La Cochonne Review

Score 80 /100
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About Our Ratings

Intro promises

Exclusive French hardcore
11 sites included in membership
HD, streams, downloads, updates
Many MMF threesomes and some rough sex

First impression

'Monsieur Ambassador, you are spoiling us…' That was a phrase from an old TV advert, and it's what came to mind when I saw La Cochonne, a French hardcore site from European porn masters, Lets Doe It. In this case, the ambassadors are the horny French babes who bridge the gap between us who need to see some amazing hardcore, and the huge network we're about to enter. They do their job brilliantly in 77 movies so far which are HD, hardcore, well-made and hot to view. Membership comes with access to 11 others with hot babes from all over Europe.

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Our opinion

Intro
La Cochonne translates into a not so nice word (slut), and although these girls do get down to some very slutty action, I expect they are very nice, sensible ladies really. Well, okay… When they are sitting on butt plugs and screaming for cock, being drilled by up to three guys at once and gaging for a mouthful of cum, maybe they are not so demure. That's the kind of heavy hardcore you can expect to find in this site; MMF threesomes (quite a few), some BDSM, some fetish play with rough sex and plenty of noise, anal, hardcore that's pretty hard and frantic, BJs, they all feature in the 76 movies and galleries.

Your membership also includes access to 11 other hot sites, some updating, some not, in a well-known and award-winning network. Lets Doe It has a lot on offer, and it's currently down in price, so now's a good time to grab a membership.

Content
Updates are slow with only 77 movies are right there waiting for you when you sign in. Just scroll down to see what's been added and click on a large sample shot to open a viewing page. The titles help you decide what to see first, 'Curvy French babe Lexie Candy gets DP in wild interracial MMF threesome' is one example of the long but helpful titles. The viewing pages give you everything you need, the downloads, streams, runtimes (around 35 minutes each), and other info, plus comments, interaction and the images.

Movies are shown in HD with 1,920 x 1,080, 720p, 480p and one small file for mobiles at 240p. These are all Mp4, and you can download as many movies as you want to take. Streams are shown in HD, and at a standard resolution, the quality is perfect, the sound is good (except there were no subtitles on the talkie parts) and you are looking at high-class hardcore.

There are also 76 galleries and these hold an average of 150 + pics per set at good sizes, 720 x 1,080 for example, and you're able to take them one at a time, run slideshows or take full sets in zip files. Again, the quality is good, and there are some nicely collectable solo and action shots.

Navigation
One thing I did have to watch out for was navigation. I started with the La Cochonne videos, but if I tampered with the Videos link in the menu, I slipped off into the network collection and got the full set of over 1,645. There is a Sites filter there (and a Network tab in the menu), and you're able to organise the sample shots to vids in various ways. Another handy navigation tool is the Category page which breaks the network up into 63 different headings. Milfs/Mature, Latina, Massage, Italian Porn, Russian, Spanish, Fisting, Anal… Take your pick.

The model index is another handy browse tool as you can see the girls lined up and then select who you want to see more of and click through to her videos. There are stats and details here, and you can subscribe to get updates when your top girl makes another appearance. You can also opt to search for guys in the same way. I had no navigation issues and no technical problems.

Extras
When it comes to bonuses, La Cochonne gives you what all Lets Doe It sites give you, access to 11 in the award-winning network. They are all in HD and exclusive (there may be one or two that aren't marked 'exclusive') and all yours to stream or download. Together they add up to 1,645 movies and galleries right now, but the network updates most days so that number will have risen.

With the price for the month currently down to $19.95 (a saving of $10.00) now's a good time to join the slutty babes at La Cochonne.

Conclusion

Sexually depraved French girls are the stars at La Cochonne, a relatively new site from Lets Doe It that takes rough sex, threesomes, DP and anal as just some of its hardcore themes. The girls are hot, the guys are hard, and the two mix wonderfully in exclusive hardcore videos that are HD and come with streams, downloads and mobile files. Membership includes access to 11 Lets Doe It sites for ball-busting bonuses. Memberships are on offer at the moment and come with lower cost longer-term deals too. Go ahead, Monsieur, spoil yourself.

Competitors

The trouble with La Cochonne, for me, is trying to find something to compare it to. It's European, but it's also French and very hardcore. Staying with the French theme, I checked out what else from that country is available right now.

Porno Academie is a site you might have heard of, but you don't need to sign-up for it; it's included with your La Cochonne membership.

How 2 Fuck, on the other hand, is not and here you get educational, hardcore fun movies with a hung and handsome Frenchman and his amateur models. It's hard and fast all the way, small with only 15 movies, but they run for nearly one hour at times. It's also HD and well put together in an amateur way. The main man tells you how to treat your ladies, but I reckon that's just an excuse for him to get laid a lot. It's fun and all exclusive, at a reasonable price.

Dorcel Club is the home of movies from famous French pornographer Marc Dorcel. If you want varied French porn then he has over 1,800 movies for you and the monthly memberships is the same as La Cochonne (when not on offer) at $29.99, which is very reasonable.

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