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Squirt Coach review

Summary: Squirt Coach is a solid reality porn site where gorgeous European girls get stripped, fingered and fucked by the talented Mr. Markus. Not only do these girls squirt and cum, but they get a fair share of Markus' cum squirted back onto them. Streaming movies look fantastic and photographs are high-res. There are no download options for movies or zip files for galleries. Updates are weekly.

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About Our Ratings
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Jerry Fritz, 2009-12-04

Squirting, Reality, Hardcore, Mega-Sites, Movies, Videos

adult toys, cumshots, European girls, female ejaculation, German spoken, squirting

Intro promises

-100% German Hardcore
-HD Movies
-High quality pictures
-Weekly updates
-7 All-access bonus sites

First impression

Squirt Coach looks like a light-hearted yet intense approach to the female ejaculation and squirting niches. Watery backgrounds have rubber duckies floating about and Markus, the coach, is red-faced and upset with the splash of female cum falling on his bald head. Scrolling down we see it isn't all laughs and giggles, though -- gorgeous European girls are stripped, fingered, fucked, cummed on then made to squirt their own juices as they're forced to the maximum levels of pleasure. I was pretty excited to get inside and check out the content and see how the site measures up to the HD and High-res content promises it makes.

Our opinion

When I logged into Squirt Coach I was greeted with a members area that's as easy on the eyes as it is easy to navigate. The main menu is clearly labeled and right there on the home page is a list of recent updates, all of them numbered. There were a total of 29 scenes at the time of my visit. These weren't dated so I couldn't confirm weekly updates, but looking over their content numbers it appears that they are adding material as regularly as promised. So far so good, now it's time to see these beautiful European girls in action.

I fired up the most recent update, Episode 029: Greta. She's a natural busty blonde with a slim, fit figure. Her legs are smooth, her thighs shapely and her features are as glamorous as we've come to expect for Euro babes. Markus gets her into a pink babydoll and has her lay back, spreading those thighs wide open to show us her shaved pussy. He rubs and fingers her until her clit is swollen and her breathing is heavy with moans. He gives her a good hardcore fucking, too. Squeezing her plump tits, pounding her pussy raw in various positions. He takes a break to spread her thighs and finger her clit again, stimulating the first ejaculation. He bends her ass over and pounds her pussy some more after that, fingering her asshole as he lays into her with his stiff prick. She squirts again and soon after he joins her, shooting his creamy load all over her soaked, swollen pussy.

Some scenes appear to have funny dialogue to kick them off, but all of it is in German. Unfortunately I don't speak it so I didn't get any of the jokes. Regardless, the hardcore action is a universal language and I had a blast with it.

All of the scenes can be viewed in a Flash video player that loads just about instantly and lets you skip ahead or jump back to watch part of a scene over again. You can choose between the Low or High settings, which offer 700kbps and 1.5Mbps respectively. The High setting videos look fantastic, and even look great when stretched to full screen. Most movies ran in the 30 minute range. Unfortunately none of the movies can be downloaded, this is a streaming-only website.

The site promised HD movies, and the ones we get via the Flash player are not. Their resolutions are smaller than 1280x720 pixels, which is the smallest HD format. Still, they look sharp and the production quality is fantastic.

The photo galleries that come with each of the episodes so far contain around 100 images each. These can be viewed in 900x600 and 1500x1000 pixel settings. Both are high-res and look fantastic. You can browse through them online, watch them in a hands-free sideshow or download them by right clicking and saving them to your hard drive. There are no zip files provided, though.

At an optional cost, members will also get access to 7 bonus sites with a membership, just like the tour page promised. They all have the same setup for their media options and star gorgeous European Girls as well. They include the sites Hunting For Pussy, Banged In Public, Sex For Breakfast, Share My Backseat, Date Site Liars, My First Butt Sex and Tittylicious.


Squirt Coach offers up some quality squirting porn and hardcore sex. The babes are beautiful and the content looks fantastic. Still, the missing download options for movies and galleries is disappointing. If you get the membership with 7 bonus sites included it's easy to overlook it though. This site is worth joining in the end.


PricePeriodRebillsAdditional Info
EUR 14.95 1 month / 30 daysRebills after every period
EUR 39.95 2 months / 60 daysRebills after every period
EUR 49.95 3 months / 90 daysNON recurring
EUR 24.95 1 month / 30 daysRebills after every periodOptional network pass; includes this site and 7 others.

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Name Date Score
Porn Reviews 2010-05-06 68/100
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Adult Site Surfer 2009-12-12 77/100
Total average: 72.5/100      Our score: 8.0/10

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