Bloopers have always been a popular bonus on many Hollywood movie DVDs and TV show specials. Now a number of porn sites have started to display their outtakes as well. I had a great time watching these sometimes hilarious clips and pictures, and have gathered a few links to many of them.

Perfect Gonzo bloopers

Perfect Gonzo operates sites such as Give Me Pink, All Internal and Ass Traffic which all feature European babes in high def videos.

They have collected a number of bloopers from their productions and offer them for free here:


Link to the bloopers collection, if the player above doesn't work.

Bang Bros behind the scenes

Bang Bros has en entire archive of 60+ outtakes available in their members area with everything from guys suffering from premature ejaculation to a girl accidentally getting fucked in the butt instead of her pussy and a special episode of BangBus Cribs...



Joining the Bang Bros network any of its sites such as Ass Parade, MILF lessons or Ball Honeys gets you access to their network including the Behind the scenes clips.

Upcoming blooper galleries

During the next weeks I will post a couple of galleries with bloopers collected from Abby Winters and 1By-day. Here's a couple of small teasers.

Abby Winters


1By-day

Hey, porn fans. I hope you're all having a great week! Have you been naughty or nice? Whichever you've been, I hope Santa will give you a lot of "ho ho ho" in your Christmas stocking!

Here's another porn site interview, featuring the webmaster from Busty2.com.

Question: What sites do you operate?
Answer: Busty2, TranssexualPalace, OpenYourLegs, FantasyAmateur, Oriental-Delights, and Latin-Goddess.

Question: Just how did you stumble upon the adult genre?
Answer: I have been a Glamour / Nude Photographer for almost 30 years now. The advent of the internet gave me a wider audience to show my work to.

Question: Why did you start an adult site?
Answer: It enabled me to reach a vast audience with my work and, of course, to make a little money!!

Question: What are your views regarding the niches you cover?
Answer: Busty2 is an all natural boobs site with a huge membership base. It started when the famous Busty-Amateurs site closed in August of 2000. (I used to be their main photographer / videographer). Boobs have always been extremely popular and working on sites like Busty-Amateurs made me realize just how popular. Busty2 is a site full of all natural girl next door models that are not in heavy make-up (which I personal hate). They're in natural surroundings. Since the BA days, we have added more videos and hard-core videos to improve the appeal of B2. Our other sites have come about to fill voids in our Affiliate program Busty-Bucks. Many affiliates had traffic which was suited to more than just the boob niche and was going to waste, so Transsexual Palace, Open Your Legs, etc. have been built to satisfy our affiliates' requests. Busty2 and most of our other sites have 100% exclusive content, which we shoot ourselves.

Question: The competition in this business has become tighter nowadays. What makes your sites different from your competition?
Answer: Six webmasters and I run all operations on our sites. We update, design, submit, and shoot our own exclusive content, including hard-core videos. We care about our members and affiliates and listen to their ideas and requests. We reply individually to each and every e-mail sent to us, even during holidays and weekends.

Question: You mention that you shoot your own content. Just how often do you shoot photo shoots?
Answer: I personally shoot 20 - 30 new models each month. Sometimes it's difficult to find that many new models who also have natural breasts, but lately we have been shooting more average size models for the FantasyAmateur and OpenYourLegs sites.

Question: With several sites to handle, have you worked with different photographers?
Answer: Yes, quite a few, in the both the USA and Europe; however, I prefer to shoot my own images and video as much as possible, with the exception of our Transsexual Palace site, where most of the images are shot for us exclusively.

Question: What about the themes? How do you choose them?
Answer: Many ideas come from our members' e-mails requesting certain themes and settings. For example, when I shot Aria Giovanni with her breasts being squeezed in a vice or by a human hand, it was a member's request. Those sets are amazingly popular.

Question: Who comes up with the stories or the story lines?
Answer: The ideas for our work are collaboration between our webmasters, members, affiliates, and me.

Question: As for the models featured at your sites, how do you choose them?
Answer: I mainly choose the models, and we have a lot of model finders who send us new faces almost daily.

