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English Spankers review

Summary: English Spankers has a large library evenly split between high quality picture galleries and full length videos. All of their models are British and amateurs. Each scene is 100% focused on punishment via spanking, caning and paddling. There is no sex here, just bare bottoms being turned red! Updates appear to be frequent. The members area is excessively simple and media options are limited for the videos, but overall the site does provide a very good value.

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Score 90.0 /100
About Our Ratings
Jerry Fritz, 2011-12-14

Butts, Mature / MILF, Amateur, Fetish, Videos, Movies

authentic amateurs, big butts, British girls, British spanking, caning, corporal punishment, housewives, OTK, spanking, UK girls

Intro promises

- School room and domestic spankings
- Your housewives punished on film
- All full length films
- Exclusive pictures
- Top quality videos
- Invites to spanking parties
- New videos shot in widescreen HD

First impression

English Spankers promises an update every week with a real UK amateur housewife having her round bottom spanked, paddled or caned red in their exclusive HD quality movies and picture galleries. On their tour you are given an eyeful of demonstrations: girls from 20 to 40+ years old, red heads, blondes and exotics, all hiking up their skirts or peeling down their panties to bend over and take the punishment coming to them: an open handed swat, a cane, a paddle - whatever it takes for them to learn a naughty lesson. Their bits are glowing red and bruised by the end!

The tour makes many fine promises regarding regular updates and high quality videos, so we signed up to see if that is indeed the reality for those with access to the members area. Read on for the in depth report.


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Our opinion

English Spankers has been in the disciplinary business for over ten years. When it comes to delivering the punishments due their amateur UK girls, the site's title leaves little to guess at. Spanking is an art unto itself and as English Spankers sets out to prove, it's an art worth exploring in depth. They don't stray far from spanking to explore other BDSM stuff, nor do they include sex or penetration - it's all about turning the girls' round bottoms red and blue!

Exclusive amateur British models in every scene and galllery
This site doesn't work with professional models. It prefers Brit girls with their own passion for being punished and spanked. In fact, they are always looking for new ladies - they provide ways to get in touch on their tour page should you or your wife be interested. Most of the girls are attractive if a little homely, in their 20s, 30s and 40s. Most look like office workers or at least are dressed up as such.

Real spanking-fetish scenes and pictures that will please fans
They leave no question as to their passion and fascination with spanking and discipline. There is no sex of any kind here, each scene is dedicated entirely to spanking with canes, paddles or open-palmed hands. There is a bit of acting in each to set up the scenario - a housewife done wrong, a secretary who messed something up - leading to the spanking.

The libraries were full, both for videos and picture galleries
There was a good balance between the two types of content, videos and pictures, and ample quantity of both. I counted roughly 160+ videos and over 200+ picture galleries, all of it exclusive and original, produced by the site itself.

The WMV movie downloads look great, but they aren't really HD
Recent updates can be downloaded in Windows Media files with 960x576 screens (5+ Mbits) and a great playback quality. The downloads are for the full length scenes, which tend to average 15 minutes long. The pictures average 1400x933 pixels in size and are high resolution.

The members area is simple and very straightforward
You won't have any trouble finding your way to picture galleries or videos, but once you get that far, you'll have to page through results - thumbnails you can click on to download or open a gallery. It's a very low-fi, low-tech members area compared to others, which reveals its very homegrown roots. On the other hand, more tools (a model index, a search filter) would be nice to help sort through the content more efficiently.

There is only one way to view movies, and no zip files for the picture galleries
All movies are limited to the WMV format (or an older version of it with a smaller resolution for the older updates). There is no way to stream the movies, either. Likewise, pictures can be browsed in a very nice web-based gallery but they didn't provide a ZIP file download to save entire galleries as single file downloads. You are able to save individual pictures manually.

Updates do look to be frequent but they don't date things
I really wish they would date the updates so we knew just how frequent things were added, but it's easy to take them at their word, judging by the growth in the size of the library.

No model information for their exclusive amateurs
A small bio, even just some stats or an index to look them up in, would be great to learn more about their real amateurs. Granted you do get that from watching the videos, but it would be nice to see on the site.


English Spankers delivers wonderfully on its promise of real housewives being punished, spanked, caned and paddled. There was plenty of content, both videos and pictures, and the quality of both were great. The site design could be enhanced and more media options for movies could be added, but that's pretty much the only thing holding back this exciting amateur fetish site.

A high quality collection of spanking fetish movies with real UK amateur models.


English Spankers has a wonderful collection very focused on spanking. If you want a look at other options similar in their focus and passion, start with some of our top rated in the spanking genre. Spanked Cheeks with its 720p HD videos is a great place to start, then look at Bad Tushy, Spank That Brat, Real Life Spankings and Red Stripe Films.


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