Stacy Valentine Review

Intro promises

In the year of 1998 a superstar named Stacy Valentine was born. She was wonderful. A true beauty that helped pave the way for future superstars like Jenna Jameson and Tera Patrick. Now, just a few years later, she has ridden the all too common porn rollercoaster. First she retired, then she re-entered the industry, all of this while maintaining a super ego. Unless you're Ron Jeremy, time does take a toll. However, Stacy does leave us a website to help keep her name and income alive. Stacy promises her fans 1000's of pics, 'fan club' information, her autobiography, 'XXX' Stacy videos, a chat room, and 'porn star friend' pics. Can Stacy impress me the same way today as she did so long ago? After the gang-bang pop-up assault I just don't know.

First impression

I jumped into the members section and I'm greeted with a list of sections and features. Cool, now I know what's going on. The problem is that it really isn't much. The site is really weak. While being easy to navigate the content is very low. I also see a lot of shit for sale. An update section is also available. It quickly lets you know that the site has nothing new with Stacy Valentine.

Pricing

Our opinion

The mebers area begins with her picture gallery. It consists of maybe 15 sets. Very crappy especially when you have to battle through all kinds of pop-ups to get there.

After that limp business we go onto other sections. One includes the opportunity to join her fan club, another gives you a chance to browse her film history, and yet another section allows you to buy her films. The Stacy video section includes maybe two or so clips from about 11 films. I liked the fact that the video action was plentiful, but I really hated the fact that the videos required some off-name player I've never heard of. The clips were so-so. General glossy porn quick bits.

Stacy will throw you a bone in the bonus section. Here, she'll give you lots of pics - of other pornstars. Fuck it.....this site sucks.

The rest of the site is devoted to vids and cameras from the same fuckheads that brought you 'Naked Carwash' and all of that other shit.

What the hell is Stacy thinking? With her name, she could make a site that brings her both respect and money. She should really look to her fellow pornstars Asia Carrera, Gauge, and Alexus Winston for help. Wow, what a hunk of shit..

Conclusion

Don't buy this. Don't even buy it with your enemies money. The pop-ups alone made it difficult to review, just imagine what it would be like if you wanted to jack-off. By the way, this site is from the same bunch of geniuses that brought you the Kobe Tai website. Another piece of shit.

Screenshots from Stacy Valentine

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