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Total Messy review

Summary: Total Messy is for the fans of girls splashed with chocolate souce, milk, frosting or similar things. The site contains a relatively low number of photo sets and videos in below average quality. The content is good and will appeal to fans, but usability and amount of content needs improvement to justify the high price.

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Score 50.0 /100
About Our Ratings
Tamesin, 2008-09-08

Fetish, Amateur, Softcore, 18-23, Videos, Movies

bodypaint, food fetish, fully shaved, wet and messy

Intro promises

- 100% exclusive
- WAM content (Wet And Messy)
- Danish teens
- DVD quality videos in 720x576 screen

First impression

If you like seeing your babes in a wet and sticky mess, your interest will be piqued when you view the sample tour on Total Messy. The models get into all sorts of messes, whether it be milk and honey, body paint, or any number of things. At least on this site, grown women can have fun getting messy without any guilt. In fact, if the photos are any indication, the women are having a great time feeling all the different textures on their half naked and naked bodies.


$29.95/30 days, recurs at $19.95 every 30 days
$59.95/90 days, non-recurring

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Our opinion

Well, I'm a little confused by the members' area. There are 6 thumbnails to updates that aren't even chronologically listed, (i.e., July, May, and August). From these thumbnails, I note that May has 15 sets of "Food For Fun;" 7 sets for "Lotion Mess;" 15 sets for "Messy Slime;" 7 sets for "Milk Bath;" 12 sets for "Mixed WAM;" and 8 sets for "Painted Bodies." Bear in mind the sets mentioned in these categories overlap into the other categories, so adding these numbers up doesn't represent the total number of sets within the members' area. The only menu options are WAM Themes (which is the home page with the thumbnails) and Recent Updates.

Recent updates is where you'll find 15 updates; 6 of these are photo sets. There are no dates noted on when the content is uploaded, so I have no idea how often the site is updated. The pictures open to around 1280x853 and 980x1308 pixels. The pictures are of decent quality, although some of them have an artsy filter to them. There are between around 20-50 pictures to each zip downloadable gallery; the average is probably around 40.

The 9 videos open to a 720x576 (around 1.53 Mbps) good quality screen; full screen mode diminishes quality. The videos play in WMV and are around 5 to 6 minutes in length. Some videos have music in the background, while in others, you can hear the model(s) speaking in a non-English language.

This members' area is very confusing in that I can't get a number on exactly how many videos and photo sets are inside unless I look through every single one. In the "Recent Updates" menu link, there are 15 video and picture galleries. Under the "WAM Themes," there is a lot of overlap amongst the categories, as well as some of the same galleries within the "Recent Updates." Some of the sets under "WAM Themes" are not represented under "Recent Updates," so there are more than the 15 presented in "Recent Updates." This is such a user unfriendly way of presenting content. There should be links to the photo galleries and the videos, just as most other paysites offer. This enables porn users to be able find content easily, instead of having to click on every single thumbnail to make sure they haven't seen it before.

The content - what little there is - is right on target with the wet and messy fetish. All kinds of ooey gooey messes are made, and the models seem to genuinely have fun playing with their food! There are some decent quality shots of the sticky, wet messes, and the content is cleary recorded and photographed with the food fetishist in mind. The delivery of the content, however, has a lot to be desired.


The content within Total Messy is good; however, the delivery of it is a total mess. Navigation is in no way user friendly. This totally detracts from the enjoyment of the content. Additionally, there's not much in the way of photos and videos within, with no indication of upload dates on most of the content. Admittedly, the wet and messy food play fetish doesn't have dozens of websites that you can pick and choose from, so join this paysite with the full knowledge that it's a sticky wicket to navigate.

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Members area screenshot from Total Messy - click to enlarge

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