Question: Anyone in this industry would agree that the life of their site depends entirely on the members. What is the best thing about your members?
Answer: Loyalty. We have many members who joined almost 6 years ago and are still with us today.

Question: Is there anything that you dislike about your members?
Answer: Not much. Sometimes they can be a little impatient, but that is understandable if they want to see more videos or pictures of their favorite model.

Question: Any future plans that you want to share with us?
Answer: We continue to look for innovative ways to improve the sites and to add more value for our members. We take polls and listen to suggestions put forward by members as to what they want to see. If at all possible, we will implement those ideas on the sites.

Hey, guys and gals! Here's another porn site webmaster interview from the webmaster of Adult Players' Club.

Question: Could you share with us how did you come into the adult genre?
Answer: I had this friend years ago named Chris who was/is an avid porn surfer. He would be on his computer day and night looking only at porn. I saw him buying memberships to sites like crazy, so I figured if there are more people like Chris in the world then I can be a rich man pretty easily.

Question: What made you decide to start an adult site?
Answer: I guess it was more curiosity than money at first. I wanted to see what the industry was about. Once I learned the industry, I was set on taking advantage of the tons and tons of money to be made in it.

Question: We did a review on MILF Challenge. Do you operate any other sites?
Answer: I operate many sites in many different niches. I am constantly working on new sites too. Here are some: AllAccessReality, AssMunchers, CreampieSurprise, FantasyHandjobs, FemalePOV, GangBangDivas, HoodHunter, MyGayRoomates, PussyAssMouth, ShockingParties, TGirlAdventures, TGirlHandjobs, TGirlIsland, ThroatJobs, TGirlsOnGirls and more. I have quite a few new sites coming out very soon.

Question: That's quite a number! So, what are your insights regarding the niches you cover?
Answer: I love almost all of them. I have very diverse tastes, though few would admit a curiosity of a site like TGirls On Girls. I'm completely straight, but every man has curiosity.

Question: The competition in online porn industry is getting tighter everyday. Just what makes your sites different from your competition?
Answer: Our sites are 100% unique. We don't buy content from 100 (or even one) producer that has sold the same content to a thousand other webmasters. Our content has never been seen before, and it will only be seen on our sites. Not to mention the fact that the Member's Areas are completely packed with content.

Question: How often do you shoot photo shoots?
Answer: A lot. Probably about 5 times a week.

Question: Have you worked with different photographers?
Answer: Yes. I enjoy networking with others in the same line of work.

Question: What about the themes? How do you come up with the story lines?
Answer: I come up with the stories. It just seems natural really. Like telling a story - what's going to happen next and all. Generally they just come to me. I'll be getting my mail and I'll see a couple fighting and an idea will pop in my head. That sort of stuff.

Question: Another notable feature of your site is the models. How do you choose them?
Answer: Some from emails I get from people who visit the sites, others from model sites. It's mostly word-of-mouth though.

Question: With a number sites under your name, I'm sure you encounter different members. What are the best things about your members?
Answer: Most of them are honest, cool people that don't fuck around with you.

Question: Is there anything you dislike about them?
Answer: I don't like the members that contact me for personal info (address, phone number, etc.). That's just not right.

Question: Any future plans that you want to share with us?
Answer: Too much. I have so many exciting things planned. I'm just taking it slow, doing everything right.

Hey-ho, porn fans!  I thought I'd tell you how I go about doing porn reviews for AdultReviews.net.  When I receive an assignment, I briefly look at the tour page, and then I head inside.  I know some reviewers may study the tour at first, but I like to save it for last.  That way, after I've been inside the members' area, I can say for sure whether the tour promises were upheld or not. 

I quickly check out how easy the navigation is.  I think anyone who has read more than a couple of my reviews knows I love simple navigation - lol!  I always mention it in my first or second sentence.  I don't think anyone should have to spend much time figuring out how to view all the content within the paysite.

