Hey Little Dick Review

Score 82.0 /100
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Intro promises

-Huge collection of exclusive scenes
-Regular updates
-Bonus access to PureCFNM and GirlsAbuseGuys
-Run by a small dick humiliation fan who understands the niche

First impression

The sad faced drawing of the weenis (ie. wee penis) on Hey Little Dick pretty much sets the tone for the site. Of course the lil' dickie is sad because he's just so gosh darn small! And of course the sexy women all point and laugh at the teeny peenies pictured on the tour. Those small appendages are for laughing at, not fucking!

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Our opinion

The menu inside Hey Little Dick is very simple with a small (*ahem*) menu that includes links to Video Scenes, Picture Scenes, and Forum. Also on the home page are a few of the latest updates, but you can readily get to all of them through the menu links.

There are no dates noted on each episode, so I can't verify how often the site is updated. On the forum, though, the admin states that the "updates take place fortnightly on a Thursday (picture scene) and Sunday (video scene)."

There are over 40 episodes, so it's not a "huge collection" by any means. Each update includes a video, photo gallery, and funny description. Well, it's funny to women who like to laugh at small dicks, and it's erotically humiliating to the half-men who join the site. You can stream in Flash player or WMV or download in WMV, with the choice of full movie or in clips. There's four clips, each of which generally lasts between 2 to 4 minutes, with the full episodes being around 10 minutes in length.

The videos play in a 816x460 (approx. 3390 Kbps) sized, very good quality screen. The sound is also very good, which is certainly important when the content revolves around humiliation. And oh my, these women sure can laugh and dish out the verbal abuse!

As mentioned above, each episode comes with a photo gallery. The pictures open to 800x533 pixels and are pretty good quality, though one could wish for slightly bigger sized photos. The galleries are not zip downloadable, though a slide show option is available. The amount of photos in each gallery varies widely; I saw from around 140 to over 300 pictures.

The episodes themselves are very good for small penis humiliation action. The acting is also pretty good, with the women truly enjoying themselves. They all show they're a natural at humiliation. The hapless (and somewhat dickless) men are pretty good actors as well, seeming to be offended that the women think they have small cocks, and then they seem sincere in defending their cock size, thinking it's just fine. As one man put it, he has 4 and a half inches of solid manhood, which of course, made the women laugh even harder.

There are two or three women per episode, and they usually stay clothed. Sometimes they'll take their breasts out to excite the men further, although the hand jobs and an occasional blow job gets the guys aroused. The women range from barely legal to hot MILFs, and from slender to curvy. There are even some black guys in here too, who embarrassingly prove that not all black men are hung like a horse; rather, these guys are hung like a gherkin pickle.

On the forum, which is somewhat active, members can interact with the admins of the site, giving suggestions and other kinds of feedback. Another perk to membership is that you can also model for the site, which keeps with the site's intention of also using real and natural people for their episodes.

Additionally I verified that you were actually able to access Pure CFNM and Girls Abuse Guys with your membership.

Conclusion

Hey Little Dick is a very good site for small penis humiliation fans. The content shows a true understanding of the niche. The updates have good quality videos and good quality photos. The site is updated about twice weekly, with currently over 40 episodes. Additionally, navigation is easy. Men who love to be humiliated about their small dick size will very much appreciate this site.

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