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The Hardcore Network review

Summary: The Hardcore Network is a network of 19 sites with various themes. Its two main sites are Ass Smoothie and Swirlie Girls. Not all sites have exclusive original content and the amount of content varies from site to site. The sites with original content features porn stars in high quality video.

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Score 75.0 /100
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About Our Ratings
Author:
Pete the Meat, 2008-09-02

Categories:
Pornstar, Butts, Mega-Sites, Lesbian, Videos, Fetish, Movies

Tags:
ass play, high definition

Intro promises

- The Hardcore Network features 1625 scenes, totaling 439.64 GB of high-quality videos.

"When you become a member, you get full unrestricted access to everything we have to offer. Enjoy every single site in our massive network just by joining any one of our sites - it's that easy! No DRM bullshit, no limited trial access or partial scene updates: we give you 20 full updates every week. So start filling up your hard drive with more porn than you can watch in a year."

First impression

Currently The Hardcore Network (THN) offers 1,625 scenes in total. Your membership gives you access to 19 different sites for people of all interests from Ebony and Asian to big boob, mature, amateur, classic porn and more. The intro boasts about the network’s huge video content and updates but mentions nothing about photos or exclusive content, so I’m curious to find out exactly how much THN has to offer with its somewhat pricey membership.

Prices



$4.90 2-Day Trial
$34.90 30-Day Membership
$78.90 90-Day Membership
$98.90 180-Day Membership

Pay via CCBill or Paycom.

Our opinion

As soon as you login to The Hardcore Network, you have the option of linking to each of the 19 sites, checking out the latest additions, or heading to the search engine to find what you want throughout the entire network. It is here where you can look up girls based on ethnicity, age, tit size and more or find videos or photos based on sex acts. You can also search by model name through the thousands of starlets featured on the site for an easy way to find your favorite chicks. The thing I did notice, however, is that some of the scenes featured on the network are a bit dated and THN lacks a lot of exclusive content.

Out of the 19 sites, I found one of the best to be Nasty Raw Sex, containing 52 videos in total and some of the more popular ladies in the industry today. Puma Swede, Shy Love, Eva Angelina, Vanessa Lane, Lisa Ann and others all star in mostly straight vaginal sex scenes. Attack My Ass features 121 videos of anal action, though I did notice a few scenes were thrown in featuring no anal whatsoever, and Chicks Fucking Chicks offers exactly what its name promises with 75 scenes of hot lesbian action from the likes of Jenaveve Jolie, Cherokee, Jenna Haze and Ava Devine. Golden Hardcore reruns 120 old-school porn scenes dating as far back as the ‘70s all the way up to the ‘90s.

Probably the biggest disappointment about THN is that the majority of the videos are found on the Stop The Camera site, with 448 clips and bloopers from various porn sets. I enjoy bonus and behind-the-scenes video content as much as the next man, but this seems like an overwhelming amount of material on one site which isn’t clearly explained in the intro promises – especially considering they are mostly non-sex scenes.

Afrihoes fills the Ebony portion of the network, currently featuring 44 videos starring the likes of Monique, Jada Fire, Mercedes and Angel Eyes in mostly interracial male-female fucking. The majority of the sites on THN feature between 50-70 scenes: Chopstick Sluts is the Asian site, Cum Is Good features gangbanging and double-penetration, Fuck My Flab showcases larger than average chicks, Her Last Fuck features women far past their expiry dates, Only The Biggest is the boob site, Please Be Gentle features amateur girls and Pornstar Solos features masturbation and toy videos from Lucy Lee, Trina Michaels and more.

The four I Love You sites feature all-exclusive content as blondies Celeste, Madison, Melanie and Mya all perform a variety of sex acts for the camera. Each girl has their own site with about 30-40 videos on each and some of it is definitely worth checking out.

Ass Smoothie is definitely the most bizarre site on the network. It features a total of 129 videos in which girls create a smoothie of their choice, ram a funnel into their ass, pour it in, let it seep back out into a cup, then drink it down. Think of it what you will. Swirlie Girls is the other fetish site, featuring 19 videos of chicks sucking dick and getting their heads dunked in the toilet.

Clips are available in WMV format only and you can download them in three different quality options, from Best (1440x1080 px), Good (640x480 px), to Fast (320x240 px). Fast Download is extremely quick considering the average length of most scenes is anywhere from 15-20 minutes. However, it would be nice to have even more options such as the scene broken into different sections or other file types to choose from. Each clip comes with a thumbnail and brief synopsis as well as a list of all the categories it falls under such as shaved pussy, anal, double penetration, boy/boy/girl, girl/girl/boy, ass-to-mouth, and what have you for a better understanding of what you’ll actually be seeing.

THN is mainly focused on providing high quality video content, though all of the sites include photo sets as well. There are currently over 60,000 pictures available to members – though they are all taken straight from the videos. The photo galleries feature thumbnails all laid out for you, which you click on to view each JPEG individually at 422x562 pixels or zoom in for 750x1000. You will have to right click and save each photo individually, however, as there are no options to download the entire gallery as a Zip file.

Conclusion

Though it calls itself a network of 19 sites and there is lots of content throughout, The Hardcore Network feels more like one large site than a network. Each site seems more like a category of videos than its own entity, especially when many of them feature less than 50 videos on their own. While there is definitely lots of great quality material here to download and keep forever, the network lacks a variety of file types, download options and exclusive content. Still, there are lots of WMV’s to download if you’re not too concerned with the price.

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Members area screenshot from The Hardcore Network - click to enlarge

External Opinions

Don't take our word for it and see what others think! We have collected a list of opinions and impressions from other sites, so you can compare them all from one place.

2009-08-19
87.6/100
2008-08-14
88/100
2007-10-03
89/100
Total average: 89.2/100 Our score: 75.0/100

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