Next I check out the quality of the content.  Notice I said quality of the content. We're all turned on by different things, so a reviewer might be evaluating a porn site that may not be something that turns him or her on. However, as a porn reviewer, you need to overlook such things. It's all subjective anyway, but what is not subjective is the quality. Are the pictures clear and crisp? Does the porn site offer a slide show option or zip download for all its photos? What about the videos? Do they buffer or download quickly? Are they offered in more than one format? This is important because some people are still on dialup, while others have new fangled computers with super duper fast connection speeds. Is the screen a nice viewing size, without compromising the clearness of the video? Or is the movie only clear when it plays in a tiny screen?

I also check to see if the niche inside is what's promised on the tour. For example, if the paysite claims it's a blowjob site, yet most of the content is handjobs, then that's not going to get a good rating from me. The handjob content could be great quality, but the tour is doing false advertising if it doesn't accurately reflect what's inside.

So, as you can see, a porn reviewer's personal taste doesn't come into play. We evaluate based upon tour promises, content quality, and ease of use. We pass what we find on to you, dear porn fan, so you can make a more informed choice when it comes to your porn site purchases. Yep, it's a dirty job, but somebody's gotta do it!

Pictures.  Let's face it, porn revolves around pictures.  That's why it's so important for a paysite to have good quality pictures, or it'll fail.  The photos should be crisp and clear, not blurry.  Sure, there may be a couple photos here and there that may not be up to snuff, but at least 98% of the photos in every gallery should be crystal clear. 

In order to thoroughly enjoy these photos, I also think porn sites should have a slide show option.  Porn surfing is often a one handed activity, but the slide show option would further enhance most paysite members' enjoyment.  Who wants to have to stop and click to the next picture with lubricant-sticky fingers?  Ideally, a paysite should have a slide show option where a porn fan can choose the timing of the slides.  I understand some porn sites are new and may not be able to afford a web programmer to set up a slide show.  If that's the case, then I hope they make it easier for the paysite members by having a "previous" and "next" link to the rest of the pictures in the gallery.  I've seen some porn sites without that option; this is definitely not user friendly for a porn fan. 

The zip download option is another key feature for a pictures.  Many members want to enjoy the photos well after their membership has expired.  The ease of downloading all photos at once in a zip file cannot be stressed enough.  If paysite members love a particular photo set and/or model, they don't want to have to spend time saving most, if not all, the photos in a gallery.  They will remember the user friendly paysites with the zip download option and will more than likely continue their membership or rejoin in the future.

A lot of paysites offer various pixel sizes for each photo.  I like that option, although the paysite needs to ensure that all sizes have crystal clear quality.  On the other hand, I'm not sure how user friendly 2000 or 3000 pixel sized pictures are.  I don't particularly care to see my whole computer screen filled up with one eyebrow - lol!  But I suppose if a porn user has a fetish for gyno, asshole, or nipple shots, these bigger pixel sizes would be quite welcome.  Whopper pixel sizing fills up their whole computer screen with their fetish!

Speaking of size, I think thumbnails should be bigger on a lot of paysites.  Many of them are so tiny you can't see what the model looks like.  If a paysite only has room for tiny thumbnails, then they should just show a face shot.  Many porn users like a pretty face almost as much as they do a hot body.  There's no sense in putting a full - or mostly full - body shot on a thumbnail the size of a postage stamp or smaller.   How can you see what the model looks like?  I don't know why these porn site don't just make more pages of thumbnails, instead of trying to squeeze a bunch of these eensy weensy pictures on a gallery page.  What's the reasoning behind very small thumbnails?  Is it to make a gallery page look like it's full of a whole bunch of content?  Well, 50 thumbnails are 50 thumbnails, no matter how many pages you span them across.  I think it mostly frustrates porn fans, because we waste our time clicking on models we may have no interest in. 

Continuing our interview series, here's Annie of Girls Out West.

Question: First off, what do you do at Girls Out West and what other sites do you operate?
Answer: I'm Annie, the web master, photographer, video maker at Girls Out West. This is the only site I run.

