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Bikini Hookups review

Summary: Bikini Hookups is a hard-core, amateur reality site. They hold images and movies that are exclusive along with 3 bonus sites with membership.

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About Our Ratings
Mads, 2004-02-14

Reality, Amateur, Videos, Hardcore, Movies


Intro promises

- Real ‘hookups’ at the beach
- Exclusive content and models
- Get premium access with your membership to 3 other top quality sites:, and

First impression

Sun, sand and saucy chicks… if this doesn’t work for you I honestly don’t know what will. This seems to be a user-friendly site in all respects… the design is simple and inviting, and so are the girls obviously. They’re lined up with sample previews which makes an initial evaluation easily possible.


7 day trial - $4.95
One month – $29.95
3 months – $69.95

Payment by credit card, online check, phone or mail

Our opinion

Essentially these guys got it figured out I would say. Why not go to the local beach and ask the chicks to hang out and while you’re at it you might as well hump them in front of a video camera when you get them back home.

As such the core tagline of the site is very basic as you might agree, but it seems to work out for these guys. I won’t get into a discussion of whether it is likely that an older semi-bald long-haired guy (who actually is the photographer as well) actually makes these hook-ups happen. Some weird ‘Cupid’ to choose if you ask me… and honestly it seems to me that it’s more likely that these guys scored without his assistance (at least in ‘real life’). Anyway, he apparently manages to hook various guys up with local girls at the beach… or at least that is the basic approach.

Bikini Hookups has a neat interface which makes it easy to browse forth and back between the bikini- girls. The models are quite attractive even though the model standard varies from hot to not (so hot), nevertheless one thing which supports the naïve plotline (cause it seems naïve when you see some of the hook-ups) is the fact that the girls have the ‘girl next door’- look.

The action is explicit and hardcore one on one girl- boy scenes only featuring teen girls and upwards to girls in their twenties. They certainly do not seem shy in front of the camera and it’s always nice to see new faces doing well in the waste-basket industry of porn.

The movies are neatly arranged in three basic clips (albeit a bit mechanically categorized, but what are you to do…) Firstly hook- up scenes (picking up the girls), secondly oral scenes and last but not least… well, guess once! …which makes it easy to locate the stuff you particularly like if you’re in a hurry ;-) The movies can be watched by streaming or they can be downloaded (right click, save as). The download is beautifully fast (about 110KB/sec for a HQ clip at a 1000 MB connection) and the quality of the movies is above average though the resolution of the HQ movies is a bit to ‘rough’ in full-screen mode to give it a top- notch technical score. Otherwise everything works excellently!

Altogether, ‘Bikini Hookups’ offers a great concept and some nice quality action, however I would recommend that the actors ‘acted’ as little as possible and just tried to have a normal conversation… especially ‘Cupid’ (cf. above).


Bikini Hookups has some quality movies, which means that a movie (3 clips) is approximately 220MB size which gives you a good 45 minutes of decent adult entertainment. In spite of an intriguing concept Bikini Hookups doesn’t offer the ultimate ‘realistic’ experience (due to predictability and lame conversation) which would have earned the site a place among the stars, but at least it makes a shot for it and instead there’s something to strive for.

However, still ‘Bikini Hookups’ is a great site with sun, beaches and hardcore exclusive porn. Besides it has little technical flaws which make a visit here highly recommendable, and keep in mind you can try a week for highly favourable prize (see below).


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