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Teen Hitchhikers review

Summary: Teen Hitchhikers is a reality teen, hard-core site featuring numerous bonus sites. There are 72 girls that come with photo sets and videos but the bonuses are focused upon the most.

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Score 80.0 /100
About Our Ratings
Fred Lake, 2005-11-22

Reality, 18-23, Hardcore, Movies, Videos


Intro promises

We pick up hot teens in a van, take them home, and screw their brains out.

First impression

Upon entering the site, you find a page listing the women filmed to date (with one small thumbnail each) and listing the bonus sites. There are several such bonus sites including: Girls Hunting Girls, Limo Patrol, Nude Beach House, Euro Bride Tryouts, Hardcore Partying, Big Sausage Pizza, Two Chicks One Dick, Cheerleader Auditions, MILF Cruiser, Slut Seeker, and Latin Caliente. And then there is a bonus on top of the bonus, seven other archives (Hot Shots, Back Seat Fuck and Suck, She Likes It Big, Desperate Teens XXX, Her First Lesbian Experience, MILF Galleries XXX, and Her First Anal XXX) with zillions of photos.


3 day limited trial: $2.95
Monthly: $38.80
Annually: $95.76 ($7.98 per month)

At $38.80 per month this site is at the high end of what modern consumers will pay. It's worth it (especially given the bonus-bonus sites) but not cheap. One warning, do not pay for the "limited trial" as it includes less content than any one of the hundreds of free sample sites. Worse, when you cancel it offers you a $20 special deal, which turns out to be a month long subscription to the tiny little trial site. This is a ripoff and they should just remove it from the site for the good karma that wold result, or at least tell you before you pay just how limited it is (and it shouldn't be that limited!).

Our opinion

As of November 2005, there are 72 girls on the site. Each comes with photo sets (high quality, over 100 photos) and video. The photos are large (500x800 pixels) and high quality.

Videos are downloadable in mpg and wmv formats. Each girl has 40-60 minutes of video. The wmv includes a system of a "license to play the movie" called DRM which is only good as long as your membership so you can't download the movies and play them after your membership expires. The WMV videos seem to be in WMV8 which will not play on Macintosh OS9. The WMV videos run at 521 kbps. The MPG movies work on most platforms, don't have an expiring license, but come only in one-minute clips that can be annoying to follow. The MPG files have a resolution of 352x240 and take up about 7 MB per minute. The content is exclusive to the site.

While the scenes follow a general outline, there is variation between each woman's scene. Each starts guys driving around in the van, spotting a teenage girl, chatting her up, getting her into the vehicle, moving the conversation over to sex, and then getting her to strip, suck, and fuck. In most cases, there is some preliminary sex (sucking and partial stripping) in the back seat of the vehicle, then action moves to an apartment. The girl gets fucked in a wide variety of positions and then takes the cumshot in her open mouth. Most of the scenes are one-on-one, but sometimes its one girl on one girl. While this is enthusiastic hardcore fucking, the women are not degraded or mistreated. Everyone seems to genuinely be having a really great time.

Navigation is easy once you learn the trick to open files in a new window (since it is hard to get back to the main menu once you are in a gallery.) Select a girl, and it gives you a list of the video clips and the photo galleries. The site is somewhat "unfriendly to users" which is not the same as user unfriendly. You have to log in twice, when you leave you get a series of annoying pop-up ads for the site you are already a member of, and the "help" email address can take a while to reply to questions.

The women range from very cute to spectacularly pretty. The action includes stripping, fondling, sucking, pussy licking, and fucking. There are plenty of spread pussy shots and you will know as much about these women as their gynecologists do. There are no explicit creampie shots but there are a few shots that make you ask if some girl got some pre-cum. There is some anal in some series.

The photography is stunning, spectacular, explicit, and everything you'd want in good wanking photos.
You always have to suspend disbelief with these sites. Did they really cruise the streets asking strangers for sex and only show on the site the few times they scored, or did the women sign up earlier and then pretend to be picked up? If they're pretty, sexy, and have great bodies, do you really care?

The bonus sites in the mega-site include:
Limo Patrol, Euro Bride Tryouts, Hardcore Partying, Big Sausage Pizza, Two Chicks One Dick, Cheerleader Auditions, MILF Cruiser, Slut Seeker, and Latin Caliente, all of which are boy-girl sites.

Nude Beach House which has groups of girls frolicking naked at a mansion by the seashore.
Girls Hunting Girls which is girls convincing other girls to try some lesbo action.

And then the bonus-bonus sites:
Hot Shots, part of the Lightspeed teen group.
Back Seat Fuck and Suck, 127 girls who get banged in the back seat.
She Likes It Big, 108 girls who like big dicks.
Desperate Teens XXX, 99 girls who will do pretty much anything.
Her First Lesbian Experience, 79 pairs of girls willing to try something new.
MILF Galleries XXX, 139 women who just need to fuck.
Her First Anal XXX, 62 girls who take it up the tailpipe (and elsewhere).

Creampie fans will have to hunt through the bonus sites but there is a creampie or two over there along with plenty of anal.


If you are into teens and the reality niche, this is a very good site, and major bonus material for the overall megasite. The bonus sites are very good as well, none of them being off-topic junk of limited interest as is the case on some mega-sites. Comparing this to the site's competition, there are plenty of women and the bonus material is sure to be of interest.

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