Question: In a nutshell, how would you describe Girls Out West?
Answer: Girls Out West is non-conformist, always daring, always surpising and never boring. You will see girls in all their diversity. They will make you laugh; they will make you hard. You'll want to keep coming back for more. They celebrate schlock, trash, maverick film-making, and primal urges.

Question: How did you come into the adult genre?
Answer: For the last 10 years I have been working for men's magazines, both in Australia and the US. I studied sexual fetishes at university and have always been interested in human sexuality in all its manifestations. So publishing my work on the internet was a great opportunity to show the world my rude photos and video. I love anything that's taboo and dark.

Question: What made you decide to start an adult site?
Answer: I love exploring the darker hidden side of people's sexuality. I'm excited by the fact that people are getting off on my perverse images. I was really frustrated and bored because I didn't have anywhere to show my work. I'm a very independent entrepreneur with a punk attitude toward the establishment and mainstream, so I want to show you all that porn doesn't have to be the same old bullshit. Even before I had the site, I was shooting video of orgies, masturbation and fetish stuff.

Question: What are your insights regarding the niches that you cover?
Answer: I love amateur girls because they are natural, healthy, fun and often do shoots because they want to put their sexuality into the world (not just for the money). They get off knowing that guys all over the world are getting off! I think surfers can get very jaded by mainstream porn with false girls and want to see girls that are available,
accessible, and hot. Chicks that you could pick up if you met them in pub.

Question: The competition in the adult genre is growing steeper by the day. Just what makes Girls Out West different from your competition?
Answer: Girls Out West is very intimate. �I get to know the girls, what they like, what turns them on, their darker sexual side, so this makes it easy for me to portray the "real" girl because I feel like I know her. I often become good friends with the models. Many live near me and are always popping in. I re-shoot many of the favourites and document their sex lives as they experience new things. The videos are very personal as the girls expose all aspects of their lives - from the orgy that they had the night before, or their first anal experience. Many models interact by "blogging" on the forums with the members. And the members "picture blogging" is hilarious and entertaining. The girls enjoy the positive affirmation and the fact that they are turning guys on turns them on. Models post very confessional threads about their bisexuality, motherhood, anal, boyfriends, relationships etc - so the members get to know the "real" girl behind the pictures and video.

Question: In this industry, members are generally considered as the "lifeblood." What is the best thing about your members?
Answer: I love the interaction with the members. I love their photos and stories. I am curious to know as much about them as possible. I encourage feedback, comments, and suggestions about what they want to see on the site. Often these suggestions can be implemented immediately. My vision is from a woman's perspective (that's why I can capture the girls so well), and I need to know from the members what they like and want to see more of.

I enjoy getting private emails, private messages, and seeing shots of the members' hard cocks that they post on the forums. I feel that I have made so many new friends on my site, and I genuinely care about the models and the members. This site is the best thing I've ever done. It is everything to me - more important than my own sex life really - and that is sad.....hahaha!
The members love participating in the competitions, beauty pageants, and orgasm tallies that are run on the forums.

Question: What about dislikes? Is there anything that you do not like about your members?
Answer: I wish more members would communicate with me - either via the forums or by email. I want to know everything about their sex life, what gets them off. They should definitely flirt more with me and encourage me to show more of myself on girlsoutwest.

Question: Why don't we shift the gears a bit and talked about what goes on behind the scene. For starters, how do you choose the themes?
Answer: I collaborate with the models very closely. We hang out together, and I get to know her intimate secrets very quickly. I find out what her interests are, what turns her on, what makes her wet and then organize the shoots around that. I do a lot of outdoor shoots in industrial locations, country themes, and suburban houses. More and more, I invite the girls into my own bedroom, where it's very conducive to masturbating and having sex. If the model is comfortable in the environment/location, then she'll be more relaxed and willing to go just that bit further and show more of herself. I also shoot the girls in their own homes as well - so you can see her life unfold before your very eyes.

