Fantasy Hand Jobs Review

Intro promises

"This site was built due to our love for handjobs. I don't need to see or be involved in any anal scenes, hardcore double vaginal penetrations or any of that shit. All I need to watch or be involved in is a nice sexual handjob. The feeling of a young dirty slut on her knees looking into my eyes rubbing my dick as hard and fast as she can eager to get me to blow my load so she can lick every last drop of it off the tip of my dick. All content shot for this site is 100% EXCLUSIVE. You will not be able to find these handjob scenes on any other site on the net or video. They are exclusive shot for us by our in house production staff. We are the kings of the handjob scenes"

First impression

Kings of the handjob scenes, eh? I think I'll be the judge of that! It's nice to tout 100% original content, but will it be worth it? Looking at the pricing scheme, I'm not sure.

Pricing

Our opinion

Fantasy Handjobs has a very simple design. It uses pastels and bright happy colors, which I suppose is meant to symbolize the fantasy world you're about to enter. It's all set up in a straight-forward manner. All the girls are listed down the line, one after the other, with the standard short paragraph, picture and links to their stills and video content. It appears as if they're organized in chronological order, with the featured player up on the top.

After you scroll through the girls, you'll find all the sites from the same company, partner sites, and DVDs that you just might ignore. I won't spend any more time on this stuff. It's there if you want it.

Pick a girl you like. There are quite a few different looks, but mostly we're dealing with skinnier white girls. Breast size, hair color and weight all differ to give a relatively decent mix considering we're only talking about fifteen girls or so (to date). So, you'll probably find a couple girls worth your while, but if you tend to be extremely picky, it may be best to wait and check back later (or just move on).

There is something to be very careful about and is likely to frustrate you to no end if it's not corrected. From the main members page, I would click on a link. From that next page, I would try to link to another page and it would ask me to log in again. However, if I were to hit the back button and click a different link, I would go right to it. If I'm already in the members section, why should I have to re-login every time I want to see something new? Something needs to be changed in the system to fix this extremely annoying problem. Right now, the only solution I can offer is to open everything in a new window from the main page. It seems to work.

So, if that recognition problem gets fixed, the girls' pages would be fantastic. For now, let's assume it works perfectly. When you pick a girl, you have the list of thumbnailed girls on the side, a large image of the featured girl at the top and a box down the other side that has tabs at the top. From here you could navigate quickly between the different video parts and the picture set for the girl you chose without having to go back.

Also near the top by the enlarged master picture you'll find a link for a teaser trailer. The inclusion of this streaming video is a mystery to me. One would think that'd be left on the touring pages for the non-members to look at. Here you have full access to the entire thing, so what's the point? If you look at any of the video tabs, you'll see a long list of shorter clips. The movie is divided up into around fifteen separate parts. The clips download pretty fast, even at the high quality setting. If you have high speed access, you'll have no problem zooming through the list. The clips are slightly over a minute. Keep in mind when you're downloading, that the first five minutes or so is the setup. All of them are in wmv format. You can download the entire thing as three longer parts as well and those also go quickly.

The quality of the movie files is pretty good. They aren't the cleanest or clearest I've seen, but the image is still rather sharp, even when blown up. The camera work is actually well done, but the editing needs work. Some of the cuts are jumpy and the tail ends where he says "Ok, cut" are still sorta there and need to be trimmed. And of course, you can sometimes see the lighting equipment. That doesn't seem very kingly to me, guys. In addition, in one movie I watched, there were some loud bangs in the background. The only other complaints I'd have is that the setting/scenery is very bland. Also the setups don't set up very well. "Hi. We just met. I'm going to give you a handjob now."

The picture sets give you a whole new thing to jerk off to. Rather than just being screen captures of the video action, you'll get the girls posing in new outfits and not performing any hardcore duties. However, once again, the scenery is blah despite the otherwise good photography. The pictures have no navigation system of their own. Instead, you pick one from the long line of thumbnails and it'll open up in a new window. All the pictures are jpg (512x768), so they aren't all that great. However, it appears as if they are not digitally photographed which increases the quality of the original. There's still quite a bit of detail and all the important stuff is there. It still has room for improvement.

Conclusion

Sure they start off as handjobs, but they quickly progress into blowjobs. Anyone seriously looking for only handjobs needs to look elsewhere, because it's pretty evident that "handjobs" is just a pretense. Anyone looking for a lot of variety in girls should look elsewhere as well. Take a good hard look at the tour pages before choosing to be a member. Look at the pricing system below. You don't want to get stuck paying forty bucks a month after a trial period for something you may not be all that interested in to start with. A note to the webmasters of this site: Fix your navigation problem quick.

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