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Summary: On Jerk Me Now, it's all about having a steady hand since that is what the girls are using to make the guys cum. The movie quality is okay, the model selection is varied and the girls put an effort into pleasuring their guy. Part of a larger network.

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Melissa, 2006-02-28

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Handjobs, Blowjob, Mega-sites, Movies, Videos

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Intro promises

The intro pages don’t have much in the line of promises to boost the expectations of the site. There are plenty of images of some sexual stroking girls that are willing to lend these guys a hand. I found more information on the page for sign up about what Jerk Me Now holds, including, hours of the best cock jerking movies, promising that you won’t find these girls anywhere else, high resolution images of hot teens jerking and sucking, weekly updates to the site with all new girls. They also boast about adding 15 bonus sites to spice up the membership fee for you.

First impression

My first impression of Jerk Me Now when I opened it up was, ok, this looks like a hundred of others that I’ve seen before, the layout was really similar in the advertisements, but I’m actually going to reserve my opinion until I’ve gone through pictures, videos and layout to see what makes this site different enough to really wow me with wetness.

Pricing

$ 0.00for (NON recurring)

Our opinion

Once the member’s area opens up this is a really nice looking site, not something from a generic template of sorts at all. They welcome you to Suck My Dick Now network, stating that they are the largest adult network around. They give you access to all of their exclusive sites. They are constantly adding new sites to their network with 10 new scenes added each day, one for each category. They are also very proud of their 24/7 customer support, which I am too, they even offer you a toll free number on the first member’s page for reaching them.

They let you know that their movies are much better downloaded, yes, they are streaming as well, but the quality just isn’t as high they say. After sitting back and taking a really good look at the member’s area of Jerk Me Now, I’m a bit confused. I had to go into one of the hand-job site updates to be brought to the clips, and then click the link for back to main page to find the rest of vids that are offered here. The main page is primarily about ALL of the sites available, not the site we are focusing on. They give you the ten updates that were made today in different categories and then all of the bonus content links. I don’t think navigation is going to get a high mark from me, I’ve already spent twice as long here as I normally would to find what I wanting to see.

But, alas, I’m brought to the model index and there are a ton of girls waiting here to jerk you off. To be exact there are 142 of them, lovely shots introducing them, and they all look like real girls that just get into taking matters into their own hands. I’ll give kudos to this site for definitely having a ton of content. I chose Justine, she looked like the girl next door type and her natural beauty won me over. Opening up her page I found some images of her that showed her perky tits and small budding nipples. There is a small write up about what you’ll find and then the ability to download the entire movie.

For 8:18 minutes I had the pleasure of watching Justine do her thing. There were no clips to this choice, just the full play time or nothing. The format is Mpeg, it was 52MB and the video size is 320x240, but I did notice some of the movies go to 200+MB. The enlargement to full screen really distorted things, even upping it to 200% made it blurry, but playing in the 100% worked out fine. There was no choppiness or anything to interfere with the good quality of the movie, and just so you know, Justine does have some handy talent to her fingers. The movies actually seem to be scenes taken from licensed mainstream porn DVDs.

Jerk Me Now seem to focus more on the movies than anything else, you have to scroll down the first page to find a link for images, saying this is where you’ll find quality pictures with the highest resolution. Shall we see what they have? There are just three areas to venture into for images, so if you are more into pictures than movies, I wanted to let you know that. The thumbs are really small, 100x67 pixels, but against the white backdrop and a lot of them being close-up images they are easily seen. The enlargements are gorgeous, these really are high quality. The pictures could be bigger - you don’t get a full screen blow up of them, but they do open up to the size of 800x532, but you will definitely appreciate the quality of these. There are approximately 90+ images in each of the three folders offered. 3 galleries can hardly be called an extensive collection.

There is an area called “DVD Archive” that was a lot of fun to go into as well. The movies offered here are in clips and they are crystal clear to watch. Movies here are offered in low-band (178kb/sec), mid-band (342kb/sec), and broadband (591kb/sec). I checked out the low-band option, since there are still a lot of people out there using dial-up service they will know what to expect. As expected the quality wasn’t as good as it is in the higher choices. The movie that I chose to watch had the stats of, 15:27 run time, which I thought was really good for a clip of the full movie. It was 100kbps, and a video size of, 240x180. There are a lot of movies here for the viewing, so combined with the bonus content as well... damn, you are going to be busy. I did notice in this section that the last time they had updated this area was back on 12/12/05... months have passed with no updates here?? They claim to update once a week. They do boast about how in the DVD archive of Jerk Me Now you are going to receive 10,511 min. of movies, or 705 scenes.

Conclusion

Well, what can I say about Jerk Me Now? I didn’t care for the navigation functions of this site, and I do realize they are more about the movies, but the small amount of screen caps that they offered could have been added to, I don’t know about everyone else, but I enjoy a larger catalog of images to go with the films. Do they hold a lot of content? Absolutely! Not just what’s on this site alone, but also in all of the bonus goodies that will make this maybe your one and only purchase for a while. A lot of different niches are covered, so you won’t grow bored. Granted they didn’t offer a lot of intro promises, so nothing was really broken there, but I wish the could have focused a bit more on this site and not so much on ALL the sites which made it a bit confusing. For the amount of goods that you do get from this site, including bonuses, membership is well worth it.

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