Question: What about the story lines? Who comes up with them?
Answer: I encourage the girls to express their true selves so we come up with ideas together. Girls Out West is very much a collaboration with the models and myself. The girls have all the control; I am merely the mechanism to make it all happen. That's why the girls love this site so much and want to keep coming back - because they set the scene, wear their own clothes, perform acts that get them off, and bring their girlfriends along for a bi-sexual experience which is devoid of a male gaze. Because I am a one woman show, all the content is devoid of a male gaze. You get to see chicks being themselves - having fun, mucking around and getting as rude as they want!! That's why you'll see lots of genuine orgasms on Girls Out West.

Question: Content update is a very important feature in a site. Just how often do you shoot photo shoots?
Answer: I shoot numerous shoots per week - from 3 to 7 shoots a week. And these can be solo girls, then the girls bring their friends along for girl/girl. Sometimes if the girls have a new boyfriend, they will fuck their boyfriend on camera.

Question: During those shoots, have you worked with different photographers?
Answer: Primarily I am a photographer (university educated with a degree in Media Arts, Photography, Film Making and Journalism) so I have worked with assistants, but rarely other photographers. It's a very solitary profession, you know. It's about you and the camera - and the camera giving you license to go anywhere, do anything! That's what I like.

Question: I'm sure your members are most curious about the models. How do you choose them for the site?
Answer: I advertise and interview all the girls myself so I get to know them very quickly. I choose girls who are attractive, likeable, sexy, exhibitionistic (or shy - they're the ones who will shock you the most), and girls who are confident in their skin. I like a girl who is sexy and smart, can tell a good story about what happened at the pub last night, and can have a real orgasm on camera.

Question: Any future plans that you care to share with us?
Answer: I would like to feature webcams, live web shows, sell DVDs, introduce cool functions, both back-end stuff and front of house stuff. The movies are maverick in style and inspired by film-makers like Jim Jarmusch, Russ Myer, John Waters and David Lynch. They can be darkly humorous, shlock, trash, vaudeville - but always entertaining. I love to shock, but I'm finding it harder to shock myself these days. The movies will make you smile and hard at the same time!

 Visit Girls Out West here.

Read the review of Girls Out West on Adult Reviews.net here.

Do you ever wonder what it's like being a porn webmaster? Well, wonder no more. We've interviewed some adult webmasters, and here is our first in a series of interviews: Amateur Canada Webmaster interview.

Question: First off I wanted to ask how did you come into the adult genre?
Answer: We are the dinosaurs of the adult internet genre. We started years ago in Canada running BBS's (bulletin board systems) which was how communities and the internet (so to speak) was many moons ago. We had a bunch of amateur photos from the regular big companies that we put online at our site and people would call in with their modems to view our stuff and commentary. That was long, long, long ago.

Question: What made you decide to launch an adult site?
Answer:  With the internet coming out we saw massive potential to offer our own adult twist to things. This did not happen at first, as the new technology had to take time to get used to, and we did not start shooting our content until years back ourselves. But it all came natural.  It was meant to be.

Question: What sites do you currently operate?
Answer: We run several sites.  Our first one, Amateur Canada , is our premiere website featuring amateur Canadian women from coast to coast. Our second site is Nightclubgirls. This site is about the after parties and fun that is involved after we go out and have fun dancing etc. It's a great concept reality site that people seem to love--and yes, the majority of models are all Canadian as well. We also have Just Coeds, which is offered free to all members of Amateur Canada, as of now. It's a fully hardcore website showing off amateur coeds to milfs and more! Our newest sites are Cameltoe Canada, and Handjob Canada.

Question: You've been in the business for a long time now and I'm sure you've encountered a wide range of niches. Now, what are your insights about the niches that you cover?
Answer: It's great! We pride ourselves on working with new comers and couples who just love to try and explore their sexuality on camera. It's not easy sometimes but the videos and photos themselves prove that the women enjoy working with us, and that goes both ways.

