows and other 4,000+ hours of porn are found on the other sites on the network, and you do get complete access to all of the Bang Bros sites. We'll get back to those again later.
All of this stats gathering happened about 12 hours after my first login to the members area. That's because I was spending most of my day rifling through the updates, the model index, browsing for specific types of asses and scenes, and downloading and streaming over fifty different movies. Alas, my thirst was not quenched, but at some point I had to actually review the site, not just enjoy its wares.
Ass Parade just sucks you in. It's a big site with a lot of exciting action. Everywhere you look, a big booty stares out at you, and a pretty girl is smiling and asking you to come play with it. Don't resist her. Each scene really strokes any ass lover's g-spot to the max. Girls are generally picked up on the street, where they tease us with their big ass in tight blue jeans, or sometimes bikinis or skirts. We will get her in a more private setting soon enough, where that big ass is stripped, bent into various positions, jiggled and shook, squeezed and spread open, licked and fingered, slathered down with oils and lotions... you get the idea. The big ass is the focus of much playful foreplay before any cock appears in the scene. Sometimes this ass foreplay can go on for 15 minutes!
The hardcore is just around the bend, though. The site is all about ass but that doesn't translate to anal sex. You will get some good anal scenes but many girls are happy to get their mouths and pussies fucked, then let the guys cum on their big butts. The asses remain in the frame of the scene throughout the hardcore. The girls will ride the guys in ways that make their butts look even juicier. It's just great ass-centric porn.
I had been on the Bang Bros network before, but it's been about a year since then. Back then these guys were trailing behind other sites in the same niche when it came to media options. I was happy to find that Bang Bros was now offering high definition porn movies to members.
There are two ways to enjoy the HD porn. First you can download the full-length scene in an HD MP4 file. It has a 1280x720 pixel resolution (720p HD) and a 3.07 mbits/s bit rate. They look fantastic. You can also stream this same sized and quality movie in a Flash video player.
Your other options will be SD and include a Windows Media file with a 720x406 resolution and 3.2 mbits/s bit rate, an MP4 that's iPod ready, and two Flash streaming videos (one light weight, one offering DVD quality playback). You can also opt to download the scene in 4 large clips, or in a series of short 2-minute long clips.
There are picture galleries with every update here, often containing more than 200 images that are 1069x1498 pixels. These fall short of being high resolution, but are still professional pictorials. This means great lighting and great pictures. They just aren't as big as on some other sites. You can browse through the images or download them in zip files.
Most of the models on Ass Parade are amateurs, so it's fresh ass in most scenes. You will find some of your favorite big butt pornstars here as well, though. Several have appeared here, sometimes more than once, including porn models like Shyla Stylez, Esperanza Gomez (my favorite girl), Gianna Michaels, Lacey Duvalle (perfect black bubble butt), Isis Taylor, Jenaveve Jolie, Naomi Russel (queen of anal), Alexis Texas, Sara Jay (white woman in a black woman's booty), Phoenix Marie and Sativa Rose... but the list goes on and on. There are over 280+ girls here.
All of what I have talked about has merely been Ass Parade. You still have access to about another 30+ sites from the Bang Bros network after all of that porn! It's a sweet network with great action. There is plenty more big butt porn on the other sites, which include Ball Honeys, Bang Bus, Backroom Milf, Big Tits Round Asses, Big Tit Cream Pie and Big Mouthfuls to name just a few. This is a huge package of porn.
If you love big asses and porn with big butt models spare yourself the hassle and just join Ass Parade now. The site is ass perfected, offering long high definition porn movies with all the ass worshipping foreplay and hardcore sex you could ask for. On top of the massive library of porn here, you get access to 30+ more sites offering similar high quality porn. All of this is brought to you buy a trusted name in porn, the Bang Bros.
Ass Parade is a great deal, a site worthy of your trust and that is sure to keep you more than satisfied.
Ass Parade is one of our favorite big butts/anal sex sites on the internet. Bang Bros just know ass! The site isn't the only good option for you, though. We've reviewed dozens of sites and the best of them easily rival Ass Parade at all levels.
Have a look at our in depth and detailed reviews of Ass Masterpiece, Big Wet Butts, Big Butts Like It Big, Evil Angel, Monster Curves, and Asshole Fever.
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