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Captain Stabbin review

- 1st revisit

Summary: The Captain is no longer picking up new beach sluts to butt fuck on his big boat, but he has left behind a big collection of content and gives his members access to the entire Reality Kings network as a bonus. That network overshadows the Captain Stabbin collection in many ways and makes the site a worthwhile deal in 2011.

Score 80.0 /100
About Our Ratings
Jerry Fritz, 2011-04-12

Pornstar, Amateur, Butts, 18-23, Blowjob, Boobs, Reality, Hardcore, Latina, Videos, Movies, Mega-Sites

anal sex, bikini, boat, double penetration, group sex, Reality Kings, threesome, water

Intro promises

- Anal sex with hot girls on board boats
- Access to Reality Kings network
- 6000+ girls and updates
- Fresh daily updates
- Fast downloads & easy to use

First impression

Ahoy, matey! The swashbucklin' Captain himself is taking us aboard his yacht on an anal adventure to plumb the depths of fine amateur and porn star bikini-strapped booty! The tour features the turquoise blue waters of the sea, green palm trees flapping in the heat, sun tans, sun lotions, itsy bitsy bikinis and a lot of hard cock thrust deep into hot girls. Anal penetration, group sex, ass to mouth and facial cum shots are all in the teasers.

Will the site deliver on its promises of 6000+ girls and updates? We signed up to find out. Read on for our review.


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Our opinion

Captain Stabbin had an eventful start back in 2002, making it one of the earliest sites on the Reality Kings network. Its hardcore adventure ran on for six years, but since 2008 there have been no updates -- though there were two made at the end of 2010 out of the blue.

Before he scuttled the boat, he had brought back quite a pile of booty -- and I mean that in both senses. There are 256 original episodes to enjoy in the archived library.

That's a lot of porn, but the figure is quite a bit smaller than the 6000+ figure on the tour. I did a closer look and figured out that the 6000+ models/movies promise is for the entire Reality Kings network, which is included free when you sign up. More on that at the end of the review.

The episodes in the Captain Stabbin library all follow a loose, reality plot. The girls are partying on the Captain's boat, and sooner or later they start flashing their tits and ass and offering to suck on the Captain's big dick. Many girls get treated to two cocks, or share the Captain with a busty girlfriend. Models are a mix of porn stars and amateurs, with a lot of the latter, and a lot of great tits and bubble butts. Every episode has the girls' asses being fucked and pumped. Most will get hot facial cum shots to end the scene. In short, it's good, hardcore anal porn.

You are able to surf through the big collection looking for specific types of action. Their search tool has a filter column that lets you tack on requirements like big tits, or 2on1 action, etc. You can also sort the results by date, popularity and views.

If you find yourself enjoying a particular model you can look her up in the index and see if she has done any other scenes for Captain Stabbin or the other 24+ sites on the Reality Kings network.

The last two updates in 2010 are in HD (1080p MP4s with 1920x1080 resolution and a 10 mbits/s bit rate). The rest of the library will not be in HD, though. You can save them in 768x432 pixel Windows Media files with a 1.5 mbits/s bit rate or in MPEG clips that are smaller. The playback quality for the WMV files is great.

All of the movies can be streamed online as well. They play in a Flash video format embedded right into the members area. The playback quality is about even with the download options.

Movies are quite long, often running over 40 minutes from start to finish.

For every scene there will be a picture gallery you can look through or download in a zip file, too. There are hundreds of shots that are very similar to the material you'll see in the movies. They aren't huge but they are professional and they look great.

With no regular updates to the Captain Stabbin library, those thousands of movies promised on the Reality Kings network were particularly interesting to me. There is very good news in this regard: they aren't exaggerating the size of the library or number of girls that can be found on the sites, and many of the sites offer porn that Captain Stabbin fans will love.

For example, the big butts and big tits of Monster Curves, Round and Brown, Mike In Brazil, and the slim, lusty and cock craving party sluts of In The VIP and We Live Together deliver just the sort of reality, hardcore and (quite often) anal sex that you'd enjoy from the Captain. These sites are active, most offer 1080p HD playback for a large part of their library, and the network adds new updates every day.

Accessing all of those bonuses is easy. You can use the same search tools and options to browse any of the sites, or all of the sites at once. This makes the massive collection here really accessible -- whatever you are in the mood for, just plug it in and sift through the results.


Captain Stabbin may not be sailing the seas any longer, but with 256 episodes stored at the docks, and access to thousands of other reality porn movies, many in 1080p HD, from the Reality Kings network, his site still offers a great deal for porn lovers.


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