Question: The competition on the adult entertainment industry had become much tighter nowadays.   What makes your sites different from those thousands in the market?
Answer: Most of the amateur websites I see out there power back models and just want new faces on their sites. I am sure it does them well but we take on a different approach. You will see on our site that models come back after years of not working with us and do more, as they just love it! Our site has many videos of our models and photosets because we want our members to really enjoy and see the amateur models having fun!

Question: Any webmaster would agree that the lifeblood of the website is the members. What is the best thing about your members?
Answer: Members on an adult site are typically quiet. I do get a lot of emails saying keep it up and requests, which I love. We fulfill many requests, as the ladies jump with excitement when we call them.  They love the attention!

Question: Let's shift the gears a bit and talk about what goes on behind the scenes. How do you choose the themes?
Answer: One of two ways! Firstly we allow the models to do whatever they want! What better way than to explore exactly what the lady has in her head (fantasy) and do what she envisioned. Lastly we will just be influenced by her natural beauty and the surroundings. We just make things up that would suit her.

Question: What the about stories?  Who comes up with them and how?
Answer: We don't really have a story line when it comes to the amateur site. Models pick what they would like, or we do, and we just go with it--nothing is as planned.

Question: Content updates are really important when it comes to adult sites. How often do you do photo shoots?
Answer: This is an easy answer.  We shoot every time we have a spare amount of time to do so! A lot of models send in their content as well, but we shoot once a week or so, and sometimes much more, as we run several sites.

Question: During these photo shoots, have you worked with different photographers?
Answer: Of course! We love to work with new photographers in the business as they still maintain that amateur feel and, to be blunt, aren't experienced enough, so it works well with the models and members who just have fun and be natural. I do not like the porn machines that are out there.

Question: Now lets move on to the part that your members are waiting for--the models. How do you choose the models for your sites?
Answer: We shoot almost everyone! I can't rely on my own tastes. I see a woman and all her beauty and just know it's a fit. The only prerequisite is to smile, don't be fake and to have fun!

Question: What about dislikes?  Is there anything in particular that you do not like about your members?
Answer: We have so many ideas and things we want to do. We need more members of course to fuel the creativity we have and find more amazing beautiful Canadian amateur women!

Question: Finally, do you have any future plans you want to share with us?
Answer: We want to expand our sites. And work on our reality site and maybe another, but not get too big and lose that personal feel. We will be doing interviews with models and adding many new interactive features coming out very soon. It's all very exciting.

 Visit Amateur Canada here.

Read the review of Amateur Canada on Adult Reviews.net here.

Greetings, my fellow porn fans; I'm Tamesin.  You may have seen some of my reviews on Adult Reviews.

I'm going to be blogging about some of my experiences writing porn reviews.  The first thing I look for in a paysite is how easy the navigation is.  Let's face it, when you enter a members' area, you don't want to spend much time figuring out how to see the good stuff.  Navigation shouldn't be hard; the only thing that should be hard is... well... something else. (wink)  Because of this, I like very simple navigation.  Even if some paysites have a ton of content, I still feel their menu can, and should, be simple. 

Most paysites have easy navigation, and it's greatly appreciated.  Some sites, however, have very misleading menus.  I've seen instances where they have more than one menu, with slightly different wording on each.  For instance, they may have the choices of "Directory" and "Models."  A member will think these menu items will link to two entirely different areas.  Not always.  This is when I get frustrated.  When you're a member, you want to get as much bang for your buck.  You want to believe you've seen everything in that members' area.  If you see menu items that are worded slightly different, yet link to the same thing, you lose some confidence in the paysite.  As I said, it's misleading and a waste of time.

I've also seen a couple paysites where you click on a menu item, and it contains links to other parts of the members' area that aren't listed on the main menu.  This starts to turn into a maze, and pretty soon your eyes are crossed!  Nope, porn shouldn't lead you on a wild goose chase where you need to pack a compass or leave a trail of bread crumbs to get you back home.

I oftentimes wonder why a paysite makes navigation confusing.  Are they trying to make it look like they have more content?  That doesn't fool a paysite member.  Are they trying to be helpful using different wording, thinking maybe a different title will catch your attention?  Hardly.  As a member, you're going to click on every link to see the content anyway.  It's just cruel when a paysite teases a member into thinking there's more than what there actually is.  

