Breast Palace review
Summary: Despite the name, Breast Palace doesn't focus on models with big breasts. They do however offer a variety of picture series of girls sorted by breast size. Overall the site lacks a bit of personal attention from the webmaster. Its biggest asset is the included membership to the DVD archive site, Video Sexperts.
Pete the Meat, 2008-06-10
Boobs, 18-23, Hardcore, Lesbian, Videos, Movies
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- 600,000+ full sized photos, 14,000+ action filled video clips, 1,400+ stunning hand-picked models, 75+ full length DVD movies
- Updated every single day
- More than 400 gigs of content!
- ZIP files for easy downloading
- Fast and reliable customer support
On its intro page Breast Palace boasts it is the “palace of top notch breasts”. Apparently this does not necessarily mean the biggest breasts, but titties of all shapes and sizes for all kinds of boob lovers. Users will be able to rate breasts, download wallpapers and even share content between users using Breast Palace’s adult chat room. With a featured joke, poll, letters from the editor and more all on the intro page, Breast Palace looks more like a place to spend some time rather than download all the content you can with your membership.
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BreastPalace.com is more than just a source for photos and videos of big juicy melons. It is an online community of sorts featuring a members chat room, E-zines, erotic stories, Flash games and more. In fact, those looking for the biggest and juiciest melons may actually become pretty disappointed by this site. There are certainly a lot of pictorials on Breast Palace – broken into different categories such as Big Fake Boobies, Natural Hotties, Amateur Models, et cetera – though there is nothing really special about the tits on many these girls. Each category has anywhere from 1,000 to 2,000 different photos which can be viewed individually at 750x600 or 970x768 pixels. The thing I noticed, however, is that many of these galleries really have nothing to do with breasts at all. Some photos under Big Fake Boobies feature girls whose breasts really aren’t big, though the search on the left-hand side allows users to navigate through cup size, ethnicity, age and other physical attributes. For big breast fans, the site only features 5 galleries with E-cup girls, 71 galleries with DD girls and the majority with B-cups at 871 galleries. The galleries typically include lesbian or straight sex.
All galleries are missing a decent name though - they are named something like '00005D' and '00016C' without any other description or preview than a single thumbnail. The site's content management system also seems to slow the loading of pages and pictures down considerably. You click, and then wait at least one second before anything starts to happen.
Clicking on the Videos section brings you to a page where you can re-enter your login and password granting you access to Videosexperts.com, which currently features 2,439 full DVD’s. With your Breast Palace membership you will get access to four other Porncentro network sites: AllErotica.com, TeenLoveXXX.com, SchoolTeens.com, and HighSpeedXXX.com. However, Videosexperts features all of the videos you will find on the other sites so it is really the only site you need to access all of the video content. The site offers above average download options, which is pretty cool. You can download the scene of your choice in DVD-quality MPG’s, Windows Media, Quicktime, or MP4’s specifically designed for either your iPod or PSP for optimum viewing quality. WMV and Quicktime MOV files are available in three different quality settings or you can also view the scenes in a streaming Flash player with the same quality settings. The best quality users will get in WMV format is 480x320; 743k, which may disappoint some users. However, the option to download DVD quality video is available.
As for the extras, Breast Palace does offer a lot of other stuff to do. Along the left-hand side of the Home page are your other options including links to over ten live cam sites, literally thousands of erotic stories and jokes, a members chat room, and phone sex, escort and nightclub directories. Some of the Flash games are actually fairly entertaining the first time you try ‘em, especially a choose your own adventure cartoon called Dirty Ernie. While all these extras can be considered a nice attempt at making this a more involved site, some do seem like tacked-on additions considering the video and photo content is really what people are after with their subscriptions.
Knowing that Breast Palace does not necessarily focus on large or extreme breasts as its name may lead you to believe, it does link you to enough video content via the Porncentro network. While Breast Palace may not be the best site to find what you’re looking for, if you’re a boob man, it does give you access to Video Sexperts offering a pretty decent search engine to help you navigate through the 2,000-plus DVD’s. And while much of the video and photo content isn’t necessarily exclusive, there is a lot of it to check out and download in numerous formats.
Screenshots from Breast Palace
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