Uniform Taboo Review

Intro promises

-Regular content updates
-Authentic niche content
-HD Vids and Pics
-Full hardcore action
-800+ Videos & Picture sets

First impression

Arriving to Uniform Taboo I was quickly set to salivating. Before I even looked at what sort of content numbers or quality promises were made my eyes were drawn to the samples of their fetish and niche porn: petite, soft skinned European girls from 18 to 23 years old in a variety of kinky costumes spreading their legs wide, sucking hard cocks, letting their soft, all natural breasts be cupped or sucked on. These are truly beautiful models and in every glimpse of content they're wearing some variety of uniform or costume. After settling myself I had a look at their promises, which are big ones: HD movies, 800+ sets of pictures and movies and more. If this site lives up to all of its promises I'm going to be one happy porn reviewer!

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Our opinion

Much as the saying goes, you can't judge a book by its cover. In the world of internet porn that witticism holds even more water. To put it simply, Uniform Taboo doesn't live up to many of its tour promises, but that doesn't mean it isn't a good site. After spending quite a bit of time browsing the site, downloading content and enjoying it with much satisfaction, I think fans of the niche will find a lot to like here, they just won't find exactly what UniformTaboo's tour pages suggests they will.

Perhaps the grossest overstatement made on the tour is that this site is home to some 800+ picture galleries and videos. The truth is that the site is really home to about a quarter of that amount. I counted every morsel of uniform fetish smut on the site and found a total of 268 picture galleries and 36 video episodes. This took some time to do as a result of the site's layout.

The ways they provide for browsing their material are rather limited, and while not completely unintuitive more options would be appreciated. Right now the content is organized by type of uniform: schoolgirls, cheerleaders, nurses, maids, brides, military, nuns, secretaries, police force, sport, history, formal wear, 50s diner and costumes. Within any of these categories are tabs labeled with years (2006-2009) and one for Movies. This works pretty well for the most part, but the site is lacking a model index and an all encompassing search tool, somewhere that you could plug in a keyword and get a list of results (like Big Tits, or pantyhose, or anal, etc).

This layout however made it apparent that no updates have been made this year even though we are now close to 3 months into it. Doesn't seem like more updates are coming.

The site also overstated the quality of its videos, but not as much as they overstated the size of the site as a whole. We are promised HD movies and get something that technically is that with a 1440x1080 pixel resolution, so technically they are large enough to be 1080p HD, but their bit rates are just 2.5 Mbps on average. That makes for a lower quality image than is to be expected from real HD. Movies can be downloaded as full-length files or a series of clips in Windows Media format. Older movies are much less than HD. They come in a 720x576 resolution and a 2.0 Mbps bit rate. These look very good, but the 'HD' version is still superior.

The high-res pictures we were promised are delivered and in large numbers. Most sets contained around 100 pictures each that make-up very professional pictorials. These have great lighting and camera work and the often pale, soft skinned European teens glow with sexuality in them. You can browse these large 1067x1600 pixels images online or downloaded them individually. There were no zip files for easy archiving of an entire gallery.

One promise that the tour made which was an understatement was that there is true hardcore material here. It's much more than "true", it is often times "extreme". You'll see these petite and innocent looking Euro gals stripped and fingered, fisted in the ass, fucked anally and slathered in cum. There are threeways, group sex scenes and lesbian encounters in the mix, too.

There are no bonuses included with a basic membership, but you will have the option of signing up for a more expensive subscription which provides access to two other fetish sites on the network: Nylon Taboo and Teen Taboo.

Conclusion

Uniform Taboo didn't live up to all of its promises on one hand, but on the other it exceeded some of them. In the end this site is a pretty good place for fans of the niche, offering some high quality, extreme porn with hot girls in kinky costumes. The downside is that updates are no longer being made and the archive is not as large as promised.

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