Ideally, I like the menu up top so I don't have to go searching for it.  The home page may be quite big, where you have to scroll down to see a bunch of the content.  In that case, I think the same menu options should be at the bottom. 

I guess when it comes to a paysites' navigation, my style is K.I.S.S. - Keep it Simple, Sweetie.

xoxo,
Tamesin
(In case you're wondering, my name isn't pronounced "Tame sin." It's pronounced:
Tam - like "cam" in webcam
e - pronounced like the "i" in win, and
sin - as in rhymes with win).

The following review of Don�s Naughty Models will be told in the form of a play entitled Naughty by Nature. This play stars BILLY, an idealistic young man whose lover has recently left him, and THE DEVIL, who is commonly known as the Father of Lies. Our story begins in BILLY�s bedroom, where young BILLY is mourning the loss of his little filly.

BILLY: I�ve got the blues. My online girlfriend from Canada virtually left me for a Scotsman she met on a message board dedicated to Star Trek: Deep Space Nine discussion. Oh, I�m so lonesome I could cry�
[THE DEVIL appears in a puff of black smoke.]
BILLY: Alright, who ripped one?
THE DEVIL: Whasssssssuuuuuup!!!
BILLY: Satan!
THE DEVIL: That�s my name, don�t wear it out!
BILLY: The Lord of Lies!
THE DEVIL: Yup.
BILLY: Beelzebub!
THE DEVIL: That�s me.
BILLY: The one who is referred to as �the dragon� and �the old serpent� in the Book of Revelation!
THE DEVIL: You�ve certainly got my number!
BILLY: Old Scratch!
THE DEVIL: Alright, that�s enough. Billy, I think I have the solution to all of your problems�have you ever looked at a website called Don�s Naughty Models?
BILLY [gasping]: But that�s a porno site!
THE DEVIL: Your point being?
BILLY: Don�t some people say�
THE DEVIL: Some people say a lot of things�
BILLY: But don�t some people say that pornography is degrading to women?
THE DEVIL: It is if it�s done properly!
[THE DEVIL winks at BILLY.]
BILLY: But is Don�s Naughty Models done properly, Satan?
THE DEVIL: It sure is! Here, I�ll show you.
[THE DEVIL and BILLY shrink down to microscopic size and fly into the monitor of BILLY�s computer.]
BILLY: Bitching! I can taste the colors!!!
THE DEVIL: What do they taste like, young Billy?
BILLY: Like burnt toast! I think I�m having a stroke!
THE DEVIL: That ain�t a stroke, Billy, that�s love! Love for Don�s Naughty Models.
BILLY: Love hurts, Satan!
THE DEVIL: It sure does, Billy, it sure does...
BILLY: So who is this Don fella anyway, Satan?
THE DEVIL: Who gives a shit? I�m more concerned with his �naughty� models�
BILLY: How many of �em are there?
THE DEVIL: Well, Billy, there are eighteen naughty models on Don�s Naughty Models at the present time.
BILLY: They�re all so�naughty!
THE DEVIL: Indeed they are, young Billy.
BILLY: But how often is new content added to Don�s Naughty Models?
THE DEVIL: New girls are added biweekly, Billy. New photos are released on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays while new videos are released on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
BILLY: It looks to me like every model has a bio, a handful of photosets and a video or two to her name�
THE DEVIL: Very observant, Bilbo! What else do you notice?
BILLY: Well, most of the content on this site is made up of solo stripping and masturbation, though there are a couple hardcore sets and even some girl-girl material as well.
THE DEVIL: Tell me about the photos, Billy.
BILLY: Well, it seems like the photosets are actually just one photo shoot that has been cut up into multiple sets�
THE DEVIL: Good, Billy, good. What else do you notice?
BILLY: The photos look to be average-resolution.
THE DEVIL: Indeed they are. But what about the videos, Billy?
BILLY: Most of the videos are available for download in two speeds in QuickTime, but the newer ones are also available for download in two speeds in Windows Media.
THE DEVIL: How do they look, Billy?
BILLY: They look pretty good.
THE DEVIL: Yes, they do.
BILLY: Allow me to play devil�s advocate for a moment here.
THE DEVIL: Knock yourself out.
BILLY: Let�s say I like a particular model�
THE DEVIL: Uh-huh.
BILLY: Let�s say I like her so much that I want to sniff her panties. How can I do this?!
THE DEVIL: Simple, Billy! Just buy her panties from Don! You see, Don gives his members the option of buying his models� worn bras and panties as well as the toys that the girls used during their photo shoots and masturbation scenes.
BILLY: That sounds delightful!
THE DEVIL: Like a breath of fresh air, Bilbo.
BILLY: But, Satan, what if I get tired of jackin� off to Don�s Naughty Models?!
THE DEVIL: Perish the thought! Don�t worry, Billy, Don�s got you covered with a whopping sixty-four bonus sites!
BILLY: Wowie zowie, Satan! How can I ever thank you for giving me this marvelous gift of masturbation fodder?
THE DEVIL: Don�t thank me, Billy, thank Don! He�s the real hero here!
BILLY: Thanks, Don! Well, I guess I ought to be going, Satan�I�ve got a lot of jerkin� off to do!
THE DEVIL [humbly makes phone gesture with left cloven hoof]: Call me?
BILLY: No.

