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Dirty Masseur review

Summary: Dirty Masseur won't disappoint you if you want to watch hot porn stars get their naked bodies rubbed with oil and then fucked hard from both ends. The scenes are all-original and star hot models, videos offer 1080p HD playback, updates are weekly and access to all of the Brazzers network is included as a bonus. There's really everything to like about this site, and for fans seeking hardcore sex with oily massage previews, it's going to be a perfect fit.

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Score 85.0 /100
About Our Ratings
Jerry Fritz, 2012-02-28

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Intro promises

"Dirty Masseur Pornstars in massage sex videos & happy endings!"

- TruLife HD

First impression

Dirty Masseur's homepage communicates exactly what their exclusive massage sex movies are all about by using large thumbnails and short preview clips. You'll see models like Alexis Texas and Julia Bond here getting up on the massage table to get off after the oily rub down turns into cock sucking and hardcore sex.

The site looks like it was recently merged in with the Brazzers network, so the library of bonuses you get is all brand new - and massive, as a matter of fact.

Read on for all the information you want to know about a membership at Dirty Masseur.


Payment Processors:
No Independent Merchant

Our opinion

From what I can tell, Dirty Masseur started out on its own with no bonuses or extras. Then Brazzers took them under their wings, cranked up the quality to 1080p HD, and started updating every week. They also threw in all of their network sites as part of the deal for members of Dirty Masseur. When it comes to massage sex with porn stars, this site clearly has the top slot targeted and they're working hard to slip into it - if they keep this up, it shouldn't take long.

Exclusive Massage Sex With Porn Stars
The scenes at Dirty Masseur are totally original movies. In each one a porn star is treated to a relaxing rub down that turns into quite the cardiovascular work out. Take a scene with the gorgeous Asian model Asa Akira. She's stressed out with all the negative energies in her life, so Keiran is going to give her his sensual massage. That involves about 5-10 minutes of him rubbing oil over her impressive, naked body. The camera follows his hands up the backs of her smooth thighs, over and around her bubble butt, up her back. Before long Asa is getting hot, and Keiran's hard on ends up out of his shorts and in her mouth. By about 12 minutes in she is choking on his cock, red-faced, and by 16 minutes in she is bent over the massage table having that tight pussy fucked raw and Keiran slathering her ass with more oil. She ends up totally covered in oil and Keiran's cum after a 30 minute romp.

Most scenes follow this same formula: a little story to get things started, by 2-3 minutes the girls are nude and oil is being rubbed on them, by 6-8 minutes they are sucking cock or having their pussies masturbated, and the rest of the scene is one intense hardcore fucking. I really enjoy the massage part - watching the girls' naked bodies be rubbed and groped all over - and I did wish they would have lingered in that part of the scene a little longer, but the formula should be perfect for fans of Brazzers porn.

Hot Porn Star Cast
The cast here is fantastic and a familiar list of names for anyone who's been to Brazzers network before. Asa Akira, Brynn Tyler, Julia Ann, Diana Doll, Alexis Texas, Lezley Zen, Breanne Benson and many more. The list is growing longer as they add new scenes with new models.

1080p HD Video Downloads
Every scene can be saved in 1080p HD. These are Mp4 files with 1920x1080 screens (12 mbits) and a truly incredible playback quality. Images are sharp to the smallest detail and the sound is great. These guys are using best practices when it comes to the cinematography as well - great lighting, professional gear, seamless editing, etc, which makes it all the more perfect when you hit play.

Multiple Download & Streaming Alternatives
If the 1080p HD videos aren't your thing or you just prefer smaller/faster downloads then they've got plenty of other formats for you to enjoy the scenes here in. In order of quality, you'll have 720p HD Mp4 downloads with 1280x720 screens (4 mbits); SD Windows Media downloads with 768x432 screens (2 mbits); and MPEG4 downloads with 768x432 screens (1 mbits). You can download movies as full length scenes or in short clips, but the short clips do not have an HD option.

Skip the downloading all together and just watch the movie online as well. Their embedded Flash player is state of the art, quick to load, and lets you zoom around in a scene without waiting forever for it to load. That means you can skip to the cum shots or some other part of the movie that has piqued your interest. The player has a few quality settings and other options going up to TruLife 1080p HD.

There are huge picture galleries with the movies, too. They are high quality but not high-resolution photos. Professional shots of the girls posing and stripping precede the action that you'll recognize from the videos. They get some other shots of the girls during the sex as well - maybe in a pose or a closeup that isn't in the video, just the pictures. The photos have 800x600 resolutions and you can look through them in the online gallery/slideshow or download the galleries in zip-archives.

Updates Weekly
Every 7 days a new episode is added, which is pretty standard for Brazzers network sites. This should keep things moving along nicely here, and the collection's size should be doubling in no time.

Unlimited Access to All Brazzers Network Sites
The tour doesn't really make a point of telling you this, but you do get access to all Brazzers network sites when you join. There are over two dozen of them, most of them have hundreds of their own original scenes and all of them star hot porn stars with big tits. Among the list of their distinguished successes are Big Tits at School, Pornstars Punishment, and Big Wet Butts, which offers a lot of oily bodies and rough sex, too.

Another awesome feature from the network is their live section - Brazzers Live - where groups of porn stars get it on for 2+ hours live with you watching and asking for them to do different things. These are very intense and exciting episodes. You can watch archived shows or make sure you're online when the next show is scheduled.

State-of-the-Art Members Area Tools
The members area links together Dirty Masseur with all of the other network sites. You can browse them each separately or as one big collection. The tools here are fantastic - filters, categories, comprehensive model indexes with bios. The site has commenting on scenes and model profiles, rating options, and more. The community of members are super active and that means you can use the 'top rated' sorting option with confidence. Models often jump on and leave comments on things as well.

Small Library (New Site)
Dirty Masseur itself is a small, new site with just two dozen videos at the time of my visit. This is going to change with weekly updates, and the huge amount of content brought to you on the other network sites makes this a pretty minor negative so squabble over.


Very hot massage sex scenes with A-list porn stars, and the 1080p HD looks great; with network access while the site grows, it's a great pick

Dirty Masseur is a new site and it isn't that large yet, but its weekly updates will change that soon enough and members have Brazzers network access to keep them busy between those updates. The content here was a great example of what massage sex is all about and combines good hardcore action with oily rub downs. If you're looking for a site with a lot of hardcore and massaging there's no reason that Dirty Masseur can't be it.


The massage sex niche definitely seems to have gained some steam over the last year. We've reviewed a good number of sites that explore the material thoroughly.

Some of the best include HD Massage Porn with its 720p HD videos of hot European babes and porn sluts being slicked down with lots and lots of oil and eventually having their pussy and assholes fucked by big, oily cocks.

Massage Creep from the Porn Pros network has been mining this sort of action for years already. Their HD movies star porn stars as well, and the rubbing/oiling part is much longer in their scenes. In fact the scenes themselves are longer, too.

Hegre Art is a great one to go with if you want more focus on the massage aspect and less hardcore sex. These gorgeous babes get a massage from a real masseuse who clearly knows her stuff. They include vaginal massage as well and even males getting tantric massages.


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