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Ass Masterpiece Review

Summary: Ass Masterpiece, a relatively new site holds images with zip options and videos containing pure ass content. Weekly updates and one bonus site is offered as well.

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Score 75.0 /100
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CB, 2006-01-20

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Butts, Hardcore, Videos, Movies

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Intro promises

“Watch these bubble booty babes get naughty each and every week! If you are into ass, then this is the site you should definitely book-mark!”

- Updated with the hottest asses twice a week
- Access to bonus site House Wife 1 on 1

First impression

Naughty America presents to you a site that focuses on the ass. The preview is nicely laid out, with some good trailers that give you a hint of what the content is like inside - girls with big jiggly asses getting fucked in the ass. They also have a damn fine animated logo on these clips... I'm looking forward to a nicely designed site with a whole lot of booty.

Prices



*) Three day trial $1.95 recurring at monthly price
*) Seven day trial $4.95 recurring at monthly price
One month $24.95 recurring

*) Trials may be limited to only parts of the site's content.

Pay by credit card, online check, or phone.

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Our opinion

Logging in takes us to a clean, one page design (read: no menu bar) that features the most recent updates on the top part of the page, and links to past updates below. The page was pretty slow to load. Perhaps it's always like that, or maybe there's some server issues here. I guess we'll see how the rest of the site works.

You are offered both pictures and movies. The pics can be viewed as pages of thumbnails, or you can download ZIP files of entire picture sets. There are two sets of pictures for each model, and it appears that one of the sets is from an actual photo shoot, while the other is just screen captures from the model's movie. As you might suspect, the photo shoot pics look better than the screen caps. There is a nice slide show feature for viewing the pics, or you can browse through them at your leisure. However, when you're done looking there is no handy way to get back to the main page. You must use the “back” button on your browser. Image sizes vary, but the screen caps are mostly around 652x492, and the real photos are in the neighborhood of 800x550.
Not super big, but not so small that I'm annoyed. The thumbs and pics don't load that fast, but not so slow that it's an issue...yet.

Videos are served up in a variety of formats. At the time of this review, there were only 20 episodes available, as Ass Masterpiece is a relatively new site. You can download the whole movie as a WMV or MPG file, and there are also smaller clips available for faster downloads.

Fortunately, the weekly updates are happening as scheduled, so it's only a matter of time before the selection gets bigger.

Unfortunately, the WMV clips just don't cut it. Although on the site they are listed as 512 kbps clips, they actually clock in at 464 kbps, with a resolution of 480x360. Audio is 44.1 KHz with an incredibly mediocre bitrate of 64 kbps. Geez. File sizes are pretty manageable at 15 to 20 MB a piece on average, but they seem to download much too slowly for their size.

The MPGs, on the other hand, look and sound much better. Here we have 320x240 / 1120 kbps video with 44.1 Khz / 224kbps audio. These files are a bit bigger, in the 50 to 60 MB range most part. These seem slow to download too, but are well worth the extra waiting time.

The content itself is very appealing. These women are dirty talkers, and love to take it from behind. In fact, the guys in these scenes barely say anything at all, but the gals are screaming and shouting the whole way through. I guess I would do the same if I had a big cock in my ass. The here content does a very good job at appealing to a certain niche.

The bonus site, Housewife 1 on 1, has a few more episodes than Ass Masterpiece does. The content is very similar insofar as the same types of women are cast for these videos. However, the focus isn't the ass. These scenes have loosely scripted story-lines, such as a man coming home to his wife after being away for six months. They have amazing sex, with the “wife” constantly saying “I love you bay-bee”. The guys don't say much here at Housewife 1 on 1 either. Not even an "I love you too, honey."! There's also a scene where a married couple is having sex for the last time before the woman divorces the guy. Interesting. The situations are not that believable, but hey, you're not really here for the drama, are you? If you are, you will probably be disappointed. Bad acting aside, the bonus site is actually a worthwhile addition to the membership.

Conclusion

Ass Masterpiece does a great job of catering to ass enthusiasts. There seem to be a couple of speed issues with the site, such as pages being slow to load and pokey downloading times (perhaps a server issue?). Although there are only twenty episodes available (at the time of this review), the bonus content makes up for the slim pickings, and is close enough in type to Ass Masterpiece that it will probably appeal to you if you like what Ass Masterpiece has to offer. Ass Masterpiece is, after all, a newer site and it will take time to build up a catalogue. It's only a matter of time before those updates start to fill up the site!

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