Monster Curves Review

Score 90.0 /100
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Intro promises

"Our girls are the curviest you can find!"

- High definition video
- Lots of porn stars
- Reality Kings network access

First impression

Your pulse is going to jump when you load Monster Curves; it's an inevitable consequence of seeing so many fine, naked, big tits and juicy round butts staring out at you. The homepage is literally a wall of big, colorful clips from their hi-def video collection, of porn stars taking cock up the ass, sharing big dicks with multiple other curvy babes, and porn stars showing you their oil-slicked ass cheeks and big boobs.

At a glance, I've spotted so many of my porn star favorites here: Franceska Jaimes, Sarah Vandella, Christy Mack, and Jada Stevens. They promise a total of 8,000-plus girls in total, including the network bonuses you get, though.

I signed up to see how Monster Curves is doing in 2013. Read on for an in depth look at what they can offer.

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Our opinion

Whenever I logged in I first had to click past an advertisement for a partner network or service that was showcased, but other than that the way to the porn inside is unobstructed. You can pick Monster Curves from the menu or browse the entire Reality Kings network, access to which is included in your subscription. I went straight for the big butts and juicy tits, where I found new porn, but many things familiar from our last visit a few years ago.

Porn stars and ass worship, with big tits, too

Monster Curves is a site to indulge oneself in. The name of the site itself seems to encourage it. These are monster curves, generous figures, voluptuous women with tiny waists and full hips that reflect their big breasts. The girls are fit and firm save for those mountains of warm tender flesh that make their figures so striking.

The porn is focused more on the asses of the girls, but the tits are obsessed over in the movies here, too. You'll see the girls fondled quite thoroughly in the first 15-minutes of the episode, while their asses are spanked and squeezed and spread apart and their breasts are pressed together, their nipples are pinched and pulled. Once the wonderful shape of these girls is fully digested, it's on to something more exciting that observation and heavy petting.

Buttholes are fingered and licked, faces happily smothered beneath the big butts. Some are wet from the pool or shower, others dripping massage oil. Tits are suckled and groped greedily. Eventually the girls have their pussies licked and their assholes teased and do some dick sucking in turn. Then it's on to some very sexy positions for hardcore sex, where the girl's round ass is on the best display. Some girls do anal, most take a cum shot on their round bottoms, or on their faces or tits.

There are quite a few threesomes, usually two girls and a guy, and the girls make sure to squeeze the girls' butts while they're being fucked, and do a lot of ass to mouth.

They always work with the best porn stars with big butts and tits, whichever girls are running hot at the time of production. A few years ago they were shooting with Brianna Love and Alexis Texas, and in recent updates Mischa Brookes and Remy Lecroix.

Same media options including 1080p downloads

The media options haven't changed much. They still offer a full-length 1080p mp4 download that offers a stunning hi-def quality playback. The movies open to a 1920x1080 screen resolution (10 mbits) and look fantastic. The other downloads are in standard-def, and you have both both a Windows Media and mp4 format to download that offers a 768x432 screen resolution (1.5 mbits).

A few other alternatives exist as well: a mobile-ready full-length download, long WMV clips (scenes cut into 3 parts), and of course streaming. The Flash video that streams in the browser window has Low, standard-def, and hi-def quality playback options and looks good. I like their player, which makes it easy to find the parts of a scene you want to see most and jump to it instantly.

Picture galleries accompany each video episode, with shots of the models posing and undressing as well as having hardcore sex. The images are professional and look good, but not very large with 900x600 pixel resolutions. You can save the galleries in zip-file downloads or browse through them in the online gallery.

Big library, regular updates again

In 2010 there was a stretch of a few months when the site stopped updating, but it started back up again. It's been pretty regular updating weekly most of the time but occasionally cutting back to bi-weekly updates. That pattern has continued into 2013. At the time of my visit I counted 188 original scenes available.

Reality Kings network access

And of course you still have network access when you join Monster Curves. That means unlimited downloads and streams from the rest of the Reality Network's reality sites, and on them you'll find more porn stars, more big tits and asses, and all types of fun hardcore. Big Naturals and Mike in Brazil are two sites the big butt lovers will enjoy especially.

Conclusion

Monster Curves brings you hot porn stars of the moment with big tits and asses. The scenes don't have much of a fantasy behind them, other than the fantasy of smothering your face in a perfect, big ass, having your dick thrust between a juicy pair of titties, and fucking two porn star babes at the same time before cumming on their tits and asses. The site is still growing with regular 1080p HD updates, and with network access to all Reality Kings sites it's a great pick.

Competitors

Big Tits Round Asses is one of my favorite sites for girls with big tits and butts. The site is a gonzo porn site, features a lot of ass worshipping and tit play that's followed up with explicit hardcore fucking, including plenty of girls who do anal.

Big Wet Butts is on my short list as well. A massive library of porn stars having their asses worshipped and slicked with oil and soapy water and enjoying a hardcore fucking from big dicks. It's part of the Brazzers network.

Evil Angel is I think maybe the best option of these three, though. It's a DVD studio that has their porn online to stream or download, and most of their titles revolve around ass fetishes and anal sex, including the famed Buttman series.

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