[Months later, THE DEVIL calls BILLY on the telephone. It�s immediately clear that the two have not spoken at length in ages; their relationship is strained at best.]

THE DEVIL: Hey, guy. Are you gonna be in your neighborhood today? [Translation: I want to spend time with you.]
BILLY: I�ll be in the area. [Translation: I�ll be around, so make your move.]
THE DEVIL: Well, I want to eat at Melt-Banana. [Translation: I want to eat at Melt-Banana.]
BILLY: You want to eat there? [Translation: I invited you to eat there with me last week and you turned me down�now you want to eat there and I should drop everything to spend time with you?]
THE DEVIL: Yeah, well, I know how much you like that place... [Translation: I would really like to see you.]
BILLY: Mmm... [Translation: I am trying to think of a polite way to tell you to go fuck yourself.] I�ll take rain-check. [Translation: I could not think of a nicer way of telling you to go fuck yourself.]
THE DEVIL: I bet you will. [Translation: Fuck you.]
BILLY: Or not. [Translation: Right back at ya.]
THE DEVIL: Well, I gotta go get something to eat, then. [Translation: You�re an asshole.]
BILLY: You do that. [Translation: And why don�t you go fuck your mother while you�re at it?]

[BILLY hangs up the phone and thinks about how awesome Don�s Naughty Models is. BILLY loved the exclusive content, especially that which featured models who have not modeled for any other sites. BILLY also thought Don�s Naughty Models was easy to navigate even if it wasn�t much to look at. Oh, and BILLY loved all the bonus sites! In short, BILLY thought Don�s Naughty Models was ACES!]

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Sabrina Deep is celebrating her birthday in a way she'll remember for a while - on September 8th 2007 she's attempting to set a new record with the largest and longest gangbang ever to be broadcast live on the internet. The gangbang will feature at least 80 guys fucking her during a time span of 8 hours.  "The men will not be given any time-limits to fuck me" Sabrina states, "if they can last for 8 hours, they can fuck me for 8 hours, they can have repeated orgasms and they can fuck any of my holes."



She actually invited all of her members to take part in the event, which is held in London UK.  "It's a present i wanted to give to myself and to my fans to celebrate my birthday and one year of activity and all i expect it is to orgasm and to squirt for the whole event. In 3 words: i hate lube." Sabrina describes her reason for wanting to do this.

The whole event from start to finish is going to be available as webcam show for free as long as you are a member of her site. Alternatively you can grab the DVD that she has announced is to be released later this year with the whole 8-hour event uncut.



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